This is part one of a tw-parterThe Real Housewives of Potomac continues its cast trip, and no one is having more fun than Kierna. Just kidding! But in all seriousness, Angel finally has fun with the ladies and settles her beef. Just kidding! She’s still mad too. Will K and Angel ever have a good time? Stay tuned! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Chapter 1: What happens when the Real Housewives of Potomac go on a cast trip?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Watch what happens when there's so much that crappens. Watch what happens when there's so much that crappens. Well, hello and welcome to Watch Your Crap, and it's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker.
Joining me today to talk about Real Housewives of Potomac, it's the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. Whoa. Hello, Ben. How are you today? Ugh. I am, I'm feeling great. It's a Monday. Potomac was so funny last night. It's so good this season. So I'm feeling invigorated. Started off a fresh new week. I went to the farmer's market this morning.
I got myself some vegetables to be, you know, healthy and lovely and wonderful. And I'm just excited. I'm excited to recap today. Tonight we have crappy hour. That's at 530 on the West Coast, 830 on the East Coast. And we'll be talking about all sorts of you know, headlines and talk to you guys. That's going to be, you can find that on YouTube, on Instagram, on Patreon.
And we hope you join us because we always have a really fun time. So that's this evening. And of course, speaking of Patreon, we have our beautiful Patreon.
Chapter 2: How does Kierna feel about the dynamics within the group?
We are going to be doing for this week's bonus episode, a trailer trash for the new Vanderpump Rules trailer. It drops literally five minutes ago while we were sitting here, just shooting the shit. And I can't wait. I can't wait. So we'll be doing that on our Patreon. Patreon.com slash watch where crap ends. And then, you know, Ronnie, I think, you know, BravoCon is next week.
I'm just going to say. Oh, God. What is it? It's next week. No, it's not. No, it's not. We have two weeks. Let me look. Because next week. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Yes. We have two weeks. No, it's next week. It's next week. Isn't it the 17th? No, it starts on the 3rd. I think BravoCon starts on Friday, but we're going to be going out there on Thursday. But yeah, BravoCon is next week.
It's happening. And so we are still hammering out the details, but we are going to do a meetup. So keep an eye and an ear out for, for what that's going to be. We're just, we're figuring out stuff with venues and stuff like that and where we'll be.
Chapter 3: What issues arise between Angel and Giselle during the trip?
But we just want to let you all know, we are going to do a crappins meetup and we're very excited. Yeah. We'll be doing some kind of hangout with you guys. Meet and greet. It's not money. It's free. Just hang out. Hope you guys can come if you're there. Yeah. Yeah. We ain't there to make a money off of you. It's just fun times to meet you guys and see you because BravoCon is a par-tay.
And there's a lot of Krappens listeners that are going to be there. So, you know, start it off right. Yeah, we're just going to have a fun time. And this will be my first BravoCon. But from what I hear at night, Uh, there's all sorts of these things that happen. These, these parties that like, you know, no one gets it. No one can get into right. Like that.
Apparently it's like so-and-so has a party and like, you have to be a certain Bravo Liberty to go to it. And it's like, fuck that. We'll have a party. We'll have a party. Yeah. We're going to do our own. We'll have our own party and everyone can come and we'll just have a really fun time and we'll all, we'll party and get wasted and do fun things. So yeah.
Uh, stay tuned for more details about that as we get them.
Chapter 4: How do the housewives react to the Potomac contract revelation?
Yeah, so we're going to be having fun over there. Hope you can join us. And today is Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, Episode 5, Sunshine and Sex. Sunshine and Sex. They might as well call it Dinner Plates and Sex because my dinner plates remind me of sunshine. Remember Ramona said that as a throwback. We used to say that all the time. And Ramona's like, these plates, they're yellow.
They remind me of sunshine. Yep, that's why we say sunshine. So, you know what? Sunshine didn't need this. Did you see, I actually had this on crappy hour links, but let me pull it out because this is so fucking funny to me. Did you see the Potomac contract that was finally released between Stacy and TJ? No. Did he finally release it? That's... You know what? You snooze, you lose. Supposedly.
I believe in this. Everyone loves Stacey now. Two seconds. Yeah. So this is on Reality Blurb. That's where we're getting this. And they got it from Bravo and Cocktails. You know, who knows? Everybody got it from somebody. OK, but it's just a paper.
Chapter 5: What are the highlights of the dinner conversation in Nevis?
It looks like someone printed it at home. in helvetica and it just says in caps all on the top real housewives of potomac contract i stacy d rush willingly entered this agreement with thomas anthony jones jr as an equal partner and cast member of bravo tv's real housewives of potomac produced by truly original I agree that Thomas Anthony Jones Jr.
is entitled to 50% of my total salary earned as compensation for my appearance for the 2024 season as a cast member and each season I appear as a cast member of Real Housewives of Potomac thereafter. This contract shall automatically renew each season and remain in effect until my employment as a cast member of Potomac ends or a mutually agreed time. Signed May 5th, 2024.
