S2 EP2: Chloe Petts

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty 1h 9m 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What did Chloe Petts do yesterday?

Max Rushden 0:02
Podcasts, there are millions of them.
David O'Doherty 0:08
Some might say too many. I have one already. I don't have any, because there are enough.
Max Rushden 0:14
Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
David O'Doherty 0:20
But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man? No.

How does Chloe manage her morning routine?

Max Rushden 0:30
Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.
David O'Doherty 0:35
We try and say it at the same time, Max.
Max Rushden 0:37
What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
David O'Doherty 0:45
Day before yesterday, Max?

What insights does Chloe share about her stand-up comedy preparation?

David O'Doherty 0:46
Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
Max Rushden 0:49
Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushton. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hi everybody, welcome to episode... I don't know what episode we're at now. We've done so many, David.
David O'Doherty 1:07
It used to be you could work it out on your fingers, but we've moved beyond that now. We've moved beyond fingers and toes, even, I think.

How does Chloe feel about her recent performances?

David O'Doherty 1:14
But I'm excited for this one. Chloe Petz. She is one of my absolute favourites of comedians to have emerged in the last few years. I can't wait, David, for you to say...
Max Rushden 1:26
This one is actually not really one of my favorites, but like they said they were around, you know, like, I don't know. I think Chloe is brilliant. And as is established early in the record is the first guest that actually has a vague idea of my existence pretty much. Not that that has influenced me at all. And she is going on tour.
David O'Doherty 1:47
The show's called How You See Me, How You Don't.

What are Chloe's thoughts on journaling and mindfulness?

David O'Doherty 1:50
Have a look at chloepetts.org and just go to this. If you think you might like to go and see a new comedian, maybe one you're not that familiar at the work, this is the one. Check out Chloe Petts.
Max Rushden 2:01
And here's what Chloe did yesterday.
Max Rushden 2:13
Chloe Petz, welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday?
Chloe Petts 2:16
Thank you so much for having me. It's such a pleasure to be here and to be meeting you properly. Well, I say properly, face-to-face for the first time, but over sort of a video thing.
David O'Doherty 2:26
Has the relationship been like slighty DMs? You complaining that he hasn't talked about Crystal Palace on his numerous football platforms?

How does Chloe incorporate exercise into her daily life?

Chloe Petts 2:34
Yeah, yeah. I think he's very biased against the Crystal Palace agenda. So yeah, there have been some all-caps DMs that have slid in there.
Ha!
Max Rushden 2:42
Do you know what? It is exciting. And I suppose we have to be honest about this, that David did book you, which is good that he's finally pulled his finger out.
David O'Doherty 2:51
Oh, my God.
Max Rushden 2:52
But it is exciting that it is a guest who is aware of my existence before we begin the broadcast. I don't know if that'll affect things, because really, we only care about your day and what happened yesterday.

What does Chloe think about audience reactions during comedy shows?

David O'Doherty 3:02
So, Chloe, let me explain what happens. We've done about 20 of these. I mean, I've booked... I'd say 17 of the people. And every single time when I say I've got Chloe Pets, he'll be like, yeah. What does anyone think about Arsene Wenger? What does anyone think about I'll try and get Lionel Messi for the next one? And nothing ever happens. To the listeners, these are iconic footballers. Max threatens to book and then just the idea just dissipates away.

What reflections does Chloe have on her career and future?

Chloe Petts 3:32
I'm very happy to play second fiddle to Arsene Wenger, though, is something I will say. I actually insist on everything that I go on that they try and book Arsene first.
Max Rushden 3:42
They say, could you do Strictly? And you say, have you tried Arsene Wenger?
Chloe Petts 3:45
Try Arsene. If he says no, I'm in.
Max Rushden 3:48
Arsene on Strictly would be very good. I bet he's got some wonderful moves. I reckon he'd be good. Anyway, let's cut to the chase here, Chloe. What time did you wake up yesterday?
Chloe Petts 3:59
Great question. I set my alarm for 8.30 because I had a late night the night before. But I think I woke up at 8.23.
David O'Doherty 4:09
Oh, interesting.
Chloe Petts 4:10
And then sort of drowsed, drowsily dozed rather, till the alarm went.
Max Rushden 4:15
Right. Okay. So 8.23. Okay. So you had seven minutes of sort of just wild abandonment.
Chloe Petts 4:22
Yeah. And I'm doing that thing that I think everyone's probably doing at the start of the new year, which is I'm trying to keep my phone out of the bedroom and I've switched to an analog digital alarm clock and it makes a fucking horrible noise.

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