We Got The Chocolates

231. How much SAUSAGE do you want?!

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mickus is spitting the ... sausage? Not an expression we were familiar with before this week! We had a Joke on the Chocline that has the boys in tears...

230. That's my wife's UNDERWEAR!

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst on a run Leigh hears some of the finest parenting out there when a Dad was trying to teach his very young son some new vocabulary! The boys loo...

229. What's In Your Car for a Rainy Day?

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We witnessed a very special debut this week when they went to watch the Brisbane Lions play and Leigh is convinced the only person who may be able to ...

228. Eloise and Mitch get Hitched!

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin and Eloise were married last week just ten short years after meeting each other. We speak to both of them about the whirlwind nature of their rel...

227. Parody Movies We Would Love to See!

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin has had a blunder when travelling to the studio which leads to Gode and Leigh reminiscing about Gode using cable ties in a unique way! Leigh and ...

226. What NOT to do at a bachelor party!

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are coming fresh off Skin's Bucks weekend and there are many tales that need to be told! Leigh, Mickus and Gode came up with the brilliant plan to ...

225. She Forgot Her Boyfriends Name!

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh received an email this week that required the team's undivided attention as they hunted for solutions to the flagged scenario. Skin has also had...

224. How Old is Skin Really?

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After receiving a lot of comments about Skin looking far far older than 27, Leigh took it upon himself to try and rebuild his self esteem... this back...

223. Forgetting Your Fiancee's Birthday!

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It was Eloise's birthday recently and Skin's excuse for forgetting it is cringeworthy to say the least! Eloise joins us this week and reveals what act...

222. What do Billionaires Spend Their Money On?

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gode and Leigh go on a few pun runs which will genuinely leave you in stitches! We take a look at the richest 250 people in Australia which leads to t...

221. "My Back is Broken!"

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin has a product review for hair removal cream that will be more burned into your memory, than the cream was burnt into his nethers! Gode is convinc...

220. Getting Dirty in a Public Swimming Pool

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin kicks us off with a fantastic story that you leave you wondering how it is possible to forget something of this nature! Obviously the rest of the...

219. Skin's All Inclusive Package!

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skin had one job for his wedding and went all out for his planning efforts. Leigh, Gode and Mickus have confirmed that they will be performing Skin's ...

218. The Dobby Experience!

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mickus turned 30 this week and there was a particular theme to his party which may be mentioned in the title. The big question is... will Gode give th...

Eloise & Rochelle's Revenge!

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eloise and Rochelle expressed interest in doing their own "Ladies Night" podcast episode and we were like, "Oh how nice they are taking an interest in...

217. Cert IV In Podcasting

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Embrace imperfections" is a motto/ podcast rule that we have run with for quite some time now however, in this week's episode, Mickus produces one of...

216. "I've Done Some Things"

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There is a nice amount of pizazz in this episode and we can't quite put our finger on the reason as to why. Perhaps it is because the infamous maratho...

215. A Guinea Pig Named 'Daddy' feat. Jana

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back! In something close to the words from Fall Out Boy, let's take over because the break's over. Jana joins us this episode with some super ...

Good Chat: Save It For The Podcast feat. Leigh

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Last of this Good Chat series of conversations and it isn't the shortest episode but it is with the shortest person... Leighthal. What shaped his ridi...

Good Chat: Love at First Sight feat. Skin

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered how Skin got his nickname? Or wondered what his real name actually is? Well this is the episode for you. It isn't ridiculous to say that...

Good Chat: Is that Fusilli of Me? feat. Gode

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gode is one of our favourite humans obviously. Great cricketer, great dad but most importantly he is brilliant off the cuff and can tell a story with ...

Happy 200th Episode!

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went to the Gabba for our 200th Ep celebration and things went... swimmingly. That's a really clever joke that you will get once you have list...

Good Chat: Drinking Beers & Running Marathons feat. Mickus

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went to the Hunter Valley recently and used the down time as a way to learn more about each other. The hope was simply that you would get a chance ...

