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We Might Be Drunk

Knicks Fever! - Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

22 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the Knicks' championship victory?

6.798 - 9.481 Mark Normand

The Knicks win.

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9.922 - 16.27 Sam Morril

What a time to be alive, dude. I mean, that was 53 years, dude.

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16.691 - 29.204 Mark Normand

Unbelievable. I said it. Somebody tweeted it, so they're going to think I stole it, but I said it two weeks ago. It's a good 9-11. The whole city's together. Everybody's going nuts. You could just say it's good. You don't have to bring up 9-11.

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29.625 - 30.346 Sam Morril

Wow.

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30.366 - 31.607 Mark Normand

Yeah, I was. No, you're right.

31.848 - 33.51 Sam Morril

I think the tweet I saw was a reverse 9-11.

33.77 - 39.557 Mark Normand

A reverse, yeah. And I was like, I should have tweeted it a week ago, but I didn't know they were going to win. Yeah, no, it was on fire, dude.

39.577 - 63.783 Sam Morril

So I guess it was 9-11. But the city's on fire. It's unbelievable. And we took down two towers. Webby and the other guy. It's really just, Cornette's not a tower. 7'1". He's big, but Wemby's the tower. 7'4". That's adorable. I get so many congratulations from so many childhood friends hitting me up. So many people are like, I'm so happy. Fucking Bill Burr even hit me up.

63.803 - 84.091 Sam Morril

And I sent him back that, and he laughed. And I was like, picturing Burr finding this funny makes me laugh. I love it. Because he's such a curmudgeon, but you can't resist. It's adorable. It's so cute. And I brought some stuff for the studio, if I may. Whoa! Is that right? First off, We're going to have to find some wall space for... You got the post. For this.

Chapter 2: How does Jalen Brunson embody the spirit of New York sports?

105.116 - 110.242 Mark Normand

Look at that. Woo. Hey, we put out tan brands too soon.

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110.282 - 122.957 Sam Morril

Damn. Thank you. Thank you, Dad. I never thought I'd get to buy them, so when you're there, you're like, I want everyone to... Yeah, just think of what the city made alone on merch.

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123.377 - 125.039 Mark Normand

My God. It's going to be through the roof.

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125.22 - 142.25 Sam Morril

Dude, it's so cool. It's such a cool time, and... Huge for the city. I was in shock. I mean, you start to believe. Belief can be scary because when you're like... Brunson did something to this fan base where, like, they thought we overhyped him. And maybe at the time we were. Yeah.

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142.271 - 151.121 Sam Morril

You know, it got to a point where my buddy Dan Lebitard said, I think you guys would rather lose with Brunson than win with someone else. And I said, I think you're right.

151.302 - 151.983 Mark Normand

I think you're right, too.

152.003 - 155.106 Sam Morril

Because of the way he carried himself and the way he fucking. Thank you.

155.126 - 156.288 Mark Normand

Bodega cat and soda.

157.169 - 161.574 Sam Morril

This looks straight up. Oh. Oh, that's good shit, though. All right.

Chapter 3: What memories do the hosts share about the Knicks' Finals run?

215.363 - 226.397 Mark Normand

I didn't know it was possible, but here we are. Exactly. New stereotype, I guess. Yeah, the city coming together, the people out on the school buses. I mean, there's so many layers to it.

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226.817 - 241.031 Sam Morril

Yeah, I mean, it was a built-up... Chalabay? It was a built-up nut. It finally exploded. Yes! Yes! All over the city. Exactly. You know the scene in Scary Movie when he finally fucks Anna Faris and he just shoots her out of the ceiling? Yeah. That was all of us.

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241.092 - 241.752 Mark Normand

That was us.

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241.772 - 252.446 Sam Morril

We just all were like, holy shit. So, yeah, I mean, I watched it in Stav's new pod studio and... It's on between 6th and 7th, so we just walked down to 7th.

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252.466 - 265.448 Mark Normand

Oh, I saw you guys walk out. I was in L.A. in a green room, the worst across the country in a green room, and I see you guys go out in the street. He's got the pizza. He went full chunk from Goonies, Hawaiian shirt, pizza. Here's the thing about Stav.

