Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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So now it's evening and everyone is getting ready for glam. And Shannon's like, so you guys travel to Paris and stuff? And the glam people are like, yeah. She's like, oh. Well, I am taking a train there tomorrow to visit my daughter who tried to move across the world to get away from me. But guess what? Surprise, surprise, second year in a row, I'm coming over.
So Gina and Emily are still in their shitty, messy room. And we see the decorated penis still in there, which I like that Emily kept that. And Gina's like, oh my God, no, Emily, I just burnt my hair. I just burnt. You can't put plastic into an iron, right? Your hair is made out of like pom-pom material. What are you putting it in there for? Yeah, don't do that. Do not do that.
Then they're all getting into dinner and Heather's like, Shannon, are you wearing slippers to dinner, honey? I am. Well, originally I called these my nice shoes, but we can call them slippers too. Thanks. Thanks for that. I just can't believe it's our last night, guys. I just can't believe it. I just can't. Oh, it's our last night. I accept it. I accept it. Let's eat.
So they go in and they start talking about crab. Like, let's get crabbed. And Tamara's like, we don't want itchy crabs, okay, waiter? Yeah, I've had crabs before.
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Chapter 2: What happens during the glam preparation scene?
He's like, okay, okay. Well, would you like to order some, Nancy? They itch real bad right on my vagina. Crabs right on my vagina. It was hilarious. It hurt so bad. This place was crazy, by the way. They had hanging fish everywhere, which is whatever fish place. But also in their fish display, they had several fish that they just put citrus in their mouth.
The fish was just like... It was like a ball gag. And I know there's a tradition of a suckling pig. You put the apple in the pig's mouth and everything. But I think the difference is that the pig definitely looks dead and cooked. It's like, oh, here is a cooked pig with an apple in its mouth. But these fish... still kind of look alive.
They're not, but they just look alive because they're just sort of in the same raw. They're like at their raw state. You just look at these fish and you're like, can we give the fish just a shred more dignity before it's consumed by the likes of like Tamara and Shannon before we eat them. The lemon. It's just poor fish.
So they make a toast and Tamara's like, guys, it's been such a rough year for me. What was Gretchen coming after me for over a decade? And then we start getting the... Our favorite song. So good. Key change. Oh, God. Bridge. Okay, let's see what's going on. Terry and Eddie have been spending lots of time in Big Bear. And Sophie is planning to move to New York City to pursue music.
She has no plan to record anything with her mother because she'll probably fuck somebody named Nelson. Okay, back to my speech. I just want to thank you guys for being there. And Heather. You helped me through some really dark times, and I appreciate that, which is my way of saying, why are you such a shitty friend to me always, and always such a bad friend to me, bitch? What?
Heather and Terry sold their Beverly Hills house at a $5.8 million loss. No big deal. And she doesn't plan on buying a new place in Orange County, and that's no lie. Come on, Kyle Richards, we can be friends. Let me onto your show, please. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, everybody, so it was a great trip, and I'm really looking forward to the future with you guys.
The gated group is still going strong, as are Gina and Travis, and Gina's still living without fear, unless she's critiquing Heather's improv. Excuse me. They also have an update, which is to say Shannon has a new guy in her life, Troy, a golden retriever, and she's riding this emotional high, Space cake free! Ha! Oh, okay. Can we get a new Alfredo in here for me, please?
I don't like my pedumptious. May our glam always be flawless. May our receipts always be accurate. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. While Ryan and Jen still do not have a wedding date planned, Dawson recently graduated from Marines Boot Camp and passed out 20 minutes into the ceremony. So...
I just, I, I won't get, is it, is it really true that as a new girl, I don't get a badumcha? There really is. There's just, is there just no other badumcha that's around there for me to, to hear? No. Okay.
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Chapter 3: How do the housewives react to Gretchen's social media posts?
Show me the accounts. Go online right now. And why aren't they saying, where's your phone? Show us who you follow on your phone. Show us that you didn't like these things. Go ahead. Show us. Nobody's doing that. So I just... This whole thing is... So gross. So then Heather's saying this doesn't seem like Gretchen because Gretchen's always had a lot of friends in the community.
And if it's true, she has no words. I mean, people that do your hair aren't really friends in the community. And also somebody to come be a clown at your fucking drag queen Tupperware party in 2012 doesn't prove anything either. Well, it's also like saying, well, I like a lot of I have some of my best friends are black, you know, people.