2023 Summary - Top 10 Moments

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We used this week to look back at our favourite moments from 2023. We think this is our top 10 but we weren't confident enough to put more than three ...

214. Dasher Baron Cohen

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is Christmas. You have probably never heard Reindeer mentioned so many times in one podcast episode ever in your life but we are so okay ...

213. Artificial Ding Dong

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We find out just how generous of a guy Mickus can be when it comes to shouting a round! Crashing your car is potentially unlucky enough but crashing y...

212. Mickus' Mara

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are not sure if an episode has ever been directly named after Mickus but we were pretty sure that his efforts on the weekend meant that this one ne...

211. Off to the Nude-io

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You heard correctly, we are heading across to the new studio (Nudio), but not before we did one final episode in the space where everything kicked off...

210. Give Me A Baby... Name

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eloise and Rochelle join us to shed some light on what happened with this whole, "Being tricked into running a half marathon situation". It wasn't the...

209. Nobody Likes You With a Pierced Willy

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is there any truth to the rumour that Leigh and Skin are incredibly talented and gifted painters? Is the new office space in ridiculously safe hands? ...

208. Cockapoodle Sue

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When we finished this episode we looked at each other in the eye and Mickus said, "I'm going because it's really late". However, we all know if he had...

207. Amster-Damn That Is No Good

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skin has left Leighthal in charge of organising his Bucks Party/ Stag Do. He does't feel particularly confident leaving him responsible for anything t...

206. Small Thighs & Chronic Back Pain

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Can you drive a car without a dash board? It is a question that Skin never thought he would have to cover with his Physics/ Chemistry degree but in th...

205. You Got What Pierced? Feat. Dyl Buckley

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Former AFL player and current podcasting guru, Dylan Buckley joins us as a cohost this week. Well actually we essentially just rocked up and used his ...

204. A Morning Woodn't

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever tried to name an Air Fryer? Fryer to this episode we actually hadn't either. However, we now think it as an absolute necessity to name y...

203. The Girl I'm Getting To Know

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have heard Leigh refer to this 'girl he is getting to know' quite a bit. So Skin put him to the test this week to work out just how well he does kn...

202. Planet of the Vapes

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skin unveils an eyebrow-raising theory that explores the uncanny correlation between guys with small thighs and large... Johnsons! 🦵💪🎬 We're ...

201. Don't Go Bacon My Heart

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have more nicknames ready for you to potentially unleash on your mates. Although, to be honest a lot of them seem to only work for people named qui...

200. Smell What The Quokk is Cooking

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Okay Australia Zoo we have seriously saved you here. This episode contains a shortlist of the only names suitable for a Quokka. They are supreme. Gode...

199. "Lovely Spot" Feat Jana

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you think you can refer to an entire city as a "lovely spot"? We are really thinking you can't after Skin's story this week. Jana is back on to con...

198. Tuna Half Men

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skin has a first job story that borders on maybe being against the law... we think. Make up your own mind because he recounts it in great detail! We s...

Good Chat: Wrestlemania Feat. Keegan Hipgrave

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Keegan Hipgrave flew all the way from Sydney to Brisbane just to be on our podcast! That's not true at all but he did happen to be up here so he was k...

197. Prince Albert Heirlooms

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It is no secret that we are often late, however Skin paid a signifcant price for trying to make us on time this week! We've been seeing lots of 'blind...

196. Red Hot Willy Peckers

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Naming tools must be a really hard job. That is something absolute we discovered in this episode. Leigh and Skin have a serious issue with lateness (o...

195. Rubber Tubes... No Thanks I'm Busy

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Annoying your partner, significant other or girl you are getting to know is a difficult skill to master, but we have a list of examples that are near ...

194. Hip Hip Hugh Rae Feat. Jana

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jana is back and she is ready to decide whether our significant others have genuine reason for anger in regards to our annoying habits. Leigh has been...

