Chapter 1: What happens at the car wash opening in McBee Dynasty?
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Oh, well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all the crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today, Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? So good. How's it going over there with you, baby? Just fabulous. Just absolutely fabulous. Having a great week over here.
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Chapter 2: How do prenups and wedding details create tension?
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It was like some weird Tetris game that they were playing on there. So we will be talking about that on our Patreon exclusively. So that's at patreon.com slash watch where crap happens. But other than that, Ronnie, anything else you have to share? Anything you want to say? Anything you want to feel? Anything you want to emote?
Chapter 3: What is the significance of Jesse's emotional struggles?
I feel nothing. Nope. I'm just glad to be here. And I was really happy with this episode of McBee because my man Jesse came through. He came through. Jesse, I love you so much. I just love you. I think you just do the right thing. You're so cute. I do want to know what's under that hat. Somebody sent us a message saying, what's under his hat? Why don't we ever see his head?
And I think that that's true. I don't think we've ever seen his head. Even when he's not in a cowboy hat, he'll wear like a scully or a baseball cap or something.
Chapter 4: How does the family dynamic influence Jesse's decisions?
Have we ever seen his head? Maybe. I'm not sure. I thought like he took it off at one point.
i'm not sure this was by far the best episode of the season for me um mainly because it ended with next week on the season finale and i was like ah great great i'm so upset i hope they do like a 10-part reunion oh god yeah it'll be a reunion it'll be like cole sitting next to a pile of soybeans talking about their relationship remember that time i said i was gonna bring that guy beer and i brought him root beer
Tessa, walk us through the fonts you chose for the gender reveal. Is that your first time using Microsoft Art? Whatever it was, Print Shop. Previously, last we saw in the McBee Dynasty, the McBees were racing against the clock, cutting soybeans day and night so the firm could say a flirt. Combines, combines. And Galena couldn't shake that mousy curse. You killed my chickens. You ruined my car.
Do you live in your own world? Do you live in your own freaking world, you stupid bitch?
Chapter 5: What role does Galena play in the wedding preparations?
well i wish her all the luck in the world and as for jesse boy that poor little boy got a serious case of corporate and no wonder because that poor little boy got bring up over there he got a prenup for dribbledore if he don't if he don't sign that brain up she may get full possession She might own 12% of Dribble Door action. I ain't going to do it.
We're going to have to cut that Dribble Door in half like King David and give half of it to her and half of it to King Solomon. How'd that go again, that story?
yeah you know all the rumors about mcbee dynasty or i should say stories you know the mom was the one with all the money like she was from a family with all this money and the husband was cheating on her and doing you know we know how the husband is that piece of stephen senior and then um ended up draining all their accounts and stuff when he left her so he's the one worried and saying oh women steal everything women want to steal your soul when he was the one who did that what a piece of
And what a piece of shit all these little guys are running around acting like that's totally normal. Women are trying to rob them of everything. What are they trying to rob you of? The nothing that you have? You think your wife wants 12% of your fucking prison sentence? You losers.
Yeah, I don't think these women are scrounging around or really excited to take a claim of Cole's dirty Hanes underwear.
so cold keto dust get the fuck out i know yeah seriously oh like god forbid like well watch out for ally she's gonna take the combine and drive her through the mean streets of kansas city meanwhile you've got someone with an actual career ally and they're like oh what's she gonna steal from us like well
I'm sure you don't have any books for her to steal or something she would actually find interesting.
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Chapter 6: How do the characters react to the food choices at the wedding?
She's already got more intelligence than all of you put together. Things that she won't be stealing from the McBee estate. Deodorant, because there is none. On your time subscription. Pubic hair trimmers, because I know you all got freaking... 70s bush down there. Back acne removers. Nose hair trimmers. So, Jesse and Allie.
Okay, so where you left off last week, Jesse's like, I have to talk about my feelings. I got a nervous breakdown or something. And Allie's like, um... Gross. OK, so we go back to that and he's still on the bed, like kind of wiping his eyes like he's crying. And he's like, I just don't know if I can do this anymore.
Chapter 7: What conflicts arise during the wedding rehearsal?
And she's like, well, I wish I knew you were feeling this way because you could come to me with this kind of things. Like, look at my face right now. Look how sympathetic it is. OK, what is my my face saying right now? It looks like you smell a fart. Yeah. So I just please feel free to come to me, you know, because it's scary. Like our parents marriages didn't work out.
And now we've got all these people saying like high school sweethearts don't work out. I mean, it's a lot of pressure. Yeah. I mean, I think that we're going to work out because all I'm doing is sacrificing my friends, family, social life, and job to come live on a remote farm.
And I surely won't have any sort of resentments and wonder if there's another world out there besides the one man I've ever been with for the past 12 years. It'll work out great, Jesse. Yeah.
Chapter 8: How does the episode set up for the season finale?
Yeah. Yeah, it's not going to be great. And she's like, well, you know, I want to make sure I'm the best wife for you and we're going to have the best marriage and things like that. Too late. Yeah. So she cries to the producer and she's like, I mean, I appreciate him being strong for me, but, you know, I want him to come with me with things.
So I'm trying to be strong for him so he knows he can come to me. But God damn, he's such a wuss when he's crying. I can't marry a wuss. I mean, I guess I'm largely on Ali's side because I'm generally always anti McBee, but I also don't like that. Jesse's like, I guess I have one of these queer things called an anxiety attack.
And she's like, well, I just like, wish that like, I knew that you were feeling this way. Cause it's like, it's like, I hate when people do that. Like, okay, I know that you almost had a heart attack on your fucking combine because you're going through such an anguish right now. But like, I wish I would have known.
It's like, just let the man like have like the one moment that you will ever see in the rest of your life where he's trying to be emotionally honest with you. Don't let me stand up for a McBee, okay? But, you know, like, you should be able to go to your partner and be like, this is how I feel. But this family is just so dead inside. They don't feel anything.
And this poor guy is, like, walking around telling everyone, like, I think I'm having panic attacks. And they're like, well, maybe it's because you're getting married to a woman who's going to steal from you. So here's what you need to do. You need to get her to sign the prenup before she steals everything. Like, you're not helping, family. None of you are helping.
I mean, she's like, oh, there's high expectations, but I am excited and ready to marry you. For your own sanity, though, is postponing the wedding something that would be helpful right now? Should we postpone it? I think we should postpone it, because you know what? There's actually a triathlon I really want to do on our wedding day. How about this?
How about I move back to Kansas City, you work on the farm, and we just sort of peter out. How about that? He's like, I don't think I would do anything, because I'm Jesse. I don't make decisions. I just float along. I want you to be excited and happy for it. And I want to just live a life of resentment. So I think it's going to be a great day. I think he's not even worried about marrying her.
I think he's worried about standing up to his brothers about the prenup because he's so used to doing whatever they want to do. He's terrified of telling his dad he's not going to sign a prenup and his brothers. And I think that's all the stress.
I think that he just really resents Allie because she's always doing the triathlons, mainly because she's doing an activity that involves the word try, as in something that these McBee brothers don't like to do, to try things or just try harder. Can't you just do like me and my brothers do and do a try not a lot one?
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