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168: I Feel Barfy & An I Love You, Man Situation

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gareth and Jake meet Virginia, a 7-ft doll made of yarn who is looking for a new lease on life. Later, they help a new dad find a golf buddy. Plus, a ...

167: The People's Picks: Chronicles of Conor (Re-Release)

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this re-release episode, Jake and Gareth pick a true fan-favorite: the full saga of Conor, who keeps living with senior citizens in AirBnb's. Plus...

166: No Shoes, No Shirt, Teeth In & Unwrapping Whoppers (with Steve Berg)

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth call in the Big Gun (Steve Berg) to help a hotel restaurant manager encourage an employee to wear her dentures. Later, the guys help a...

165: Wayne Brady's Family Rules & Another Tuesday in Amsterdam (with Wayne Brady)

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are joined by the one and only Wayne Brady and he immediately gets to work. First, they give tough love to a mom whose daughter loves the F-B...

164: A Wig on a Wig and Polite Alphas (with Eric Edelstein and Katie Nolan)

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth help a caller Wig-gle her way out of a workplace dilemma. Plus, a story from Eric Edelstein and the epic follow-up to Episode 153 "PFF...

163: Jake's Faves: Hot Takes with Mr. H (Re-release)

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this re-release episode, Jake picks a call and two follow-ups from one of his favorite callers: Mr. H, an English teacher and king of the Hot Take...

162: Very Hilaria & Send in the Clown

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gareth and Jake help a caller discourage her mother-in-law from speaking Spanish on a family trip to Spain. Later, things take a turn when a caller tr...

161: Memaw's Wig & That's the Sauce (with Justin Long)

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Special Helper Justin Long help a caller from New Orleans with a memaw who loves to shop online. Later, a caller tries to convince the guys, ...

160: Turkey Turkey Turkey & Spying Gary

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth help a caller kick some distant relatives off her bowling team. Later, a Kiwi calls in with a nosy jogger problem. Plus, the Ballad of...

159: Gareth's Faves: Smeagol's Dump & Floor-igin Story (with Andy Samberg) (Re-release)

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gareth picks two of his favorite calls for this bonus re-release. First, the guys are joined by Andy Samberg, who helps a caller confront an anonymous...

158: Sir, This Is a Gym & Is This Erin?

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to keep a caller's dad from approaching her at the gym. Later, things get personal when a caller needs help navigating ...

157: The Doubtfire Trap & The Ghost of Patty J (with Zach Cherry)

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Zach Cherry joins the show and immediately pitches a full Doubtfire. Later, the guys help a 22 year old manage the drunk alter-ego who eats her roomma...

156: You Lied To Us! & 50% Off When I Met Him

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth discover a caller was not 100% honest about her reasons for calling in-- but they solve her problem anyway. Later, they help a caller ...

155: Jake's Faves: Twin Circumcision & Watermelon Thighs (with Max Greenfield) (Re-release)

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this bonus re-release, the guys turn to their friend Max Greenfield, who has had multiple memorable stints on the show. First, they help a caller ...

154: Butt Glove & Pocket Tuna

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys help a caller whose girlfriend has unknowingly been using her lady parts exfoliating glove. Later, they help a cat owner process the fact tha...

153: Two Lawyers and a Doctor & PFF (with Katie Nolan)

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth welcome special guest Katie Nolan (Casuals Podcast) for this bonus episode. First, they try to get a caller more time with her niece b...

152: Garage Talk & Bag of Rice

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys help a caller process the Hellish discovery that his mom's boyfriend has received a penile implant. Later, they help an employee at a non-pro...

151: Thanks for the Memor-Trees & Fluid Wars

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth help a caller create an epic sendoff for a beloved treehouse. Later, the guys go back to college and help a house of senior girls whos...

150: Pod Wars: The Lamorne Tapes (Re-release)

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this bonus episode, Jake and Gareth address the Pod War by reluctantly sharing a recent video showing Lamorne's true nature, and the guys watch lea...

149: On My Knees & Don't Call Me Daddy

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys help a veteran who is being bullied by her son's librarian. Later, they help a caller brainstorm alternatives to his wife's favorite sexy nic...

