We're Here to Help
Episodes
146: Sweatpant Wedgie Butt & Filthy Granny
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, ...
145: The Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread & Always Wear a Condom
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters ...
144: My Strange Q-Tip Addiction & The I Hate Brittany Club
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend’s Q-tip obsession...
143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy (Season 2 Premiere)
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aaaaand we’re back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to...
142: Comedy Can Be Fun (Season 1 Finale)
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth chat with someone whose grandma wants to be buried with the caller's dead dog. They also chat with a listener facing a bizar...
141: Hot Takes Tuesday Fest
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who needs help winning a coloring competition. Later, they talk to someone whose mom shares a little too much info ...
140: Uncle Master Rodney
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller who needs help getting her son out of a karate contract. Later, Gareth and Arden Myrin chat with someone ready to...
139: Scoop Your Heart Out
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a caller about a potentially huge opening day for an ice cream shop. Later, Gareth and Jon Gabrus chat wit...
138: You Think I Got a Perm AND a Convertible? (with Steve Berg)
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who wants to give her husband the perfect gift for his karate black belt test. Later, Jake and Steve Berg talk...
137: Buttertoes with Catherine Reitman and Arden Myrin
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller who always wears socks during sex. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin chat with s...
136: I'm on a Pool Noodle! (with Jamie Loftus)
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about dealing with a difficult water aerobics instructor. Later, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus chat with a ba...
135: So It's The Cheese vs Mikey Spandex? (with Oliver Ralli and Vic Michaelis)
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a pro wrestler looking to beef up his character arc. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis help a ...
134: Never Leave a Chicken Unattended (with Steve Berg and Arden Myrin)
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin help someone whose father i...
133: You're Outta Line and I'm Outta Time! (with Ben Schwartz)
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding night and a boss plucking their leg hairs at work....
132: It's Grandma Time!
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller about responding to a bully grandma. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis (Dropout's Very Important...
131: I'm a Dog, You're a Lady. Relax.
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about people giving weird compliments to a dog. Later, Jake and We're Here to Help theme song composer Oliver Ralli c...
130: I'm a Hoot and a Half
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about winning an argument over a folding table. Later, Jake and Gareth help someone land on a go-to drink order. ...
129: The Thonged Pumpkins Dilemma
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about responding to a Halloween prank. Later, Jake, Gareth and Lamar Woods chat with someone who was a little too...
128: New Question: Why Did I Call In?
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about RSVPing to a party and a honeymoon dilemma. Later, Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller whose sister keeps ...
127: Shirt Title Merch Business (with Catherine Reitman)
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller about some issues at a cardio dance class. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with callers about ...
126: 3 Year Deal with Hog Dogs
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about joining too many softball teams, letting your parents know you were fired and figuring out what to do in a situa...
125: Schrocktoberfest
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about planning a memorable 50th birthday party and an issue at the gym. Want to call in? Email your question to h...
124: We're Aging Like Presidents
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a son's love of Spider-Man, a teacher fundraising for an Esports team (donate here!) and a house overrun by...
123: My Best Idea This Decade (with Jimmy Kimmel)
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Jimmy Kimmel talk to callers about a dad’s old gym shorts and a candy bowl at the office. Later, the guys follow...
122: Started Italian Ended Transylvanian (with Eric Edelstein)
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Eric Edelstein talk to a caller who’s preparing to see in-laws with a hardcore meat diet. Later, the guys talk to a c...
121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg)
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg talk to callers about monetizing giant inflatable animals and gamifying an interesting conversation with fam...
120: You're Just the Guy Who Talks
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about workouts before hook-ups and a lie that spans decades. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller...
119: The Queen’s Off Duty
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about hanging up a 9 foot swordfish on the wall and some frustrations at a renaissance fair. Later, the guys foll...
118: Organized Fun Can Be Tricky (with Steve Berg)
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg (Hi, Strangeness podcast) talk to a caller about getting out of a segway tour. Later the guys talk to s...
117: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a hatred of cinnamon rolls, nosey parents on the Ring camera and someone calling the wrong number a lot. La...
116: I’m the Biggest Daddy
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a grandfather’s nickname and some issues in the bedroom. Later the guys follow up with the second caller ...
115: Forrest Dump (with Pete Holmes)
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Pete Holmes talk to callers about some bathroom etiquette at the office and an opossum issue. Later, the...
114: Started Really Good and Ended Really Gareth
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a bathroom break during a romantic getaway and how to respond to an annoying nickname. Want to call in? Ema...
113: You're Gonna be a Doctor???
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about an American Ninja Warrior audition tape and some coffee shop drama. Later, the guys follow up with the thir...
112: Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a baby photoshoot, a grandpa who keeps sending steaks and jetskis in the driveway. Later, th...
111: I Need Someone To Climb With/On
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about some bathroom privacy at the office and setting up a singles night at a rock climbing gym.Later, the guys follow...
