We Will Always Have
Episodes
Say Bye Bye to Family Photos, Turns Out Sucking In Is Bad For You!
01 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast is pretty scientific AND factual ... So it's only fitting we dive into two new studies this week.In the first study, we find out what's l...
HELP! The Great "Daddy" Debate - Is It Age or Energy?
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ok... Can ANY age use "Daddy" in the bedroom? I was called Daddy for the first time and I'm unsure if I should be flattered or offended. Have your say...
*Takes Notes* Here's The Low-Down On Tantric Sex Massages
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to debrief my next sensual sex-capade - A tantric sex massage! And yes it was as amazing as it sounds. I also take this opportunity to...
See Your Total No. Of UberEats Orders & Come Cry With Me!
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm officially wearing a cap and sunnies inside, to hide from the shame of my recent UberEats Discovery - did you know you can find out how many times...
Gettin' Hot, Heavy & Horny With Intimacy Coach Luke Skewes
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is the juice really worth the squeeze? HELL YEAH IT IS! Especially once intimacy coach, Luke Skewes shares his hot new sex tips (HINT: It's called the...
Why Jerry From The Nude Beach Is Forever In My Sleep Paralysis
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's official, I've lost the plot from this mystery noise coming from my apartment... ACTUALLY lost the plot ...for real this time. I run through a li...
Introducing Girthmasterr, Australia's Thickest Schlong (BONUS)
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep... you heard it here first. I have an exclusive chat with THE adult content creator, Girthmasterr and let me tell you - it really is all in the na...
My New Hero: Abbie from Rainbow Shoelace Project (BONUS)
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It all started with a few rainbow beads on her shoelaces, now the idea has gone GLOBAL. Abbie, the creator of The Rainbow Shoelace Project joins me to...
I'll Give You $5 if You've Heard Of Ear Foreplay (and a Chat with Harley Breen)
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
My mate Harley Breen joins me this week to discuss his mothers home remedies and somehow I'm second hand traumatised. I also discuss my hate for Costc...
Putting a Pause on Period Poverty with Rochelle from Share The Dignity: BONUS
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm an ambassador for Share The Dignity, a charity that provides period products to women who are experiencing period poverty. Everyone has the right ...
Um I Had Sex In My Parents Bed (Oversharing AGAIN)
06 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's a Complete Drivel episode without it getting completely derailed? Today I remenice on my dads annoying traits, another round of Toni &...
FFS Can We Just Let Drag Performers Read To Kids?! ft. Betty Confetti - BONUS EP
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
My good friend and Queen, Betty Confetti joins me in this bonus episode to talk through her experience of having her Drag Queen Story Time cancelled ....
What's A Little Nude Photo Between Colleagues?
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a (very credible) personality test (from TikTok) reveals some things about me that ... I probably already knew. I got my hands on the photo...
Why Is THIS Book Getting Pulled From Shelves? BONUS EP
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Melissa Kang and Yumi Stynes have received backlash over an educational book for teens called 'Welcome To Sex'. A topic I could passionately speak ...
Oh Great ANOTHER Phobia To Add To My List
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Toni and Ryan made the biggest mistake... they released their 'Normal or Nah' segment as a game. So naturally we're going to play it on the podcast! I...
"My Parachute Didn't Open. How I Survived" with Brad Guy: BONUS EP
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
10 years ago Brad Guy went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. An ordeal that changed his life forever. I catch up with Brad to unpack his sto...
I Sent WHAAAT To The QLD Cops?! BIG Whoopsie
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep - Another day in the life of Christian Hull... another traumatic event that involves me sending something to QLD police that I really shouldn't ha...
BONERS EP: Molly McPherson Dives Into Colleen Ballinger Scandal
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Molly McPherson AKA the Lady Gaga of PR crisis' joins me to discuss the unravelling drama and ever developing story surrounding Youtube star, Colleen ...
Traumatising My Producer & Where Sayings Come From
09 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I recorded the moment my Producer shared our (VERY EXPLICIT) show email to our bosses in a recent meeting - the audio is nothing short of glorious (So...
BONERS EP: I Was Interviewed By Urzila Carlson!!
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yep - you heard correctly! I was on this weeks episode of 'That's Enough Already' with THE Urzila Carlson. I have no idea why she wanted to chat absol...
What REALLY Pisses Me Off & Inspection Nightmares
02 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How the heck does everyone know to put the cutlery in the top draw and tea towels & glad wrap in the 3rd? A Complete Drivel investigation. We also...
Traumatising My Boss & Battle Of The Banana (Part 2)
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious amazon product reviews? Traumatising my boss? Winnie the Pooh facts - What could be more entertaining you ask? How about testing Producer Na...