148: Mommy & Daddy & Biff Wiff (Re-release)

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this special Thursday bonus episode, the guys honor their friend, the great Biff Wiff, who passed away last week with a new intro and a re-release...

147: Cooking In Soup & Long Island Lisa (with Michael Cera)

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are joined by special guest Michael Cera for a special deluxe episode. First, they help a mild-mannered office worker discourage his neighbor...

146: Sweatpant Wedgie Butt & Filthy Granny

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, ...

145: The Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread & Always Wear a Condom

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters ...

144: My Strange Q-Tip Addiction & The I Hate Brittany Club

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend’s Q-tip obsession...

143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy (Season 2 Premiere)

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Aaaaand we’re back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to...

142: Comedy Can Be Fun (Season 1 Finale)

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth chat with someone whose grandma wants to be buried with the caller's dead dog. They also chat with a listener facing a bizar...

141: Hot Takes Tuesday Fest

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who needs help winning a coloring competition. Later, they talk to someone whose mom shares a little too much info ...

140: Uncle Master Rodney

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller who needs help getting her son out of a karate contract. Later, Gareth and Arden Myrin chat with someone ready to...

139: Scoop Your Heart Out

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a caller about a potentially huge opening day for an ice cream shop. Later, Gareth and Jon Gabrus chat wit...

138: You Think I Got a Perm AND a Convertible? (with Steve Berg)

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth chat with a caller who wants to give her husband the perfect gift for his karate black belt test. Later, Jake and Steve Berg talk...

137: Buttertoes with Catherine Reitman and Arden Myrin

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller who always wears socks during sex. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin chat with s...

136: I'm on a Pool Noodle! (with Jamie Loftus)

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about dealing with a difficult water aerobics instructor. Later, Gareth and special guest Jamie Loftus chat with a ba...

135: So It's The Cheese vs Mikey Spandex? (with Oliver Ralli and Vic Michaelis)

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and special guest Oliver Ralli talk to a pro wrestler looking to beef up his character arc. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis help a ...

134: Never Leave a Chicken Unattended (with Steve Berg and Arden Myrin)

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and Steve Berg talk to a caller about becoming a cool bus driver. Later, Gareth and special guest Arden Myrin help someone whose father i...

133: You're Outta Line and I'm Outta Time! (with Ben Schwartz)

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Ben Schwartz talk to callers about a toilet paper issue on a wedding night and a boss plucking their leg hairs at work....

132: It's Grandma Time!

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller about responding to a bully grandma. Later, Gareth and special guest Vic Michaelis (Dropout's Very Important...

131: I'm a Dog, You're a Lady. Relax.

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to a caller about people giving weird compliments to a dog. Later, Jake and We're Here to Help theme song composer Oliver Ralli c...

130: I'm a Hoot and a Half

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about winning an argument over a folding table. Later, Jake and Gareth help someone land on a go-to drink order. ...

129: The Thonged Pumpkins Dilemma

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Steve Berg talk to a caller about responding to a Halloween prank. Later, Jake, Gareth and Lamar Woods chat with someone who was a little too...

128: New Question: Why Did I Call In?

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about RSVPing to a party and a honeymoon dilemma. Later, Jake and his brother Dan talk to a caller whose sister keeps ...

127: Shirt Title Merch Business (with Catherine Reitman)

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Cat Reitman talk to a caller about some issues at a cardio dance class. Later, Jake and Gareth chat with callers about ...

126: 3 Year Deal with Hog Dogs

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about joining too many softball teams, letting your parents know you were fired and figuring out what to do in a situa...

125: Schrocktoberfest

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about planning a memorable 50th birthday party and an issue at the gym. Want to call in? Email your question to h...

124: We're Aging Like Presidents

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a son's love of Spider-Man, a teacher fundraising for an Esports team (donate here!) and a house overrun by...

123: My Best Idea This Decade (with Jimmy Kimmel)

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Jimmy Kimmel talk to callers about a dad’s old gym shorts and a candy bowl at the office. Later, the guys follow...

