Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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So now Joe meets V and the music gets like, and V's like, oh, hi. She's like, dang, they finally brought someone on board. He's really handsome. She's a stunning human. And Nathan's like, uh-oh, Joe's in trouble. Joe's in trouble meeting V. And so they get a double kiss, and she loved it. And now Joe finds out that Kizzy has a boyfriend. But Kizzy comes in now, and now both of them like him.
They're like, wow, he's really hot. She's gorgeous as well. I'm in trouble. It was super tough last season with the love triangles that I got in Bree and Ellie. Oh, but I'm gonna try and behave. Which means, nope, he will not try and behave. He is going to get into another love triangle because that's how people like Joe operate. Yeah. So now let's see, because he's in love.
And now we see Captain Sandy talking to herself and she's like, oh, God, oh, God, the storm's looking bad. It's coming right towards us. It's coming right towards us. We're all going to die. This is one of those moments where I wish we had Captain Sandy. What's the guy from last season from the regular Below Deck? What's his name? Kerry. Oh, yeah, Captain Kerry.
So he could be like, the storm is coming. We could all die within moments. Let's see what happens. I miss his fatalistic approach. Okay, let me tell everyone about this storm, okay? The storm wraps around it, so it's like it creates a washbowl effect with these swells, okay?
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Chapter 2: What happens when Joe meets V on the Below Deck Mediterranean?
Now, I know that concept of a washbowl is foreign to Norma, but for everyone else, I think you understand what it is. And it's just crazy. I mean, the last thing I want to do as a captain is remain on the dock when a charter client boards. But if we go off the dock, everybody will be scared for their lives and seasick and we'll probably all die.
So we're just going to play it safe and stay on the dock. I mean, God forbid you... have to enjoy a day in Barcelona, a city that not many people know about worldwide and barely even want to visit. So gosh, it's going to be a tough day for them, huh? So now we see Joe and Nathan running around on deck. They're like, hi!
It's just like the bromance, like they're bonking heads and giggling and hosing each other down in bikini tops. It's really cute. And then now it's time to meet for preference sheet meetings. That's staff-wide. By the way, I just want to say, staff-wide preference sheet meeting. No longer two little groups. Just want to point that out. I noticed. I was happy. Staff-wide, everybody.
Staff-wide, okay? This is a staff-wide infection, okay? No, this wasn't one of Norma's doctors, okay? It's an actual call to a meeting. Okay, eight clients for the next charter. They seem real fun. LaDonna, like Madonna. God, I love her music. She's into commercial real estate. She loves being on the water. And I love a woman who sells homes to commercials.
You know, I wonder what Doritos lives in. And she has a lot of preferences. She says she does not like bread, though, or too much bread, including breading and unflavored sauces, things like that. So Captain Sandy is ā she's like, oh, and she's also bringing her dear friends Alita, Chandra, Terrence, Marcia, and Crystal. Oh, and Josh is like ā Uh-oh, everyone watch out.
We've got two vegans on board. Okay, here's the first rule of vegans. Don't look them in the eye. Keep at least five feet away. And if they look at you, just throw yourself up against the wall. Be careful, everyone. They're vegans. Okay. Well, Candice and her husband, Carlos, that's who they are. And they demand creativity from the chef. They demand it.
Okay, so I was thinking maybe some light brights. Maybe you could make some vegan hamburgers with light bright pieces or something like that. Or maybe you could knit them some seitan. I got some tempeh. I got a tempeh loom in the back. You just put the shuttle right through and you've got a lovely little carpet out of vegan foods.
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Chapter 3: How does Captain Sandy react to the incoming storm?
So, listen. Go ahead. Bad news. Yeah, bad news. Okay. Yeah. It's bad. Okay. There's another Captain Sandy here just to reiterate. It's bad. Okay. Go ahead, other me. Well, unfortunately, a lot of people get worried when their clothes shrink. I somehow got my clothes lengthened and my capris are just normal slacks now. So terrible news.
I don't know how that happened, but we're going to get through it.
also there's storms coming okay so we can't leave the dock victoria obviously this day you'll be predominantly interior but you know what let's get creative like the chef is gonna have to do for the vegans okay so let's have victoria um shuffling spaghetti squash or juggling rather and then asia why don't you try setting up a land excursion okay barcelona has a lot to offer a lot to offer
Yeah, so they agree that they're going to send Joe, because Joe speaks Spanish, because we may remember from last season that Joe's actually mainly Spanish, but he was born in Scotland or something, or in Liverpool. And then, I don't know, he has some crazy geographical backstory, but all we need to know is that he has a grandfather that he wants to impress.
And so Joe's going to be part of this excursion, and Aisha's like, I don't want to say this too early, but with V's kind of naive nature, I can see her getting swept into Joe's charm very easily. And that's a wee little innocent fish and a big bad shark. Okay, let's keep killing it, okay? Now, there's going to be a lot of extra pressure at the dock. There's a storm. We could die. There's vegans.
So then Sandy goes and she goes up to Josh and she's like, hey, just so you know, these charters are going to be a lot easier. Vegans are known for being pretty chill about what you serve them. So don't worry. Easy street today. All right. Well, yeah, you know, the nuances of the vegan always add another little layer, but I've lived in a vegan community for nine months, so I get it, Sandy.
Don't worry. It was a vegan community of clowns that we lived in. Yes. And let me tell you something. You know what they loved more than anything is when I talked about music and I served them burritos filled with lettuce and only lettuce. God, I'm going to nail this charter. Okay.
so um yeah he tells us his story about living in a hippie commune he's like it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life there was food we were growing everything on site we would harvest it ourselves and cook it ourselves even the compost from feces we'd make soil from that you know our poo is great for soil we should use it we're not we flush it all away
um he should watch wife swap so then uh asia then uh they're going over the menu and everything and um then uh he's talking about the protein he's got for the vegans and he's got He's just going over the stuff, like what he's got for vegans, what he's got for the non-vegans. And he's like, these guest preferences, there's just so many different things going on.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do the crew face with the vegan guests?