193. Marilyn Monroe-w Row Row Your Boat

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are naming a boat this week and by the way we also have two requests to name real children! That surely says something about legitimacy of the Name...

192. Teaching Isn't For Everyone!

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever found yourself considering... if two famous people came across each other at an event, who would ask who for a photo? Well don't worry b...

Good Chat: What is Major League Cricket? Feat. Josh Dascombe

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gode and Dascombe are best mates and somehow Gode generally manages to weave in a story about 'Dashy' every episode. Josh is over working in the USA o...

191. Here's a Scoop!

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There is no question that none of us are known combatants and Gode's story from the weekend really highlights that. We talk through the training sched...

190. How to Run a Marathon Feat. Jana

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Can you run a marathon and not tell anyone about it? Well certainly not on this podcast so instead we unpack the immense pain we experienced. We found...

The Prince Albert Story: Start to Finish

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we revisit Mitch's incredible journey as a result of flirting with the dangers of the odds game! From the moment...

189. Root and Mayo Everywhere

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gode has a story about Leigh's keenness to save a dollar, there are plenty more nicknames for you to take to your workplace and we finally let you all...

188. Chop It Up

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh recounts his misadventures as a terrible Brisbane tour guide, while Mickus delivers a fantastic Race Car joke. There are some lively debates on ...

187. A Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We bring you innuendo-laden fake headlines that will keep you guessing. Test the caliber of your celebrity crush with Gode's snap or snub game, and di...

186. World's Longest Kiss

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skin went on a romantic trip, and just ducked out for a quick 18km run which Gode thought was a marvellous ideas. We get to the bottom of this "I love...

185. I Like Big Skin and I Cannot Lie

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it possible to find silver linings in the most infuriating situations? Leigh had a serious mishap at the driving range that involves a cascade of g...

184. A Great Suck-cess

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We dive into Mitch's less-than-stellar triathlon performance (spoiler alert: it's a comedic disaster). We'll also navigate through the wild world of s...

183. Beach Spooning Feat. Jana

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jana joins us again to go through her 'icks'. We also navigate the world of red flags, green flags, and what it means for an event to be a 'tit-out'. ...

182. Medical Seggs Ban

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are still so many unanswered questions about the Prince Albert piercing trip to Melbourne. Therefore, it was only fitting to have a Q&A sess...

181. From Pain to Pleasure... Maybe?

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is probably the episode you have been waiting for ever since that iconic odds game moment! Skin spills all the juicy details about his wild pierc...

180. Meet The Piercer! Feat. Jana

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jana week on the podcast which means a couple of things: a) we cop plenty of heat for most responses and life decisions and b) there are far less puns...

179. Family Planning - Use Rear Entrance

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mickus is on holiday again this week, but we were sure to get him on the phone for his favourite seg, 'Must or Dust'. Skin runs us through some great ...

178. Naan Disclosure with Matt Denny

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Denny stole our hearts last year at the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham when he won Gold in the Men's Discus. We have been wanting to get him on...

177. Leigh Got The Chocolates

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There is an age old question that we don't feel like has ever been answered properly, and that question is ... can you successfully podcast on Mad Mon...

176. He Ate A Urinal Cake!

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skin has definitely got himself in some strife by meddling with the 'Odds' game, so we wanted to see if there were other people out there who have fal...

175. Albert Update... "You Might Hear A Crack"

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week is all about getting some idea of how badly Skin's Odds Game loss from a couple of weeks ago is really going to hurt. Oh and we do mean, phy...

174. Big Mobs Püssy Down There

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What is the one job that you wouldn't expect a camera operator to screw up? To be fair Mickus is a lot more than that for The Chocs. but goodness me h...

173. Emit Smoke from Seven Orifices

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the idioms and phrases we use in life are pretty strange... but they have nothing on the whacko ones we go through in this episode! Mickus had...

172. How Big Is Your Beanis? Feat. Jana

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birth...

171. Chat GPT & Coffee?

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns?We...

