WFYM Talk Radio

WFYM 283 - Bullfrog Surgery (PREVIEW)

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

My son is in China now because he sent me a TikTok by an account named Ron Jeremy Bullfrog Tunnels. We had to send him across the Jim From The Office ...

WFYM 282 - Zup

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's Zup? It's unvaxxed spermwater and it looks like sea monkeys. We made some plans to move the dumbest Americans to abandoned Norse colonies in Gr...

WFYM 281 - Cold Hard Burger (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips...

WFYM 280 - Throatbush

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes hal...

WFYM 279 - Taxi Rider (with Charlie StyledApe) (PREVIEW)

31 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charlie (@StyledApe) from the Most Controversial podcast joined us to talk some more about animals with a bone in their penis and how multiple countri...

WFYM 278 - Baculum Auction

27 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively ...

WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra (PREVIEW)

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? We...

WFYM 276 - Big Blooded

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had...

WFYM 275 - Nullo Stud Lemurs (with Max Palma) (PREVIEW)

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Per...

WFYM 274 - Grilled Milk

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips ...

WFYM 273 - Pupperwoods (PREVIEW)

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and th...

WFYM 272 - Busbugs

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it...

WFYM 271 - Eight Crazy Legs (PREVIEW)

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The doctors in Canada tried to euthanize me with a bite from a huge spider because I had a personal raincloud from the vibecession and when the worms ...

WFYM 270 - Seacraft Airrier

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A blump is an underwater blimp the shape and size of a whale and it carries underwater submarines inside your waterbed. And its genitalia are a revers...

WFYM 269 - Mr. Words (PREVIEW)

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the wate...

WFYM 268 - Homemade Cousins

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon ...

WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmor...

WFYM 266 - Durban Antidote

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Afri...

WFYM 265 - Two Rizzlers (PREVIEW)

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your ...

WFYM 264 - Shirtopia

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome...

WFYM 263 - Moach (PREVIEW)

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fa...

WFYM 262 - Lagos Sperm Palace

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has ...

WFYM 261 - Pee Bank (PREVIEW)

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two...

WFYM 260 - Polish Roulette

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

CD six shooter in the trunk of my car One through five are blank CD-Rs Six is the brown note that can make me shart Evergreen Terrace like im Homer B...

WFYM 259 - Zynga Legs (PREVIEW)

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded ...

WFYM 258 - Human Kief

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebriti...

WFYM 257 - Marvin's Hole (PREVIEW)

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and ...

WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only...

WFYM 255 - Starburst Pineapple and Chill (PREVIEW)

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick...

WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no o...

WFYM 253 - A Mylar Poop That Looked Like A Juicebox (PREVIEW)

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress sho...

WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro C...

WFYM 251 - Big Rascal (with Andrew Hudson) (PREVIEW)

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis ...

WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I wi...

WFYM 249 - New Yeller (PREVIEW)

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughte...

WFYM 248 - Candirus of the Nephilim

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The only immigrants we hate are Canada Geese. I was attacked by a Canada Goose while backwards peeing up a small candiru in Dave Grohl Alley while he ...

WFYM 247 - Silento Generation (PREVIEW)

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about ruining sleepovers by eating the new Taco Bell Top Meal and starting HipHopHeads arguments about A Tribe Called Quest and how our gene...

WFYM 246 - Chirp

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had to work on Labor Day to talk about the Top Diet and how lot lizards are going extinct because linemen are poaching them to turn them into bucke...

WFYM 245 - Prima Hoctua (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us to discuss Joe Rogan's standup special and toilet candirus and Adolf Hitchler and Richard Dawkins on Club Random expl...

WFYM 244 - Doo Doo Gauze

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I do want the world to hear this because you WILL understand. RFK stole a whale and it sprayed all over his daughter Kick and she had to go to Success...

WFYM 243 - Despicable Them (PREVIEW)

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What would you do as the titular character in Hollow Man 4? Hopefully not the dolphinian pursuits exhibited in the original film. Plus Tom gets acknow...

WFYM 242 - Emanuel Masturbacion

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in ...

WFYM 241 - Candiru Cat (PREVIEW)

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details ...

WFYM 240 - Bigpox

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrar...

WFYM 239 - Yellow Solo Cup (PREVIEW)

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter...

WFYM 238 - Rog

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Hall...

WFYM 237 - Neighbor Jelly (PREVIEW)

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you ...

WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watchi...

WFYM 235 - Reverse Exterminator (PREVIEW)

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house wit...

WFYM 234 - Horsamine

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was ha...