We renamed him last week. Oh, he's so cute, right? Well, you wouldn't want little fish to get sick, would you? So we're going to stay in the deck. Yeah, we're going to stay here. Sorry. That's okay. So they take that pretty well. And she's going to have them walk around Barcelona. And so then it's time to start running food. What are you going to say?
I think I was just going to be like, yeah, like, Having to spend a day in Barcelona sounds like a pretty great thing. No one was complaining, by the way. No, I don't think anyone was complaining about going to Barcelona. Just the vegan guy complained. I just was somehow just like having an argument with myself. Like, hey, hey, other half of me, don't get mad. Barcelona is great.
Yeah, Barcelona is great. Except that, you know, you could already be in Barcelona, but you're paying to be on a boat. But, you know, you can't do anything about the weather, am I right? So, OK, we're going to keep monitoring the weather.
I'll be in there not watching TV, not enjoying myself, not eating tubs of popcorn, listening to baby, wishing I was twirling her hair while I was watching my favorite show, Wind. OK, that's not what I'm going to be doing at all. So get to it, everybody. So now they're eating. There's food being run. And Josh is like, well, you could run to food if you'd stop flirting with Joe first. Dun, dun, dun.
Yeah. Um, so they bring up all this food and the guests just do not like it. Like this is where there's like this big platter of oysters and they're like, ew, could you fry these instead, please? I can't with these guests. They asked for vegetables, fresh seafood, and they are served tons of salads and fresh vegetables and seafood. And they're like, ew, gross. Yeah.
And then this guy, Terrence, is like, I want real food. And basically, it's like a light lunch of just nothing but salad. But they're all like, is this it? Or there's another course coming. And she's like, this is it. This is all you're getting are these salads. They're like, um... Can we have more food, please? Yeah, let me see what we can do. Okay.
I think it's important to actually read this reference sheet because this is going to come into play here. So here's what we have. Favorite cuisine, Mediterranean, Thai, sushi, Indian. Okay. Breakfast, ideal.
Lobster quiche, fruit salad, fresh olives, charred Brussels sprouts, breakfast ceviche with caviar, fresh tuna, lettuce, cheese wraps, lots of avocado, French waffles, omelets, beet salad, jazzed with fresh mango and lime, lobster rolls, cucumber salad, fresh juice smoothie, fresh berries, honey warmed, and oat milk. Let's see here.
Lunch, sushi, lobster salad, ceviche, oysters, caviar, French food, creative snack-sized tuna tacos made with a vegetable as a bread because no bread. They don't want bread. They said that a million times in here. They want nuts, sweet potato chips, dried fruits, dried fruits, creative vegetable chips, yogurt dips, sashimi platters, lobster, crab,
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Chapter 5: How does Josh handle the guests' food preferences?
Well, I think, you know, okay. Potatoes, which starts, it starts. Okay. Right. It's like mashed potatoes would be good. Okay. But they said no starches. Yeah. They said no starches. Maybe some fries, pasta. What about pasta? Fish, chicken wings, fried chicken wings, risotto, snapper. And he's like, Oh God, I've got to write this down.
It's like, I really want to rebound off of lunch, but now they're giving me every single food group in the planet. Like, how am I going to put this on one menu? The menus at the Cheesecake Factory are shorter than what these women are asking for. Yeah. So what time do they want dinner? 930, which is good. So at least he has some time.
And so he just goes back to the kitchen and screams, you know. So now excursion time. So they're going to shoot. Captain Sandy announces that they're going to the Gothic area. She's like, you know, listen, these kids are dressed all in black and have piercings and God knows where. But, you know, they're nice at the end of the day. They're real nice kids. So we're going to the Gothic area. Okay.
Do you guys like The Cure? Because you're going to go to The Cure Museum of Barcelona. Okay, great. Do you guys watch The Craft? They're doing a screening at around 7 p.m. if you want to watch that. We love the goth area. So Joe and V are going to be the ones who go with the guests. And so they go in the van together and they're like, hee hee. They're giggling and totally into each other.
And now Sandy comes up to Kizzy and asks about the lunch and, you know, the picky guests and stuff. And she's like, you know, Josh has just got to give them what they want, okay? You got to learn what they want, Josh. And he's like, yeah, that was a little annoying, to be honest. And he just walks off. Uh-oh, he's already breaking. So they're walking around Barcelona, and it's very nice.
And Joe is speaking in Spanish, which is cool, just because it's weird to hear his, like,
liverpoolian accent and then like switch into spanish and it's like not what you expect and everyone loves the architecture everyone's having a nice time except for carlos the vegan and he's like like he's somehow like as disgusted that he gets to walk around this like world city that people dream of being able to visit someday me included and he's like oh stupid old architecture oh i hate this
Do you guys have anything newer here? Really not into stonework. As vegans, you have to put a lot more thought into the architecture that we have to look at. Yeah. Back on the boat, Nathan is talking to Kizzy about Joe. And Kizzy thinks he's beautiful, but she's got a man. Okay, guys?
So, you know, but she didn't realize until she was here until how sex is really an important part of a relationship. And he's like, so you're horny is what you're saying. That's what you're saying. She's like, he, he, he, he. So now Joe is still giving a tour. And now we move to the section where V and Joe just start ignoring the guests and talking to each other in Spanish.
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