"Attempting" To Be G-Rated & Near Death Experiences
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I finally let my Producer, Nat share her story (which I refused to listen too last week) and ... it's not half bad. I also chat to my good friend Mand...
Orgasms At The Orchestra & Do Sheep Have Accents?
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I've confirmed that cows in fact do have accents, but what about sheep? I continue my investigation in "Sheeps From Around The Word". I also chat abou...
BONERS EP: Empowerment w/ Adult Star Luci Power
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luci Power joins the show this week to discuss the ins and outs of working as a femake in the adult industry. The business woman that she is discusses...
Debunking 'Whale Vomit' & First Nude Photoshoot
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ok... so i've uncovered something that worth more than gold ... and it's whale vomit. I must know more. Why is it worth so much? Why is it solid? Who ...
Facing My Fear & Biggest P***s I've Ever Seen
28 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Complete Drivel I face my biggest fear in a series i call... Christian Hull's Discomfort Zone. Thankfully for you theres great audio .. a...
Shower Thoughts & Strangest OnlyFans Request
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's chaos is brought to you by… my latest idea! I share my new invention for a themed Christmas gift and yes… its X-Rated (duh!) I a...
Kinks Explained With Dr. Dulcinea Pitagora
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To kick off this chaotic episode, I go through Producer Nat's ridiculous content list, I also share a story of when i accidentally told my neighbours ...
My Mate Luke Kidgell & Do Cows Have Accents?
07 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week my pal and notorious funny man, Luke Kidgell joins us for a round of 'Have You Been (Sort Of) Paying Attention'. AND we get to the bottom of...
We Love Daniel Cash & DON'T Google "Vomiting Frogs"
30 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features an incredible letter that a 17 year old, openly gay, school captain wrote in response to the Presbyterian Church latest Law Refo...
BONERS EP: Australia, We Have A Problem (You NEED Know This)
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recently there has been some snowballing issues towards Drag Queens and the work that they do (Don't start me ?????). A Melbourne cafe was to hold a c...
My DigniTEA Pals
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I chat to my good friends Shanelle and Tamara about an event we are hosting together for an incredible charity, Share The Diginity, that tackles Perio...
Open Relationships & Sexy Stories w/ Luke Skewes
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week I chat to my very handsome SEXPO friend, Luke Skewes. He's an intimacy and relationship coach, the expert of experts! We chat about his line...
BONERS EP: OnlyFans Billboard Erected (People Are NOT Happy)
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A Perth OnlyFans creator has commissioned a billboard and locals are not happy... but whats the actual issue? Is it any different from a Calvin Klein ...
Battle Of The Banana & Scariest Hotel Encounter
09 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out theres a lot of things to look out for while travelling alone, after I witnessed something in a hotel that gave me shivers. Producer Nat put...
My New Fetish Is Officially Unlocked
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Easter! But in this episode we discuss a different type of Egg... Ever heard of Ovipositing? Yeah neither had I... until now. I share the crazie...
Who Knew History Was So Kinky? Esme Louise James Did!
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This interview has opened my mind to the history of sex, just when I thought I knew it all - Esme Louise James! The mind behind the viral TikTok page ...
The BEST Surprise Guest Ever & Candle Salads … ?
19 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Producer Nat surprised me with the BEST guest… can you guess who it is? I also run through Health Food Trends for 2023 and surprisin...
My Raunchiest Sex Stories Yet & We're In Trouble!
12 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
* CLAPPING INTENSIFIES * I run through the top art gallery mishaps after a lady broke a $60,000 sculpture at an art gallery AND I know you've al...
An Episode With A Few Tears & A Lot Of Laughs
05 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For International Women's day this week, I'm celebrating two of the most courageous women I have the pleasure of knowing. Entrepreneur and good friend...
Toni & Ryan: The Story Of Smuggling "Sex Toys" Through Customs
26 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode I chat to my frenemies, Toni & Ryan! We chat about what quote I left in Toni's book, Ryan trying to smuggle anal beads (sort of) thro...
BONERS EP: MAFs Chat With Domenica Calarco We MUST Share
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I chat with MAFS contestant Domenica and she spills the TEA! Regardless of you being a MAFS fan or not… this is juicy. Strap in Complete Drivel...
How Well Does Christian Know The Vagina (Quiz)
19 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the worst thing that could happen while delivering a live news bulletin on the radio? Well, it happened to Kate Deppeler and you won't believe ...
Bondi Rescue Lifeguard, Hoppo & The Best Is Yet To Cum
12 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Trigger Warning : This episode contains themes of drowning and accidental death. If this causes any distress to you or someone you know please reach ...
