What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Episodes
113: EP 113 - (Feat. Ian Stone) Typical Big Spending Tories
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I laughed a lot recording this week's podcast with the brilliant Ian Stone. We spoke about the budget and the Tories becoming like some kind of Blair/...
112: EP 112 - (Feat. Christopher Snowdon) Covid, What The F**k Happens Next?
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week I have author, libertarian and public health expert Christopher Snowdon back on the show to talk about all things Covid. But in a funny info...
111: EP 111 - Shocking Covid Report Tells Us Stuff We Already Knew
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So the first big report on Covid is out and we have a delve into the less than surprising findings. Then we talk about Boris's holiday and why it's bo...
110: EP 110 - JOANNE MCNALLY
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
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109: EP 109 - (Feat. Simon Evans) Don't Panic!
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The brilliant Simon Evans co-hosts with me this week as we discuss the petrol panic, Tory scum and Labour tying themselves in knots over cervixes. Th...
108: EP 108 - Labour Civil War
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A solo show this week as we discuss Labour's pathological desire to fight with themselves. Not to be outdone, Boris had a limp visit to the US and end...
107: EP 107 - (Feat. Leo Kearse) Tennis, Motorways and the Tale of Dirty Mick
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Great co-host episode this week with Leo Kearse on very funny form. We discuss comedians getting cancelled, tennis becoming a vehicle for the wokies a...
106: EP 106 - Those Big State High Taxing Tories
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a solo episode this week as we have plenty to talk about. We start with the Tories basically acting like the Gordon Brown administration before m...
105: EP 105 - (Feat. Tom Walker) Another Slice Of Jonathan Pie
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Delighted to have Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie) back on the show. We discussed his new tour, Afghanistan, Joe Biden, Keir Starmer and much more. My fa...
104: EP 104 - FERN BRADY
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Really loved this chat with brilliant Scottish comic Fern Brady. After the usual podcast catch ups I get into the chat with Fern, covering areas as wi...
103: Talibanter!
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week I get to grips with the return of everyone's favourite hateful mysoginists, but this time with better PR. Speaking of men we also chat abo...
102: (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Why Moderate People Don't Trust The News
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is a cracking episode as co-host Konstantin Kisin unpacks his super viral thread on why normally moderate people are struggling to trust the MSM ...
101: The Woke Olympics
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's one for the purists this week, a solo episode where I look at a frankly astonishing recommendation from an American medical agency on gender. The...
100: AL MURRAY!
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So here it is, the 100th episode, I raise my bat to the barmy army for the century and have a brilliant chat with the fantastic Al Murray. We talk ...
99: EP 99 - ALUN COCHRANE
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Delighted to have Alun Cochrane on the show this, especially after so many requests from the Patreons. Alun is a seriously smart and funny comic, who'...
98: EP 98 - Recriminations Coming Home
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So football didn't come home, but all sorts of other stuff did. This episode is a deep dive on the behaviour of England fans, online racism, blokes wi...
97: IAIN DALE
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a quick catch-up on the face-mask, I welcome the brilliant Iain Dale. This is such a great politics chat: from big tent ideas, political gossip ...
96: (Feat. Nico Yearwood) Twisted Nipples & Oxfam's weird 'Whiteness'
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Delighted to have the brilliant Nico Yearwood back as co-host. I catch up with Nico's experience back gigging and how some middle-aged white women hav...
95: Matt Han(cock) + Free Brexit chapter from Audiobook
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is Ronseal title. We have a good laugh at Matt Hancock's expense before some Brexit reflections 5 years since the vote. Then I give away a FREE E...
94: (Feat. The Man Whisperer) Bloke Psychology Part 2
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a news catch-up on the Lockdown extension & launch of GB News, I speak to 'The Man Whisperer' Kenny Marmarella D'Cruz. It's international...
93: (Feat. Andrew Doyle) Launch of GB News + Kneeling & Tweeting
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real scoop for this episode as I talk to Andrew Doyle about the launch of GB News this week and his show on the channel. We also discuss the big issue...
92: (Feat. Triggernometry's Francis Foster) You Can't Say Nothing No More
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a quick catch up on Sir Keith's appearance on Piers Morgan, I chat to Triggernometry's very own Francis Foster. Francis has so much insight o...
91: Second Cummings
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week focuses heavily on classic Dom's testimony at the select committee. Was he telling the truth? Should Hancock go? Does anyone need to show th...
90: MATT FORDE
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As you'd expect, the chat with Matt is both funny and politically insightful, but what he also delivers is one of the most convincing analysis of what...
89: BOOK LAUNCH SPECIAL W/ KATHERINE RYAN
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
My book is out on May 13th. My friend and patriarch Katherine Ryan kindly agreed to talk to me about 'Where Did I Go Right? (How The Left Lost Me)'. ...
