Chapter 1: What happens when Below Deck gets stuck on the dock?
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to What What Crappens. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. Hello, Benuni. How you doing, babes? I am just fantastic, Ronnie. How are you? Good. I'm just enjoying this lovely Tuesday. Here to recap below deck. It's a lovely day to talk deck. Let's talk about deck. Let's talk about deck, baby.
Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about deck and me.
Chapter 2: How does Kyle's behavior impact the crew dynamics?
All the good things that... All the good things that... And the bad things. Things that could be... Let's talk about deck. Welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks for everybody who joined us at Amazon Live yesterday. It's every other Monday at 4 p.m. on Amazon. That's where it's at. And the Mondays we're not doing that, like this coming Monday, next Monday, we'll be doing Crappy Hour at 5.30 p.m.
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Chapter 3: What are the consequences of taking money from the crew's tips?
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Stuck on dock for a misadventure. All I want is to give people adventure.
Chapter 4: Why is Kyle feeling the pressure this season?
today honestly honestly I was happy that they were stuck on the dock to have an episode where we didn't have to watch them go through that fucking bridge on St. Martin that they need to demolish and rebuild that way it's easier for cruise ships to go through I mean why do we have to be subjected to that misery every single week on this show watching these boats nearly scrape themselves up and
Going through a tiny, tiny bridge that was never even seems to be meant for yachts. It was like meant for canoes. Why do they do that? I can't stand it. So for the fact that they were stuck in where they were and didn't have to do any of these bridge shenanigans, except that one moment go under the bridge, which I supported. I was very happy about that. Also, I'm not going to lie.
If I were on a yacht. and we couldn't go out to sea, I think I would still be really okay with it because you're on a yacht. I mean, it's still awesome. You're being weighted on hand and toe. Is there any difference between being on a yacht and being able to see, I don't know, a beautiful Caribbean country outside your window versus seeing ocean? I don't think so.
Chapter 5: How do the guests react to the service issues?
You're still in the same space. You're still in the same physical thing that you would have been in the middle of the ocean, except you just happen to be... by land, a bit. I'd be pissed because you're not just, it's not like you're out in the middle of the ocean. Like they don't go that far out. They go from little island to, you know, they go from fun place to fun place.
So they were also robbed of all the different fun places that they dock and you know, all the, I don't know, fun. I wouldn't be pissed. And frankly, I wouldn't do what they did where it's like, take money from the servers. The crew didn't do anything. Why are you taking money out of the tip? You should refuse to pay for the charter.
If you have a charter and the boat's broken, then the boat doesn't get paid. That's what I say. I would have said, I'm not paying for this fucking boat.
Chapter 6: What creative solutions are proposed for the broken engine?
I'm going to give the money to the people who actually gave me a decent vacation, you know?
yeah because the service was still doing the service like you were still receiving the service i mean although that being said it seemed like they were also a little inept i mean they they took forever to get like they never even got those jet skis out and everything and i don't know why they didn't offer them like get like a van and like drive them to like the dutch side of the island or the french side whichever side that they weren't on why not do that i don't understand that but i also just think that like
know i think i'd be happy just being on a yacht that didn't really go anywhere uh you know obviously i wanted to go someplace but i think i would also be like this is pretty cool i'm in like in a luxury environment so i want like i'm just mad at that guy with his like susan sontag splash of white hair and his bangs you know for being such a dick to this crew well i just watched that movie um the humdingers
No, the Wildcats. The Marvel, the new Avengers. Stupid movie. The Wildcats? Wait, the... Wildcats? What's it called? No, is it called like the Essentials? Not the Essentials. The Thundercat. No, the Thunder... The Thunderbolts. Thunderbolts, yeah. The Thunderbolts.
Chapter 7: How does the crew adapt to the unexpected challenges?
The Thunderbolts, yeah.
um the new avengers yeah it was kind of dumb where i came up i don't know where i came up with the essentials oh i think i was thinking of the eternals and then i thought of the essentials the eternals needed some more essential oils i'll tell you that movie needed because they were that was the old ones they needed they were all crinkly they needed some essential oils that one was stupid too but no the thunderbolts um anyway the villain was stupid i can't believe it
yeah i know i was so shocked uh julia louis dreyfus was the villain and she has like that shock of white hair so i kept thinking of her with this character i was like you're a real you're a real julia louis dreyfus in um that tv show she was in like the vice vice or whatever but um veep god how old am i that i'm like this now i'm like i'm that movie thunder and thunder cats.
And then, you know, that girl, Julie Andrews from the TV show about being a mayor called vice, like Jesus Christ old lady. Um, but also he was kind of like Kyle Moklahan. from Twin Peaks, right? He gave me that live. McLaughlin. And he was very like, we really appreciate the cruise, but we really think that if there is a discrepancy, then we shouldn't be able to tip. Well, get it out.
Spit it out, facelift. I'm sure a lot of people would have the same thing to say about whatever restaurants you own, sir. So I guess we should get into this. So previously, Barbara and Jess went on a date and continued a...
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Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from this episode's events?
Love triangle. That is really one of the dullest things we've seen in quite some time. This trio, this trio of pussy that's happening here. So then three hours. Lesbianism just goes so quick. You know, I mean. we were robbed of like a whole two years of fun and straight relationships.
Cause I feel like when we see straight relationships on Bravo, they're very like, catch me, you know, catch me if you can. And then it's like, you're together, but are we together? And do I still like it? So there's a lot more of that. Whereas I feel like the lesbian version is like, okay, I'll cheat on you with a million people and not really be sure.
But then once I am sure it's like, boom, we're married. We're there. We're cuddling. We have children together. Yeah. They were just already very boring. It's like, they're both like, they're like, can I get in your, in your bed and we'll read to each other. We'll read, we'll read each other's Kindle. They're like Act 1 and Act 3, but they don't have an Act 2. Yeah.
They're already like making jam on a farm, you know? That sounds great. So it's three hours ago. You're a lesbian. You're basically a lesbian. I know. I know. And Selene walks by Hugo and Jess on the deck. And Hugo is asking Selene how she's doing. And Selene's like, what? And then he goes like, good. And then Slane just keeps on walking by.
So they're like, oh God, she's being really cold this morning. It's like, yeah, she's being really cold. I'm making, making me wonder. I wonder if the consequences of my actions is that I made her cold. I did this to myself with the, with my actions of how I treated her. And I need to learn to accept that.
I need to learn that if I want to like someone that I can't do these things because they will be called to me in the morning. And I'm learning that now. Hugo is a pretty boring person and he's new. So he's, I think escaping a wrath so far, but I'm not liking Hugo this episode. Like Hugo is giving a lot of like, Hey honey, you should smile more energy. Like what the fuck?
What was she supposed to do? Give you a fucking parade. You said hi. She passed by. She said hi back. What do you need, Hugo? What do you need? And I don't need you coming after the chef. You're not in the position yet while you're sitting there eating your combos or whatever the fuck you're eating down in the mess hall and not taking out the trash to be giving attitude to anybody. Sir.
Yeah, I did not like Hugo this episode. I feel like we saw more of his true colors. I think he has been obscured by the stupid love triangle and with all of Kyle's nonsense. But now we're seeing him, and we see who he really is, and I don't like it. So then, speaking of not liking, then we have Damo, who also is not great. And Kyle, who's also... All these people suck.
So Damo is talking to Kyle...
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