WFYM 233 - Antam Sanskaar for Lou Dog (PREVIEW)

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I'm Sikh.   of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charlest...

WFYM 232 - Uncubus

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have insider information on how Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons died and where to get horse bones for a knife for your dad for his birthday and how to...

WFYM 231 - Sputum Splat (PREVIEW)

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is the viscosity of the loads that Joe Biden the Non-offending Sperm GOAT is spewing out? Watery or floury? You can find out on Joystiq.tv and if...

WFYM 230 - Homemade DoorDash

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are in the dog days of Hawk Tuah Summer and Pharrell roped with a hat in Israel because Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the Keffiyeh Fedayeen Calipha...

WFYM 229 - Enbiawit Ankle Monitor (PREVIEW)

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about woke rollercoasters and the existential malaise of Drunk Mario Kart and the cool non-binary judge who lets everyone go and unschoolers...

WFYM 228 - Wet Raisins

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Arcade Matt was hacked by crypto scammers and they turned his house into a giant Coinbase logo for him to live inside. Wings is coming back on TV and ...

WFYM 227 - Two Ropers No Ebert (PREVIEW)

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about how long it would take to get Biden and Trump to "release" if you were "gripping" them as Doc would say and how old is too old to be o...

WFYM 226 - Medical Malpractice

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Two of streaming's most predatory doctors have been cancelled by cancel culture causing an uptick in forklift blockers. Plus the South Park of X and L...

WFYM 225 - Live at The Yard (PREVIEW)

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We unboxed our $10,000 WhatNot delivery and cracked our packs of Election 1992 trading cards and talked about Australian Border Patrol and Morgan Spur...

WFYM 224 - Get Free

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is your favorite song by The Hives? Mine is Buttertooth Jimmy (With His Big Crackling Box Mod Vape). Do you know about the secret Property Brothe...

WFYM 223 - Utah Brotherhusbands (PREVIEW)

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learned that masseuses prefer to be called sex therapists and if Robin Williams had one he would still be here with us. Also discussed were Anakin ...

WFYM 222 - Too Tall Cop

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Owls and eagles are invasive and you can get $20 from the government for shooting them because they keep eating the Africanized bees and making it too...

WFYM 221 - Upper Decker (PREVIEW)

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tom is back from Japan where he got to watch Harold and Kumar on the plane but didn't want to pee and he went to the Frog and Mosquito Cafe. And he re...

WFYM 220 - Fed Bruschetta

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about getting roped into a voicemail based uncle tussle and going to Hooters for Hair where they cut your hair at the bar unlike Mr. Hair an...

WFYM 219 - St. Ratrick (PREVIEW)

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin Costner's ex-wife is being extradited to China to be prosecuted for loose morals and sent to a Uyghur work camp to make supplies for Waterworld ...

WFYM 218 - Lighter Code

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pink lighter means you are gay. White lighter is unlucky. Yellow lighter means you like watersports. We talked about the Great Youngstown Bank Robbery...

WFYM 217 - Beary Beary (PREVIEW)

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thin Cartman was our doing and we are so proud of him. He got the shots and he looks great and now there is no reason for whaling ships to target him ...

WFYM 216 - Shirley Temple

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have an exclusive interview with an ex-Nielsen household plus we got confused about golf and the ingredients of various cocktails like the Shania T...

WFYM 215 - Baleen Veneers (PREVIEW)

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Long May or May long? Should we respect veterans? Is Morse code useful? Should cops have to pick up litter instead of trying to ruin golf tournaments?...

WFYM 214 - Laughing Out

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We got to the bottom of whether Jerry Springer was real and the best type of senior prank to do involving numbered or labeled pigs or stolen gnomes an...

WFYM 213 - Gloria fraternitati foraminum in balneo (PREVIEW)

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about how it sucks when school makes you do dividaby and timesing and Twisted Tea and Summer Shandy and then figured out what the app WhatNo...

WFYM 212 - Pomp

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

That guy gave a great commencement speech about Bitcoin and no one jumped to their death because of it. We talked some more about Bluey CK and if he w...

WFYM 211 - Austrian Gematria (PREVIEW)

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We dabbled in some numerology on this one and talked about the Dave and Buster's gambling app and Wavy Boats getting teens in trouble for littering an...

WFYM 210 - The Ushword

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We discussed $12,000 and debuted a new character the Rittenhouse Centrist and debated diarrhea vs thoughing up and trampoline vs water park and the ba...

WFYM 209 - The Great Mexico Train Robbery (PREVIEW)

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We spilled some tea about someone spilling some pee on a couch in 2012 and before that we talked about the Long Island Medium and airplane pukers and ...