Yes, there are a lot of we see it all the time where people kind of like to visit a marginalized community in a sense and yet not actually support them. You know, it's like sometimes you people like to come and get the perks of it and love the association of it. But when it comes down to actually what you're voting for, what you care about, what you advocate for, it's like crickets.
So Gretchen's saying that she had a drag Tupperware party. If that's the best you can do is cite a party you had in 2009. An on-camera party with drag queens. Like, oh, okay. Okay, Gretchen. So she's saying, it's not like me, Heather. And she goes, why are you not horrified?
like can someone at least show her that because she still hasn't even asked to see them so gretchen's like well it just makes me really sad guys and she goes it makes you sad and tamra's like yeah well if you feel that way just say you feel that way and at least stand up for what you believe you know because you're representing us when you're on this show basically so gina does show gretchen the phone and gretchen doesn't really look at it you know and heather's like this is about human decency and then jen tries to jump in
and help her, and she's like, well, maybe do you feel biblically like this is something, because I know you're very strong in your faith. And Heather's like, biblical! Don't even start this shit. Don't even try it. And Jen's like, I'm just asking her. I'm just trying to find out why she would do this. And Tamara's like, Jesus loves gay people too. And she's like, whoa, no, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to figure it out. And Heather goes, Jesus does not like hate. She's like, I'm not saying that, Heather.
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Chapter 4: What accusations arise regarding Gretchen's past behavior?
Jen, this is Heather is angry right now. Just just step back. Because Heather, I mean, Heather was livid. I mean, she was I mean, the rage was in her eyes and justifiably so. So she, you know, they're like, Jesus, doesn't he? And Jen's like, listen, I'm not trying to stand up for Gretchen. I'm just trying to give her an escape, an escape hatch to leave out of and get out of here.
So Jen, friend to no one. Jen's like, well, I'm just trying to understand where would her fucking mind be? I mean, it doesn't add up. You know, I know Gretchen. I know her soul and I know her heart and something's amiss here. And I don't think it is. I mean, if you've looked at her Instagram one time, you pretty much know where she stands. I don't know how this is shocking to you, Jen, but okay.
Well, also the nose is a mess because it's really been facetuned out. So Heather says, you are intentionally liking hate rhetoric. She's like, I don't know what you're talking about. So that's why I'm asking. You did that. And so Gina's like, look, it's here, right? You see that? She's going to need an explanation. You see that heart? You see your name on there?
That means you like something, okay? And Gretchen is just stalling out. She's just trying to figure out what her game plan is. She's like, oh, I understand. She's like, all I know is I'm seeing a screenshot of something I supposedly liked and I've never seen in my life and I'm completely blindsided with this information that is not my truth.
I don't have the answers for you right now because it's just not who I am. I mean... how do you say you don't have the answers for you? Cause it's not who I am. I don't like it. That's wild. Like the thing is we're all, the whole like the spoof, spoof texts, spoof phone calls. This comes up on Bravo every now and then. It's always a losing argument. Like you liked it.
If anything, just say, I, you know what? I like these things two or three years ago. I, uh, it's something that I believed in at that time. I've since done a lot of work and I've learned from people and I realized it was a really closed minded, like just attempt to do something like that. And she just can't even do that.
I mean, she's just and also, as we find out later, she still follows all these accounts, these same accounts. These are not just like random posts that never come up on the Matt Welch blog, et cetera. This is like rhetoric you don't or rhetoric, sorry, that you don't you don't just see once in a while on these accounts. The shit is on those accounts all the time. Fucking.
I mean, it's just ridiculous. So she's like, well, I never even seen those screenshots. And that's listen, I'm telling you, that's how I fell. And Heather's like, um, Gretchen, why would you do that? And she's like, I don't know. And they're like, I don't know. It's not a good answer. She goes, I don't know, though. So then, of course, she runs off and calls Slade. And Shannon's like upset.
And she's crying. And she's like, some of my best friends are in that community. And I can't believe this. And so now that Gretchen has run off, Jen's like, so wait, Tamara, you knew about this for how long? And she goes, about a year. And Shannon's like, well, why wouldn't you say anything before? And she's like, because no matter what I say, I'm the bad guy. And Shannon's like,
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