Grunting & Moaning ft Ash Barty
05 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
My obsession with tennis grunts continues, so to get to the bottom of some very important questions, I enlist the help of the best in the business - f...
On The Precipice Of A Crisis & Awkward Sex List
29 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I chat to a global PR Crisis Manager and Tik Tok sensation, Molly McPherson about the years biggest scandals (i'm talking 'Harry & Megan' BIG) and...
The Episode Where I Get Nude In The Office
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back baby! For some reason we've been renewed for season 2! And what says "Welcome Back" to a new year ... like getting nude! In this episode we...
Florida Man Sucks Toes & Masturbation Is Witchcraft
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is the last episode for the year - cue tears. But before i leave you for the year I want to leave you with some WILD headlines that have come out...
"Siri, Play Italian Restaurant Music" & Britney Conspiracy
11 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I run through my mums top Spotify played after we discussed our dream festival lineup last week. And let me tell you ... it's riveting. I also do a de...
The Saga Of Balenciaga & InstaFest Lineup
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I run through the worst failed PR / Branding campaigns after Balenciaga released a VERY controversial campaign. Then to lighten the mood a little, Pro...
Oprah's Sex Quiz & I'll Never Eat Anonymous Gifts Again
04 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I can't believe i'm saying this but i might know someone who's more horny than me ... ME! And It's Oprah?? I found a sex quiz on her website, so of co...
I'm Back In The Building Baby & Unpacking FIFA
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I'm finally back in the studios after a long four weeks of injuries, sicknesses & surgeries - I sound so old. But the best part about returning to...
I’ve Been Travel Scammed & Sickness Continues
27 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, I’ve fallen victim to travel scams and yes I will most likely get scammed again. So you can learn from my mistakes, I’m going to list the ...
Uber Eats Disaster & My Sausage Sandwhich Preference
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I am ENRAGED over my recent Uber Eats experience, so here's a little (big) vent. I also go through the most ridiculous buzz feed quiz i have encounter...
Philosophical Questions w/ Mum & Embarrassing Sexpo Story
20 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I sit mum down to ask her some deep questions....do we take them seriously? Hmmm you'll find out. I also share a very personal and unfortunate story t...
Mum Reveals Who Her Favourite Child Is
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chaotic episode today, I'm still at home recovering from surgery so mum joins me (with a big glass of wine) so I can finally get to the bottom of who ...
Did I Survive Surgery? & I Hate People And Animals
13 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is my first episode post ACL surgery! Will you understand me from all the pain meds I'm on? Will I survive rehab? Will I ever have sex again? So ...
LasAnga, Not LasOnga Confirmed & A Sexual Confession
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out I say lasagna wrong ... where did this come from you ask? Well we call my mum, Karen to find out. I also have confession to make, probably t...
Sexting Colleagues & My Grocery Store Mishap
06 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've made a mistake, a big mistake. I sexted a colleague by accident, but was i quick enough in my cover up? You'll find out. I also had the most emba...
An Unbelievable List Of Items Found In People
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What better way to prepare for my ACL Surgery than to list off things that have been left in people post surgery.... this has got me REALLY looking fo...
I've Won The Lotto & Alan Jones Top 5 Meltdowns
30 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
* Language warning oops * Everyone has their dream .... mine just happens to be a 10 million dollar house in Noosa. Bring on the powerball! And i thin...
I'm Going To SEXPO! & Sex Facts You Wouldn't Believe
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I'm going to SEXPO! Dreams do come true. You should definitely CUM and visit me in Sydney. But given the nature of the event I list some very interest...
Dad Got Mum The Worst Anniversary Gift Ever
23 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I finally got a colonoscopy, and the worst part? Wasn't the probe up the bum (of course) it was the liquids I consumed beforehand so I recap that horr...
My Disastrous Bulletin & (Don't) Vote For Me
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I enlist the help from our studios Head of News, Natasha Jobson to get me ready for my live news reading debut. She share's some pretty handy and help...
Stood Up 7am The Day Of Her Wedding - Kayley Stead
16 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I let you all in on my next BIG move .... to become a two time loser of the AACTA awards! I may have already ordered my next trophy (don't judge). I a...
Hacks You Need To Know With Sean Szeps & My Voice Is Back!
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I can speak again! I update you all on how i lost my voice AND my pal Sean Szeps joins me to discuss the hacks you MUST know before travelling with ki...
I've Lost My Voice & Uncomfortable Facts
09 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yep, it's finally happened... I've talked so much I've lost my voice. Instead of my usual raves and rants I'm going to play you a little something I r...