266.27 - 271.979 Sam Morril

So we recreated our outfits from when the Knicks beat, without even coordinating it.

271.999 - 272.841 Frank Alvarez

Whoa. So when the Knicks beat the Celtics.

272.921 - 283.396 Sam Morril

Whoa. We wore the exact same thing that we wore to that game, Game 6, last year. Because that felt so magical. So Stav and I just, by chance, we just recreated the whole. And I was like, we're both psychos.

283.596 - 289.765 Mark Normand

That's amazing. Love it. I mean, yeah. Just seeing you guys out on the street. You can just walk out on the street and there's a party everywhere you go.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts reflect on the unity felt in New York after the victory?

332.976 - 352.292 Mark Normand

So cool you can just go outside and there's a party. What a great feeling. Yeah, New York. And can I just say, what's great about this, the Knicks winning. Whoa. That's JP and Staub marching. There you go. Well, what's great about the Knicks winning is no one has ruined it yet. Nothing has come out about, hey, Jay Brunson actually killed a kid in 1988.

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352.993 - 366.504 Mark Normand

Or, hey, the knickerbocker is actually a racist term. Or, hey, basketball was invented by the Native Americans. We can just have a fun time. Nobody fucked with it. Nobody pushed on it. It's just good stuff. It's just good to see a march in America that stands for something nice.

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366.664 - 371.79 Sam Morril

Yes, exactly. No, no, no racism. No, man. It's just pure joy.

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371.81 - 372.11 Mark Normand

Pure joy.

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372.15 - 373.191 Sam Morril

Hugging strangers.

373.452 - 389.07 Mark Normand

I saw one lady tried to say something was like, this is all because of capitalism. And everybody went, shut the fuck up. Blow me. Kill yourself. And I was like, yes, enough. Don't ruin it. And then you realize this is how it used to be. It's always got to be one party pooper. I know. I know. So that was nice.

389.05 - 405.372 Mark Normand

uh just so many little mom donnie and then trump is there and seinfeld and chalamet and dj cal i mean there's so many moving parts larry david oh my god josh hart almost killed him when he missed that layup do you see when he like fell he did like a full black church uh my son's in the casket

405.352 - 409.604 Sam Morril

That's like the curve finale is Larry's in a coma because Josh Hart misses the fucking layup.

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That was bad. When someone asked Brunson what was the highlight or what was the moment? Yes. And he said the blown layup. He's like, I'm not just busting his balls either. He was like, that's when I knew we had to pick each other up. Whoa.

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on Hooters and its past ventures?

3014.303 - 3018.87 Mark Normand

Totally. Yeah, Twin Peaks still kicking. I see them all over the country.

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3018.85 - 3023.843 Sam Morril

Yeah, I've been to a few of those. Fun spot. Yeah, a lot of beer choices. I like a Buffalo Wild Wings, too.

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3024.063 - 3029.717 Mark Normand

Sure. Also, the food at Hooters is so bad that if they kick the food up a notch, I feel like they might be around still.

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3030.279 - 3036.017 Sam Morril

Yeah, they're done. I remember they had an airline for a minute. Yeah, that's right. Hooters Airline?

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3036.177 - 3037.36 Mark Normand

Yeah, pull it up. Pull it up.

3037.38 - 3042.33 Sam Morril

And they also had, I think, a place in Vegas, like a hotel or something. Whoa.

3042.35 - 3043.352 Mark Normand

Hooters Airline. Oh, my God.

3043.372 - 3043.894 Sam Morril

Oh, my God.

3044.074 - 3045.256 Mark Normand

They were killing it for a while.

Chapter 6: What are some of the hosts' pet peeves?

3161.377 - 3176.88 Mark Normand

And I was like, you're like, this guy's dead. And you're like, no, I found my way there. Yeah, I found my way there. And I was in the airport in Seattle, like six in the morning, hung over on no sleep. And I was like, I can't find what it's a C agent. I'm saying C agent. I went up to the lady. She's like, it's gone. They just get rid of it. I'm like, but I paid for it.