88: Labour Pains (sorry, obvious title but was in a rush)
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is why the podcast exists. Something obvious happened politically and some people need it explain. Labour look to have done badly at the ...
87: (Feat. Athena Kugblenu) Cancel Culcha!
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
First up we catch up on the big Boris did he say it / didn't he / does anyone really care? Then it's a chat with sharp minded and brilliant comic and...
86: European Super Cluster-fu*k
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The brilliant Dominic Frisby co-hosts this week. We talk about the laughably shambolic attempts to form a breakaway European Super League, before turn...
85: EP 85 - Farewell Phil & Hello Dodgy Dave
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I discuss both the passing of Prince Phillip and the how some of the numpties reacted to it. Then we look at dodgy Dave Cameron's deal...
84: SEANN WALSH
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is easily one of the funniest episodes. After a brief catch-up on politics, I talk to Seann Walsh about COMEDY. How he writes, why he wants to co...
83: (Feat. Simon Evans) What IS going on in schools?
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Absolute belter this, with Simon Evans co-hosting and on top form. We look at the situation in Batley where an RS teacher was suspended for showing ca...
82: Flag Sha*ger or Patriot?
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Plenty to talk about this week. We’ve got a new phrase to get our heads around, ‘Flag Shaggers’. I ponder both sides of the argument before real...
81: (Feat. Rosie Holt) The Ballad of Sir Keith Starmer
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a quick catch-up on the latest EU vaccine clusters*ck, I chat with the brilliant Rosie Holt. We get a sense of her comedic targets plus views on...
80: Megxit / Piersxit / Give a sh*t
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I go on hard on Meghan & Harry's interview. Then I tell myself off. Then I storm off and refuse to apologise. As well as reacti...
79: (Feat. Andrew Doyle) Budget Reaction + Free Speech Deep Dive
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Returning to co-host this week we have the brilliant Andrew Doyle. He discusses his new book and the current issues around free speech. We also respon...
78: Boris's Covid Plan: Road-map or Donkey Trek?
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's an early upload as I try to get my head around the Govt's road-map out of Covid. Is it light at the end of the tunnel? Or is the tunnel just a sh...
77: (Feat. Konstantin Kisin) Why Are Labour So Meh?
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode sees my first ever co-host as I honour Trigonometry's own Konstantin Kisin making his third appearance on the show. We wonder why some...
76: Owen Jones takes up my challenge!
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
So I put a WWE challenge out to Owen Jones to come on the podcast. Fair play, he took it up. We spoke about Labour's problems of course, but I also tr...
75: Ursula Executes Order 66
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the EU vaccine row exploded over the weekend I have another pass at how the cool kids in school ending up soiling themselves in the canteen. We als...
74: EP 74 - (Feat. Nico Yearwood) EU in Giant Dummy Spit
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a great guest, fearless & funny stand-up Nico Yearwood. We talk comedy, Meghan & Harry, BLM and the 'bravery' of no make-up ...
73: EP 73 - New President, New Pronouns
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a good look at the exit of Donald Trump and the arrival of everyone's favourite uncle (apparently) Joe Biden. Is he the Messiah, or ...
72: EP 72 - LAWRENCE FOX
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A year on from his notorious appearance on Question Time I asked Lawrence Fox the following question: 'Are you feeling more conciliatory in 2021?' We...
71: EP 71 - Insurrection & Firewokes
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'd got this show put to bed nice and early then the Trump supporters decide to stage a coup. So I added in a section on that too, along with chat abo...
70: EP 70 - Mystic Geoff 2021
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's all about predictions this week. I look back at my shouts for 2020 to see how much I got right, and how much I can creatively spin the things I g...
69: EP 69 - Xmas Special with Romesh Ranganathan
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I don't think I've laughed so much during a record as I did during this episode. We started off with a catch-up about politics & Romesh's working ...
68: EP 68 - Paul Embery
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a quick catch-up on Tiers, Boris & Wonder Woman, I get into it with author and Left Wing commentator Paul Embery. Paul has been Labour all h...
67: EP 67 - (Feat. Leo Kearse) No Deal Meal Deal
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week the brilliant Leo Kearse is sitting in with me to look at the big topical issues. We discuss Brexit, vaccines and the booing of taking the k...
66: EP 66 - Vaccines & Bungee Jumps
04 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
THIS WEEK talk about the double edged sword of being the 'first' to get the vaccine. Then it's on to the double standards around Laurence Fox and Rita...
65: EP 65 - (Feat. Ella Whelan) The Problem with Modern Feminism
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We have a catch up on the latest Lockdown before mulling over the clusterf*!k that was the spending review. Then it's a great chat with author and jou...
64: EP 64 - 'You Scumbag, You Maggot, You Cheap ***!?***!?!***'
20 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's just us this week. So much to talk about. Labour factionalism, Tory Cronyism, song censorism, men's mental healthism. We look too at how the f...