Signed by supposedly both of these people. Now, her signature is not even the cursive. It's just... Signed 2024? The season had already aired. Yeah, 5-5-24. Be smart with your fake contract. Yeah, how does that make sense? 5-5-24 would be... The season's over! The season already had filmed and had already aired at that point. Like, what sort of... Like, come on, be better with your fit contract.
At least, like, say 2023. You say February 2023 or, like, April. I mean, right? Am I crazy? Don't... Real Housewives of Potomac reunion 2024. Let's see when it was. Okay. The season eight reunion aired in 2024 and consisted of three parts. Yeah. So you're right. Yeah. Cause remember we were at watch on March 31st. It aired on March 31st, 2024.
Chapter 6: How does the game played by the housewives lead to drama?
So why would you sign a contract after and after he dissed you? Yeah. So are we vindicated in not believing this? That is the worst. That's crazy. Yeah. Like that's so sloppy. What a sloppy fake contract. Can you send me the link? I need to see this with my own eyes. I am. I am. I just closed it. Okay. I'll find it. I will rummage around. Hold on. Let me, yeah, I'll pull it.
I'll pull it up for you. Recently closed. Okay. Real house. It's actually, it's actually so sloppy that I'm like, maybe you read it wrong. Roddy. I'm like, now I've got to double check your work, Ronnie, because I just. You've got to double check me. Well, you know, you do have to double check me.
And I freely admit that because I do have like a crazy person brain, you know, but here, let me get this link for you. I think I found it. I know that we're wasting people's time.
Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about the character of Angel?
Okay. Yeah. I see you in the document. It literally said, okay, Ronnie. No, I didn't get it wrong. Yeah. I'm looking at it right now. It literally says 5524. Okay. It says, is entitled, what, like that. Why would she, after they had that fallout on the reunion that was filmed in January.
In fact, we know it was filmed in January because when we were at Watch What Happens Live, Andy was like, I got to show you. He was talking to us about the reunion. He's like, well, we just filmed the reunion. So, like, why? It's now four months later. Why would, like, this... That's so stupid. It is so stupid. And also, why is she going to agree to give him money for every season she's on?
That's just ridiculous. No, that's the most... And half. Yeah. You give somebody half your income. I mean, I know first season people don't make that much money, but still. Well, Preston, if I'm scrolling down here, Preston, who we know and love from Summer House, Martha's Vineyard, says. Preston Mitchum, who just got married. So congratulations to him. He just married Donald. Donald.
Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with the housewives' interactions?
He says, as an attorney, even the looks of this PMO, piss me off maybe, from the randomly bolded RHOP contract at the top to the paragraph spacing to his signature not being there, to him not being a cast member, and therefore no contractual relationship with truly Bravo NBCU. Even if they entered one, it should be written very differently. Three crying emojis. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter.
Like no matter what is written, the fact that this is the most damning thing is the fact that it's dated May 5th, 2024. That's crazy. So there you go. I look at this as a Stacy vindication. I will take it as a Stacy rush vindication. You guys, don't you love camels? Let's take a look at this camel selling on the QVC. The QVC clips have been going around and they are just hilarious.
They are hilarious. I mean, the best one really is her saying, talk about length. Talk about drama. Talk about stones. Talk about comfort. So lightweight. Like that's the best. And I do kind of have a feeling like people are trying to be like, wait, what about this one? What about this one? And they're all very funny, but honestly, none of them can top that one.
That's just like the Supreme with the camera tight on her face and her eyes are like flaring and her face is... Going from, like, smile to, like, fierce. It's so camp and so gay. Oh, it's great. Yeah. It's great stuff. So, I consider this vindication, madame. Yeah. So, congratulations. You've been vindicated by a court of crappins. Yeah, absolutely. All right. So, here we go.
Real Housewives of Potomac, sunshine and tux, okay? So, we are at dinner in Nevis, and Ashley has just revealed that Stacey... Has been trying to get with Chris Samuels. With the giant Chris Samuels. She's like, who told you that? Well, my friend is a publicist and he works with a lot of athletes.
And then Tatiana told me the night of my bloom ball that you had reached out to her to connect you with Chris Samuels. I adore Chris Samuels. He is a great man, a great father. We are good friends. Yeah, but like... And it's not his fault his golden goose was stolen. I would be upset too. And what a beautiful golden goose it is. Look at the contours on it. Have you ever wanted to make a wish?
You can get it with a golden goose if you order right now. It's beautiful. Look at this breakfast. It's so golden. It's so fresh. It's so tasty. Ow, my tooth. Do not eat the golden eggs, guys. Do not eat the golden eggs. When Jesus met the three wise men, one of the gifts he did consider was a golden goose. And he chose not to. But now you can have that same golden goose if you order now.
Could you imagine Jesus having a golden goose? He never would have had to fish. He would have changed the whole Bible. Talk about gold. Talk about oveoid. Talk about omelets. Talk about fortune. So much.
talk about the father talk about the son talk about the holy spirit talk about gold eggs am i right guys so she's like yeah i know i know him he's a great man what a great father and now she's like how do you know these things about him and she's like we are very very good friends i was just asking tatiana to hook me up with a very close friend who i've known for years
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