122: Started Italian Ended Transylvanian (with Eric Edelstein)

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Eric Edelstein talk to a caller who’s preparing to see in-laws with a hardcore meat diet. Later, the guys talk to a c...

121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg)

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg talk to callers about monetizing giant inflatable animals and gamifying an interesting conversation with fam...

120: You're Just the Guy Who Talks

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about workouts before hook-ups and a lie that spans decades. Later, the guys follow up with the third caller...

119: The Queen’s Off Duty

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about hanging up a 9 foot swordfish on the wall and some frustrations at a renaissance fair. Later, the guys foll...

118: Organized Fun Can Be Tricky (with Steve Berg)

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Steve Berg (Hi, Strangeness podcast) talk to a caller about getting out of a segway tour. Later the guys talk to s...

117: Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a hatred of cinnamon rolls, nosey parents on the Ring camera and someone calling the wrong number a lot. La...

116: I’m the Biggest Daddy

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a grandfather’s nickname and some issues in the bedroom. Later the guys follow up with the second caller ...

115: Forrest Dump (with Pete Holmes)

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Pete Holmes talk to callers about some bathroom etiquette at the office and an opossum issue. Later, the...

114: Started Really Good and Ended Really Gareth

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a bathroom break during a romantic getaway and how to respond to an annoying nickname. Want to call in? Ema...

113: You're Gonna be a Doctor???

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about an American Ninja Warrior audition tape and some coffee shop drama. Later, the guys follow up with the thir...

112: Put Some Jeans on that Baby Jesus

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a baby photoshoot, a grandpa who keeps sending steaks and jetskis in the driveway. Later, th...

111: I Need Someone To Climb With/On

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about some bathroom privacy at the office and setting up a singles night at a rock climbing gym.Later, the guys follow...

110: The Corvette of Sex Chairs (with Andrew Santino)

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Andrew Santino (Bad Friends podcast) talk to callers about planning an elaborate fake birthday party and the long term ...

109: NOprah's Book Club

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about how to raise the stakes for training casino dealers, quitting a book club that you started and a mother in law w...

108: The Donut King

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about politely ducking out of a potential swingers situation and a caller who takes his donut reviews very seriously.&...

107: Noah's Arc: The Story of Margarita-Man

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about sabotaging a volleyball team and a husband’s love for Margaritaville.Also, enjoy this great song from listener...

106: Liberty Not Mutual

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a family member dating an NFL player, an annoying jingle that comes with your name and a husband who doesn’t c...

105: The Grabstitution (with Matt Walsh)

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Matt Walsh (Veep, Upright Citizens Brigade) talk to callers about a rowdy kickball team and a business’s Instagram ge...

104: Smart People Are Our Kryptonite

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a fake cooking class, a mannequin for a dog and refrigerator wars. Check out the site made by social m...

103: Car Crash Turned Train Wreck

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a father's wild lie to his son, being in the wrong family's group text and a neighbor who brings her snakes outs...

102: The Legend Has Retired (with Neal Brennan)

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Neal Brennan talk to callers about a husband’s love of bowling and making a surgery fun. Later, the guys and Jil...

101: The Hunk is Drunk

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth record the 100th episode of We're Here to Help live from Producer Kevin’s new studio! The guys chat with callers about a father’s ...

100: The Inner Circle with Andy Richter

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Andy Richter talk to callers about getting in a restaurant owner's inner circle and gossiping with your girlfriend's mo...

99: Your Eyes Won’t Believe What They Chainsaw

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chainsaw race, marching band and a make out rash. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from e...

98: The Deep End (with Justin Long)

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Justin Long talk to callers about a boss's emails and a neighbor asking for help floating in the pool. Later, the ...

97: Your 4th Favorite Spider-Man

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a Spider-Man themed bachelorette party, a bizarre painting of a couple and a doll collection. Pics discusse...

96: You Won The Show (with Brian Baumgartner)

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Brian Baumgartner (The Office) talk to callers about potentially finding a film of your parents and a boyfriend who onl...

95: Ding Dash Ditch with June Diane Raphael

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest June Diane Raphael talk to callers about the neighborhood kids and Santa. Later, the guys follow up with the secon...