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3176.921 - 3179.965 Mark Normand

She's like, that's procedure. So I had to buy a new flight.

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3180.266 - 3184.532 Sam Morril

Damn. Yeah, no, that's happened to me, too. They just you got to go there the first way.

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3184.597 - 3206.901 Mark Normand

I got some peeves, too. I don't know. Hit me with some peeves. All right, all right. Here we go. I got some, too. We haven't done peeves in a minute. I love a good peeve. Oh, yeah. I need a good peeve for when the audience will be like, peeves! And I never have one locked and loaded. I need a funny one. You brought it up. I'm just saying on stage I need one that'll kill. All right.

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3207.922 - 3230.249 Mark Normand

How about this guy? The guy who ruins the story by undercutting you? And I go, hey, great news, big news. And everybody's like, what's going on? I'm like, I found money on the ground. Isn't that a great feeling? And the guy's like, what? How much? I'm like, I found a 20. And they go, that's it? And I'm like, wow, it's free 20. But you really had to ruin it? That's it? Yeah, that happened to me.

3230.89 - 3231.512 Mark Normand

Just a 20?

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the challenges of renting cars?

3231.572 - 3235.141 Mark Normand

I'm like, it's a 20. It's a free 20. Give me a 20 if it means that.

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3235.161 - 3261.179 Sam Morril

I'm going to stop hanging out with Jerry. No, that's, I hate that. I hate the downer. Yeah. I like the yes and friend. Yes, exactly. I got to peeve. Two words that just, oh, they make me like, oh. One is giggles. You don't like the word giggles? I had a friend who was like, well, hang out. We'll have some giggles. And I go, oh. That's no good. I was like, I feel icky all over. No, I don't know.

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3261.239 - 3261.579 Mark Normand

Giggles.

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3261.699 - 3272.735 Sam Morril

I don't even enjoy icky. I don't even like that either. But giggles is worth. Giggles is like fucking. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah. It's like, it feels like. Like, pedo adjacent.

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3272.755 - 3277.285 Mark Normand

Yes, it's something like a kid's show host would say. We're going to have giggles. We're going to have giggles today, guys. Yeah.

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I have to use the word shiggles.

3279.31 - 3280.673 Mark Normand

Shiggles? Yes.

3280.693 - 3285.925

What is that? Shits and giggles combined. Oof. I had the shiggles in high school real bad.

3286.346 - 3286.787 Sam Morril

Real bad.

Chapter 8: What recommendations do the hosts give for movies and shows?

3318.319 - 3319.18 Mark Normand

Don't say effervescent.

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3320.142 - 3323.209 Sam Morril

Also, why are you giving him Pepsis, too? True. Strange.

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3323.61 - 3343.309 Mark Normand

How about this guy? I got heckled. by a guy, and I came up with some jujitsu and spun it around and got a big laugh. And then this guy goes, all right, all right, the joke's right themselves. I'm like, no, they don't. I came up with that on the fly, and it killed. Don't give me the right themselves. That's insulting. I had to think of that.

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3343.289 - 3343.79 Sam Morril

Yeah.

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3343.81 - 3346.072 Mark Normand

If it wrote themselves, everyone would be a comedian.

3346.092 - 3347.774 Sam Morril

And also you lost. You heckled and lost.

3347.794 - 3348.115 Mark Normand

Yes.

3348.595 - 3354.522 Sam Morril

I don't like that either. The guy's like the person who disrupts the show and then goes, all right, all right. Like this is happening because of you.

3354.683 - 3376.11 Mark Normand

Yes. I got to find a way out now. That's funny. Exactly. Exactly. Or they go, I gave you that one. No, no, no, no, no. You made a challenge and I overcame it. You didn't give a shit. It was it was actually quite harrowing. Yeah. Which is what I say to my kid. Harrowing. I'm going to do some harrowing. This one is annoying. This is my last one.

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