63: EP 63 - (Feat. Dominic Frisby) Democracy Hypocrisy
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Don't want to brag but this is a blinding episode. After we catch up on some of the hysterical and hypocritical nonsense coming out of Biden's victory...
62: EP 62 - (Feat. Erich McElroy) President Grandpa Simpson?
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A U.S election special! After our usual catch-up I get into the Presidential elections with brilliant American comic Erich McElroy. We talk about ser...
61: EP 61 - Oh no Jeremy Corbyn
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So much to discuss this week. There's the spectre of more lockdowns, the shock news Magic Grandpa might not have handled anti-semitism well, Sam Smith...
60: EP 60 - (Feat. Mark Nelson) England Vs Scotland
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a dismal week of standards in politics I decide to chat to brilliant Scottish comic Mark Nelson. We looks at where he's been on his journey with...
59: EP 59 - Fears for Tiers
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As the political establishment seems to want the country to hibernate like a bear, we chat about the latest in another manic week. From Boris to Rishi...
58: EP 58 - (Feat. Garry Bushell) Rishi's Mauling / TV turn-off
09 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Despite trying to sabotage my own technology I finally got this episode out. After a mental week in politics it's only right that we have a big catch-...
57: EP 57 - Joe Biden / Granddad Simpson
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This we week we've got the reaction to the reaction to the Presidential debates. Is Biden just an old guy trying to stave off going to the home? We al...
56: EP 56 - Six F****** Months?!?
25 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After our usual catch-up, I speak to brilliant comic Tania Edwards. This was a surprisingly intense but worthwhile chat. Tania is very angry at a lot ...
55: EP 55 - Ex Prime Minister's WhatsApp Group
18 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From the fog of a hangover I can confidently say this is the best sound I've ever produced on the podcast. The chat was ok too. Brexit, Covid & so...
54: EP 54 - The Mis-rule of Six
11 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having been told RW comics would never criticise the Govt, I've got plenty of beef with the Tories over the re-introduction of Lockdown measures. We t...
53: EP 53 - (feat. Andrew Doyle) Evil Right Wing Comedy
04 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After we catch up on some of the more mental reactions to the idea of balance in political comedy, I talk to Andrew Doyle, brilliant comic and creator...
52: EP 52 - Land of Woke & Glory
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So much woke nonsense this week I didn't know where to start. From the Proms to the LGBT express it's been a mad one. We also talk about why Nicola St...
51: EP 51 - Two B's and a U-turn
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I talk fast, but promise I was not on hard drugs (sadly). Somewhere among this I look at the 'Exams fiasco' (which for me started the ...
50: EP 50 - Fiftieth Episode special guest: David Baddiel!
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I made it to 50 Episodes and managed to blag special guest David Baddiel! We chat everything, including: U2, grief, anti-semitism, affairs, Brexit, g...
49: EP 49 - Second Wave
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We have a round up on all things Covid and hysterical. From the people who think it's a choice between pubs and schools to those who want to live thei...
48: EP 48 - Morbidly Obtuse
31 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're reacting to Wiley's anti-Semitic rant and wondering if the far-left and far-right fancy each other. We then look at govt's pussy footi...
47: EP 47 - (Feat. Marcus Brigstocke) Gammon Vs Remoaner
25 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Me and Marcus Brigstocke have had a couple of Twitter skirmishes over the years. So after the most recent one I thought 'why not take it to a podcast'...
46: EP 46 - Face Mask Rebellion
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're looking at face mask coverings and why some people are a bit too comfortable with the government telling them what to do. We also disc...
45: EP 45 - Jonathan Pie (aka Tom Walker)
10 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Been looking forward to this chat for months. We got into identity issues on the Left, the recent cancel culture letter, what it's like to fall out wi...
44: EP 44 - Take responsibility for your own s**t
03 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're talking about headteachers trying to tell parents how to talk about race. We then look at the pond-life who leave litter in parks....a...
43: EP 43 - (Feat. Pierre Novellie) The State of the Left
26 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After we catch up about the increasingly cause based loony Left, I chat to the very funny and very smart Pierre Novellie. He's that rare thing these d...
42: EP 42 - This Episode May Contain Outdated Attitudes
19 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we look at the Marcus Rashford campaign and how the Left increasingly use emotive language to get ideas over the line. We then look at poo...
41: EP 41 - Wokemon Go!
12 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So much to discuss this week. Comedy cancellation, Rowling cancellation, Statue removalation. Quite simply, this was the week when the culture war wen...
40: EP 40 - It's All Kicking Off
05 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After some reflections on the recent race protests I look back at the 2015 General Election and challenge some of the cliched views we now hold. There...