WFYM 208 - Cigmata

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine a hole in your hand where you can hold a cigarette... and then imagine scalping deactivated hotel keycards, and Eve Barlow fighting off a bail...

WFYM 207 - Mr. Skins (PREVIEW)

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We invented a game called Cop Simulator where you look at your phone and scroll through instagram and Kotaku couldnt decide if it was woke or not   F...

WFYM 206 - Wiping Wall

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Topics discussed include wiping boogers on the Western Wall, making a glory hole in the Western Wall, IMVU, the Red Hot Chili Peppers predicting the f...

WFYM 205 - Mermaid Recipe (PREVIEW)

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learned a lot about the anatomy of dolphins and how selective breeding works and blew the lid off Boeing assassinating a whistleblower by tricking ...

WFYM 204 - Warlock

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I hate how gendered Manwich is but I also hate how they named a comet after some broad... sorry for talking about the eclipse but it was only for a mi...

WFYM 203 - Truck Wife (PREVIEW)

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about doing the goatwave and how it would be cool to do the blowjob motion and the pussy eating V if you were an ex president at the inaugur...

WFYM 202 - Bounty the Dog Hunter

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We decided that you should test your weather balloon on a cat before telling the coward Falcon to get in it and we talked about the 2003 East Coast bl...

WFYM 201 - Night of the Long Wrenches (PREVIEW)

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We poured out a Stars 'n' Stripes for a fallen hero and talked about Rabbi Schmuley giving a boy a lap dance and high school sports teams called the M...

WFYM 200 - Bicentennial Men (with Felix Biederman)

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We celebrated Purim by eating a weird bumpy lemon and talked about the weekly sports gambling scandal, wearing a mask to a party for the sole purpose ...

WFYM 199 - Peppa Middleton (PREVIEW)

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We caught up with the Middleton family and reviewed the AI art prints Jack Scalfani is trying to sell on Etsy and decided that cloth diapers are too m...

WFYM 198 - Shotgun

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked Fake Drake and Fake Jon Taffer and Bruno Mars gambling and the Pee Pee Man, which is God, helmets, tricking your friend into thinking he mur...

WFYM 197 - Hold Your Ish For A Switch (PREVIEW)

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about putting a wheelchair on a buffalo and Strom Thurmond's reddit account and GamerGate 2 being boring and getting shocked by 120 volts an...

WFYM 196 - Homer Sarcoma

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked Kate Middleton conspiracy theories and rap name generators and tarmac scammers and kangaroos in Alberta and low IQ homesteaders having a HUD...

WFYM 195 - Broke Boy Blue Bubbler (PREVIEW)

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Miscreants are installing iOS emulators on their Androids to get the blue bubble and trick girls... and trying to pay for drinks with gasoline   Full...

WFYM 194 - Padre Pio

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I found corn in my blood and gold in my baby teeth and blanket on my baby

WFYM 193 - Toad's Load 3D (PREVIEW)

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mario defintely goes WAHOO when the fire flower comes out of  his but lol   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-193-toads-99769070

WFYM 192 - Nugget Nightmare

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We thought about ways to make the Shane Gillis monologue more offensive, buying a house with land mines in the yard, emptying septic tanks with your m...

WFYM 191 - Craig Electronics (PREVIEW)

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What would you do with a real life Ditto? Could your horny ass be alone in a room with real life Ditto? Could your horny ass be alone in a room with J...

WFYM 190 - Double Spider

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It would suck to be gored... but we put our faith in the Lord... and thats on vlog

WFYM 189 - Ice Ocean Fishers (PREVIEW)

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This one is about millennials falling for phone scammers and 6th graders thinking Stanley cups are uncool and Joe Budden cutting a new hole into someb...

WFYM 188 - Funky Old Rattling Disaster

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about SweatCoin the coin the pays you for sweating and the threat of AI to voice actors and all the good and bad ways to spell FORD and DODG...

WFYM 187 - New Mosquitoes (PREVIEW)

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Nephilim used to do the gerbil trick with capybaras and there are new mosquitoes that are improved   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/post...

WFYM 186 - Vinegaroons

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We gave our take on the DRake snake and talked about the Taylor Swift backlash and the Gay Approver and zipoff pants and how Pokemon could be used to ...

WFYM 185 - S.K.A.G.S. (PREVIEW)

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about Groundhog Day and how to escape from your lap band and Subway and the SKAGs up in Skagway and putting Booger Beans on a tour rider and...

WFYM 184 - Fish

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talked about school bus vandalism and Christmas and fishing in a storm drain and apples full of yellowjackets and C.R.A.P. and Jason Kidd and how T...