(Not So) Sexy Stories With Abbie Chatfield & Sound Of Secrets
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My gal, Abbie Chatfield and I unpack one of my worst sex experiences (Still triggered). I also get some expert advice on my mission to read the news l...
I Was In Forbes Magazine!
02 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I discuss my (TWO SPREAD) feature in Forbes Magazine as well as the latest controversial Netflix series that I couldn't sit through. I became best fri...
Dreams Do Come True & The Finale Is Here!
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I know you could NEVER be sick of my voice....So I'm joined by Head of News & Information, Melanie Withnall to see if we can make my dream of beco...
Important Business Update
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I want to be honest with you all, it's been a really hard couple of months and i feel it's time i share what's been going on. Support me!: https://ww...
Music Bed Madness & Have I Been Scammed?
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've gone a little bit crazy with the sound effects in this episode, but it has done one thing... ignited my love for fake-news reading. We are also j...
Weetbix Papercuts & This Podcast Is Haunted
18 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for an update on my injury! Yay! But in order to make myself feel better, I hear from you - my beautiful listeners and all the injuries you'...
Stars In The Car & Quiet Quitting
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday! It's the bonus EP! And that means we're shaking things up on 'Complete Drivel'. Today's episode features guest, Ellie Dudley to explain...
Sexploration & Death By Star Jump
11 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've started my official "SEXploration" which means I'll be sharing my new SEXcapades with you (ok, I'll stop now). I have a long list of things I wan...
I Hate Birthdays & Pronunciation Of "LasOnga"
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This morning i had an incident with the water feature in my house. I also need to discuss my hate for birthday's or birth-NAE's if you will. I even he...
TRAILER: This Is 'Complete Drivel' With Christian Hull
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
Breville Juicer, Breville Juicer & Love Language B.S
04 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Big news for all you Complete Drivlers.. I'm officially apart of LiSTNR! But even with a fancy new studio and new producer, I'm still a mess. Today ...
Oil, Salt, Ice Cream and No Children at Weddings!
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I try a drizzle of oil and salt on some ice cream plus read out some horror stories about kids at weddings and why wedding rules are so important.&nbs...
Answering Random Sex Questions
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Just answering some random sex questions from a fun game I bought at SexpoSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
Death Bed Confessions
14 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I decided to read out some deathbed confessions on a reddit thread. WARNING ITS MOSTLY VERY SAD!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
I Have A Giant Cannula In My Arm!
07 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So my pooping situation took a turn! Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
About to Explode At The Chemist
31 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I was lining up to get my medicine when some old people in the line made me want to scream!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
Why She Shouldn't Have Called Me In Her Emergency
24 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A friend of mine had serious facial burns and called me for help. I made the situation 10 times worse. She is absolutely fine now but I made all the m...
Why I Make Them Wear A Blindfold?
17 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Im not sounding the greatest today I have my sexy sick voice on. Lets talk about the state of my apartment and why there are sex toys thrown around th...
Whats Happening On Social Media?
10 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When I first started back in 2016 things have changed so dramatically. Where is the future and what can I do to make sure I don't fade away into obscu...
He Thought I Was Having Sex When I Accidentally Answered The Phone!
03 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing worse than doing a workout and you accidentally answer the phone and your panting and moaning. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/chris...
Im Training Myself To Bottom
26 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've decided I want to start to take it up the butt. But I hate it so I have bought some things to help me.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christ...
The Glass Dildo
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I used a glass dildo for the first time (never used a dildo before) I posted about it and my mum called to give me some advice. Support me!: http...
Rebel Wilson Forced Out Of The Closet
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It is never ok to publicly out someone or to make them tell you about their situation. One journalist went a little to far on the weekend. Suppor...
Saying Something Is Important, Listening Is More Important.
22 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I recently reached out to a nursery who posted some transphobic content in order to have a friendly chat. It didn't go super smoothly.Support me!: htt...
Mid Life Crisis
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Struggling from burnout I explain to you whats been happening.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
Parliament Needs To Be A Reality Show
27 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I have been obsessed with Parliament for all the wrong reasonsSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
Am I The Arsehole
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Am I The Arsehole for not getting off a treadmill so others could train together?Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
NEW ADVENTURE!
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I have decided to expand the business and bring you guy more into the team. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
21 Questions For A Gay Guy (Naughty)
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
XXX Rated episode. Slutty Christian cums out today. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhull
Will Smith Slap
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My thoughts on Will Smith, I was watching as it happened with my mouth wide open in shock and disbelief! ... and a business update!Support me!: https:...
Married At First Sight Drama
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are again talking about how trash this show is and how badly the contestants are treated. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianh...
Am I A Toxic Person?
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I was asked by my producer to take a "Toxic Personality" test! The results were a little surprising. Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christi...