94: Toe-worker

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to a law student whose family keeps asking for legal advice and someone who is unsuccessfully ghosting an old friend. Later,...

93: Goofin' Around

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a chef forgetting her recipes and a bizarre neighbor hook-up. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller f...

92: Bonus Calls and Q&As!

29 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy some of our favorite bonus calls and Q&As from the Patreon! To hear more, make sure to subscribe to the Ones and Twos tier at Patreon.c...

91: I Talk You Talk with Jameela Jamil

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Jameela Jamil talk to callers about a friend with a tissue issue and a husband who doesn’t make listening sounds.&nbs...

90: Hunk With a Little Chunk

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about curtains, a dad’s Instagram and a boyfriend’s bad band. Later, they follow up with the first caller from epi...

89: Wanted Read or Alive with Derek Waters and Luka Jones

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Derek Waters talk to callers about tarantulas and try to find someone ripping up books. Later, the guys and specia...

88: The Problem Is You're Exactly Like Us

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about tire troubles and a nickname between parents. Later the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 40 “...

87: Party City's Where You Go to Party with Tony Hale

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Tony Hale talk to callers about what to do with the world’s largest ball of chewed gum and a boss writing fake review...

86: Seeing Past The Piggies

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a co-worker's lack of shoes and an engagement photo mishap.Later, the guys follow up with the second caller...

85: The Muffin Man with Bobby Moynihan

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Bobby Moynihan talk to callers about muffin issues and a neighbor who loves to chainsaw logs. Later, the guys chat...

84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a big lie at work and naked neighbors. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 15 “Dougi...

83: Wait Is The Caller The Villain?

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a parking spot, being a young boss and an ambitious challenge at a baseball game. Later, the guys follow up agai...

82: Keeping This All In with Paul Scheer

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Paul Scheer talk to callers about a dad’s wish after death and seating arrangements on a flight. Later, the guys foll...

81: You HAVE To Follow Up

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a meet cute and a chef getting weird meal suggestions from his boss. Check out caller Val’s music HERE!Se...

80: Identical in Every Way with Max Greenfield

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Max Greenfield talk to callers about an intimate question for a twin and a leopard gecko conundrum. Later, the guys cha...

79: Mamas' Boys with Eve and Pam

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For a special Mother's Day episode, the guys are joined by their moms Eve and Pam. Their moms share some notes for the podcast and Pam also helps...

78: Very Strange and Beautifully Weird with Nikki Glaser

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Nikki Glaser talk to a caller with a weird massage therapist. The guys also chat with Nikki about crushing The Roast of...

77: The Juicebox Ain't Worth the Squeeze

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a joke at the gym and beef at a boat party. Later, the guys follow up with the second caller from episode 18 “...

76: Bathroom Trash is Private with Hannah Simone

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Hannah Simone talk to callers about getting called out for being too high by the neighborhood kids and a mother-in-law ...

75: You Are The Danger

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about taking martial arts seriously and a 7th grade teacher’s hot takes. Watch the follow up video HERE!Want to...

74: He Just Lost His Wife and Dog with David Cross

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest David Cross talk to callers about a lunchtime dilemma and an article about the Chicago rat hole. Want to call in? ...

73: You Are Not the Barber with Daryl Johnson and John Feitelberg

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Daryl Johnson chat with a caller about some hairdresser drama. The guys also welcome back John Feitelberg to talk ...

72: Let’s Call Him Doniel with Lamorne Morris, Rachel Bilson and Olivia Allen

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to callers about threesomes and sleep masks. Later, the guys welcome back Rachel Bilson and Olivia ...

71: It's Insane But Not Bad with Annie Lederman

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Annie Lederman talk to callers about an engagement ring and grandma getting a little weird.Want to call in? Email your ...

70: All Food Comes with Risk with Josh Scherer

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake, Gareth and special guest Josh Scherer (Mythical Kitchen, Last Meals) discuss a caller being a raccoon guy and accidentally following someone for...

69: Pudgy & The Brit Mouth

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jake and Gareth chat with callers about getting some stuff back from an ex and befriending a crow. Later, the guys talk to the second caller from...