39: EP 39 - Bloke Psychology (Feat. 'Man Whisperer')
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a brief catch-up on the Cummings & Goings (Banter!) I have a chat with top Bloke psychologist Kenny Mammarella-d'cruz (aka 'Man Whisperer')....
38: Mind your language
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
One for the Lefties this week as I start off by climbing into the government a bit for recent incompetence. However, I quickly revert to type and take...
37: Ep 37 - I simply don't understand these simple rules!
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe you shouldn’t record a podcast hungover but I think I said some bad stuff this week. We discuss the last week of Covid politics, including sha...
36: Ep 36 - Stay Alert!
10 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy VE celebrations. We look at the Left showing their tendencies to get way too upset about words. I also try and provide an explanation for why pl...
35: EP 35 - (Feat. Konsantin Kisin) The New Normal
03 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a catch up about why the podcast is late and why I couldn't just sack it off and why many on the Left lose their minds when it comes to Boris, w...
34: EP 34 - English Patriotism & Gotcha Journalists
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I'm fully back on the attack. Against the numpties who always make the same point about St George. Against the journalists who seem to...
33: Ep 33 - Duurrrring the War
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a catch up on all things Covid, we try and stay away from the big C. I talk briefly about the Labour report into the report into the report. The...
32: EP 32 - (Feat. Simon Evans) Heard Immunity
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Delighted to welcome back Simon Evans for this show. After a brief catch-up about the return of the culture war, Simon and myself chat about Emily Mai...
31: EP 31 - (Feat. Stephen Grant) Richard 'Read The Room' Branson
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We have a guest! I managed to bodge together a WhatsApp interview with the brilliant Stephen Grant. After a brief catch-up with us guys, myself and St...
30: EP 30 - Lock Me Down, I've Been Bad
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of jour...
29: EP 29 - Banter From The Bunker
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from t...
28: EP 28 - Going Viral
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I take a keep calm & carry on view on the old Billy Ray Coronavirus. We also look at how the Tory’s Blairite budget pissed on Labour’s parade....
27: EP 27 - Yorkshire Tea Facists!
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The hard left reach peak nuttiness with the trolling of the Yorkshire Tea account. We also discuss what an abject failure the #BeKind week ended up be...
26: EP 26 - Reshuffle Kerfuffle
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So I had the rug pulled by the surprise resignation of the Saj! We also talk about the Oscars and those luvvie luvvies speeches. We get it into why it...
25: EP 25 - (feat. Christopher Snowdon) See EU Later / Nanny State
29 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After a decent catch up on Britain finally leaving the EU, I talk Nanny State with the one & only Christopher Snowdon. We talk vaping, smoking, dr...
24: EP 24 - A Right Royal Catch-Up
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I do what the Queen couldn't and get to grips with Meghan and Harry. There's the comedy goldmine of the Manchester Grooming gang scand...
23: EP 23 - Mystic Geoff (Predictions for 2020)
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having been surprisingly ahead of the curve in 2019 Geoff has let it go to his head and is making some bold predictions about the coming year. He look...
22: EP 22 - Stonking Majority
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Had to get a podcast out in reaction the shock but widely predicted Conservative win. We look at the fallout, and Labour's line-up of likely ladies ve...
20: EP 20 - (feat. Jayde Adams) FeminHISm
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After we have a quick catch up on some of the big recent political debate shows, I talk to the brilliant Jayde Adams. Jayde has a unique working class...
19: EP 19 - Unilateral Coalitions & 'Self-Partnering'
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
I catch up on a spectacularly bad start to election campaigning by all the main parties. From Jacob's Grenfell gaffe to the Lib Dem's painfully bad so...
18: EP 18 - Election Announcement Special
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Possibly my favourite solo episode, simply because there's so much to talk about. I pull out the satirical flame-thrower on all the opposition parties...
17: EP 17 - (feat. Alistair Williams) Comedy Rebellion
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we talk to comedy lone wolf Alistair Williams. Al has a fascinating story to tell about his brush with comedy's thought police. He took i...
16: EP 16 - Politics & Letters
04 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's just us for this one. I use this as a chance to catch up on the huge political goings on since the last episode. We talk prorogation, Labour conf...
15: EP 15 - (feat. Dominic Frisby) Money, Money, MONEY
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After bitching about moving house I have a quick re-cap of the latest hypocrisy coming out of the Remain Alliance. We then get into a fun and fascinat...
14: EP 14 - (feat. Henning Wehn) Anglo German Relations
04 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Henning Wehn rarely does podcasts or interviews, so I was chuffed to get him on my show. We spoke about his early experiences of British comedy audien...
13: EP 13 - (feat. Leo Kearse) A Scottish Tory comedian? WTF?
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded while at the Edinburgh Fringe. I have a chat with the gentle giant, Scottish Conservative comic Leo Kearse. He's nice off stage, but on it he...