170. Peen Piercings

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world...

169. Selena Goatmez

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Appa...

Good Chat: Mitchell Starc, Nathan Lyon, Marnus Labuschagne

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the bi...

168. Missing Half His Ear?

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few!In other news Gode’s dad delivere...

167. Bit Stiff… His Back As Well

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can ...

166. Tap-Arse? Great Spanish Cuisine

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pu...

165. I Miss My Ex-Girlfriend with Billy Darcy

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the ...

164. The Big Sex Ban

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm tha...

163. "I Wish You Wouldn't Use The Word Anal"

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We used the New Year as an opportunity to look back at some of the best moments from the We Got The Chocolates podcast in 2022 as voted by... Leigh. W...

Rehashed: Marnus Labuschagne

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Uploading this on Boxing Day because there is no better time to get a few laughs and some great cricket insights from the number 1 Test batter in the ...

162. Christmas Carols or Susans?

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We simply had to get into the festive spirit and discuss our favourite Christmas, whether some traditions are better than others and identify who has ...

161. Don't say this at a Wedding!

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are on Gode's back deck this week which seems to improve everyone's mood! There is Bamboo behind us which leads to a wonderful Panda related joke f...

160. Marcia Hines-Sight

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We tried a new game this week involving guessing songs and it went... well quite poorly. This obviously leads to Gode spraying everyone as per usual. ...

159. Grow Up! With Jana

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jana is in as guest host for this episode and brings a real voice of ... well mainly disappointment in us. It does make for great listening though! We...

158. Going To School Nude

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mitch has this recurring bad dream... where he goes to school nude. It's the first time we have ever heard of it, and he also hasn't had to go to scho...

157. Average Length in PP

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We try and get to the bottom of who is who on the podcast! We know the nicknames get confusing... particularly for us it turns out. We find out what M...

156. Jamaica... Nah She Went Herself

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gode doesn't seem to be in the best mood for this episode... something about lateness is bothering him. You might not notice though, he barely mention...

155. Scared of Heights

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you have ever been to Brisbane you are no doubt familiar with the Gabba. It is about to be knocked down and rebuilt in preparation for the 2032 Oly...

154. Did Someone Say La Niña

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome if you are knew. Welcome if you have been here forever. We are trying to be the second best podcast you have ever heard. Every one remembers w...

153. Blink and You'll Miss It

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Reminiscing about some of the great ads that graced our television screens as we were growing up. No companies actually paid us to do this... we are s...

152. Proposal Hurdles

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After months of badgering and interrogation by Leigh and Gode, Mitch finally got the knee dirty and proposed to Eloise. We thought it would be most pr...

151. Pogs-Cast

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mitch is away on a romantic getaway so it is just Leighthal and Gode to get you through this week. Michael also fills in for Skin by contributing exac...

150. Hell of a Ride... Around Australia

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We forgot to mention that this was our 150th episode actually. Or as someone on Social Media might say... our 150rd episode. Here are your key points!...

149. Jana Fixes Things

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Basically Jana just roasts us for 20 minutes which is rather enjoyable! Jack Wildermuth also calls in to discuss the best chairing off he has seen. He...

148. Worst Response To "I Love You"

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Leigh was playing in a Second XI cricket fixture at the time of this recording so it potentially isn't the most thoroughly planned... but in good news...

147. Snowboarding for Beginners

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We don't actually know how we got through this episode to be honest. Leigh is sick, Gode can't see out of his eyes (he tells you that lots), and Mitch...

146. Weird Google Searches

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gode loves Ricky Ponting apparently and Mitch doesn't seem to love Grant Denyer... which is a strange person to have something against but Mitch somet...

145. Let Me See That Spon

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gode using up literally all his sick days so we are without him again this week. Mitch and I just get down to business though. We cover Elvis chat, Da...

144. Tuchel For School

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gode is pretty disappointed in our movie knowledge and we slip in some of the Dad Jokes you love. Another great week on the tools we are pretty sure.....