110: The Corvette of Sex Chairs (with Andrew Santino)
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Andrew Santino (Bad Friends podcast) talk to callers about planning an elaborate fake birthday party and the long term ...
109: NOprah's Book Club
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about how to raise the stakes for training casino dealers, quitting a book club that you started and a mother in law w...
108: The Donut King
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about politely ducking out of a potential swingers situation and a caller who takes his donut reviews very seriously.&...
107: Noah's Arc: The Story of Margarita-Man
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about sabotaging a volleyball team and a husband’s love for Margaritaville.Also, enjoy this great song from listener...
106: Liberty Not Mutual
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a family member dating an NFL player, an annoying jingle that comes with your name and a husband who doesn’t c...
105: The Grabstitution (with Matt Walsh)
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Matt Walsh (Veep, Upright Citizens Brigade) talk to callers about a rowdy kickball team and a business’s Instagram ge...
104: Smart People Are Our Kryptonite
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a fake cooking class, a mannequin for a dog and refrigerator wars. Check out the site made by social m...
103: Car Crash Turned Train Wreck
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a father's wild lie to his son, being in the wrong family's group text and a neighbor who brings her snakes outs...
102: The Legend Has Retired (with Neal Brennan)
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Neal Brennan talk to callers about a husband’s love of bowling and making a surgery fun. Later, the guys and Jil...
101: The Hunk is Drunk
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth record the 100th episode of We're Here to Help live from Producer Kevin’s new studio! The guys chat with callers about a father’s ...
100: The Inner Circle with Andy Richter
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Andy Richter talk to callers about getting in a restaurant owner's inner circle and gossiping with your girlfriend's mo...
99: Your Eyes Won’t Believe What They Chainsaw
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chainsaw race, marching band and a make out rash. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from e...
98: The Deep End (with Justin Long)
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Justin Long talk to callers about a boss's emails and a neighbor asking for help floating in the pool. Later, the ...
97: Your 4th Favorite Spider-Man
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a Spider-Man themed bachelorette party, a bizarre painting of a couple and a doll collection. Pics discusse...
96: You Won The Show (with Brian Baumgartner)
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Brian Baumgartner (The Office) talk to callers about potentially finding a film of your parents and a boyfriend who onl...
95: Ding Dash Ditch with June Diane Raphael
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest June Diane Raphael talk to callers about the neighborhood kids and Santa. Later, the guys follow up with the secon...
94: Toe-worker
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to a law student whose family keeps asking for legal advice and someone who is unsuccessfully ghosting an old friend. Later,...
93: Goofin' Around
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chef forgetting her recipes and a bizarre neighbor hook-up. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller f...
92: Bonus Calls and Q&As!
29 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy some of our favorite bonus calls and Q&As from the Patreon! To hear more, make sure to subscribe to the Ones and Twos tier at Patreon.c...
91: I Talk You Talk with Jameela Jamil
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Jameela Jamil talk to callers about a friend with a tissue issue and a husband who doesn’t make listening sounds.&nbs...
90: Hunk With a Little Chunk
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about curtains, a dad’s Instagram and a boyfriend’s bad band. Later, they follow up with the first caller from epi...
89: Wanted Read or Alive with Derek Waters and Luka Jones
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Derek Waters talk to callers about tarantulas and try to find someone ripping up books. Later, the guys and specia...
88: The Problem Is You're Exactly Like Us
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about tire troubles and a nickname between parents. Later the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 40 “...
87: Party City's Where You Go to Party with Tony Hale
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Tony Hale talk to callers about what to do with the world’s largest ball of chewed gum and a boss writing fake review...
86: Seeing Past The Piggies
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a co-worker's lack of shoes and an engagement photo mishap.Later, the guys follow up with the second caller...
85: The Muffin Man with Bobby Moynihan
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Bobby Moynihan talk to callers about muffin issues and a neighbor who loves to chainsaw logs. Later, the guys chat...
84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a big lie at work and naked neighbors. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 15 “Dougi...
83: Wait Is The Caller The Villain?
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a parking spot, being a young boss and an ambitious challenge at a baseball game. Later, the guys follow up agai...
82: Keeping This All In with Paul Scheer
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Paul Scheer talk to callers about a dad’s wish after death and seating arrangements on a flight. Later, the guys foll...
81: You HAVE To Follow Up
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a meet cute and a chef getting weird meal suggestions from his boss. Check out caller Val’s music HERE!Se...
80: Identical in Every Way with Max Greenfield
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Max Greenfield talk to callers about an intimate question for a twin and a leopard gecko conundrum. Later, the guys cha...
79: Mamas' Boys with Eve and Pam
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For a special Mother's Day episode, the guys are joined by their moms Eve and Pam. Their moms share some notes for the podcast and Pam also helps...
78: Very Strange and Beautifully Weird with Nikki Glaser
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Nikki Glaser talk to a caller with a weird massage therapist. The guys also chat with Nikki about crushing The Roast of...
77: The Juicebox Ain't Worth the Squeeze
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a joke at the gym and beef at a boat party. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 18 “...
76: Bathroom Trash is Private with Hannah Simone
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Hannah Simone talk to callers about getting called out for being too high by the neighborhood kids and a mother-in-law ...
75: You Are The Danger
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about taking martial arts seriously and a 7th grade teacher’s hot takes. Watch the follow up video HERE!Want to...
74: He Just Lost His Wife and Dog with David Cross
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest David Cross talk to callers about a lunchtime dilemma and an article about the Chicago rat hole. Want to call in? ...
73: You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Daryl Johnson chat with a caller about some hairdresser drama. The guys also welcome back John Feitelberg to talk ...
72: Let’s Call Him Doniel with Lamorne Morris, Rachel Bilson and Olivia Allen
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to callers about threesomes and sleep masks. Later, the guys welcome back Rachel Bilson and Olivia ...
71: It's Insane But Not Bad with Annie Lederman
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Annie Lederman talk to callers about an engagement ring and grandma getting a little weird.Want to call in? Email your ...
70: All Food Comes with Risk with Josh Scherer
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Josh Scherer (Mythical Kitchen, Last Meals) discuss a caller being a raccoon guy and accidentally following someone for...
69: Pudgy & The Brit Mouth
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth chat with callers about getting some stuff back from an ex and befriending a crow. Later, the guys talk to the second caller from...
68: You Can’t Play Chicken with a GOAT (with Rainn Wilson)
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Rainn Wilson talk to callers about an open house and a boss sharing too much info. Later, the guys chat with Rainn abou...
67: Rangers Range
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a deer situation getting out of hand and a bartender’s dilemma. Later, they follow up with the first caller fr...
66: Shoot the Crap With Rick Glassman
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Rick Glassman talk to a caller about redemption after a parking incident. Later, the guys talk to someone about lying i...
65: Don’t Look It Up
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about messing up a sympathy card and wedding bets. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 19 "T...
64: A Prince Among Rats with Biff Wiff and John Feitelberg
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Biff Wiff talk to a caller about their partner's weird nickname for their parents. Later, the guys and guest John Feite...
63: This Tattoo Has a Back Story
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a back tattoo and pub trivia name. Later, the guys follow up with the first caller from episode 14 “Here We Go...
62: I'm Milwaukin' Here! with Lisa Gilroy
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Lisa Gilroy talk to callers about a discontinued soda and book club drama. Want to call in? Email your question to help...
61: Are You Going To Do This Madness?
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth help a caller with some needed rebranding and talk to someone about planning a special event.Get more info about Suits and Wigs N...
60: Craggily Hand with D’Arcy Carden
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest D’Arcy Carden chat with callers about social media frauds and avoiding an awkward sibling run-in. Later, the guys fol...
59: Spraying Mess
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers about taking back the common room and breaking ice to break wind.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gm...
58: There’s Always an Alpha (And It’s Not Me) with Josh Peck
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth, and special guest Josh Peck talk to callers about some parenting tips and a good excuse for a leg injury. Want to call in? Email yo...
57: The Best 60 Seconds of Her Life
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to callers whose neighbors have some smell and sound issues. Later, they follow up with the first caller from episode 22 “Advan...
56: Two Clowns is a Circus with Zach Woods and Brandon Gardner
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gareth, and special guests Zach Woods and Brandon Gardner talk to someone who loves committing to bits more than their wife. Later, Jake and Gareth di...
55: Cruizin for a Boozin
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth talk to the Chief Beer and Pizza Officer at a grocery store and someone with an odd cat problem. Later, the guys follow up with the ma...
54: The Barn Boys with Jonathan Scott
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth, and special guest Jonathan Scott talk to callers about weird rituals and a midlife crisis purchase. Want to call in? Email your que...
53: Carnival Fish Bowl with Lamorne Morris
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to a caller grossed out by men crying. Later, Jake and Gareth help an engineer student with their c...
52: Look at MY Goatee with Lamar Woods
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamar Woods talk to a caller about an interesting sleeping position. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with a non-confrontati...
51: It's Your World, We're Just Pitching In It with Chris Distefano
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth and special guest Chris Distefano talk to callers about themed parties and a dog-watching situation. Want to call in? Email your que...
50: Broomba with Jillian Bell
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth, and special guest Jillian Bell help a curling team prepare for nationals and follow up with a caller from episode 45 "Skid Marcc wi...
49: I'm Swamped Playing Solo Darts, Babe!
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Gareth help callers pick a beer fridge location and recover from a big costume miss at work.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpo...
48: Me Like Brown Shirts and Money with Emily Hampshire
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth, and special guest Emily Hampshire chat with callers about matching outfits at work and nailing an important presentation.Want to call in...
47: Knuckle Deep in my Mouth with Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake, Gareth, and special guests Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen talk to callers about dentist crushes and mermaids. Want to call in? Email...