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'The rot is real' - Melbourne Storm's dramatic decline | Across the Divide! (28.04.26)
28 Apr 2026
Chapter 1: What is the reality of Melbourne Storm's current performance?
Is Melbourne's storming crisis?
Yep. Yeah, rot's real. Rot's real. I did a comparison yesterday. So this time last year, our four-time Premier Penrith at the end of round eight dropped to last. And I wanted to look at their numbers. The Melbourne numbers read far worse than Penrith this time last year. So if people are saying, oh, well, it happened to Penrith last year. Melbourne will get out of this.
No, Melbourne's in a bigger rut, even though by the ladder they're not last. They've got dragons. Poor old dragons down the bottom haven't won a game. The Melbourne rut is real. The drop in form around a star player like Cameron Munster, Queensland captain, I can't score him even six out of ten this year, Gerard.
Chapter 2: How does Melbourne Storm's form compare to last year's Penrith team?
There is no aura about Melbourne. It's gone. You're used to, in tipping comps, oh, it's Melbourne in Melbourne. If you have any ā oh, it's Melbourne in Melbourne. Tip Melbourne. Well, they just got dusted up by South Sydney, who had never won in Melbourne. There can be no more telling moment that a team that's never won in the city, 0-20, thrash them, thrash them.
Bellamy comes out and says he's now never been more embarrassed. I don't have Melbourne winning this week, Gerard. I think they're going to run into a dolphin side Friday night that is full of points. No, the rot's real. The rot is real. It's all uncharted waters for us. We've never seen a failing Melbourne side in two decades.
So I don't think we know how to comprehend it.
Chapter 3: What impact does Cameron Munster's performance have on the team?
We don't know what to deal with it. We don't know what it means. We don't know what will happen. Yeah. Can I just ask, is there ā so we do know that Sydney hates the storm. I think we've understood that for a long time. Not you personally. I've always exempted you from this, Voss.
Yes, thank you. Yes.
is there a perverse sense of joy being taken in Sydney at Melbourne Strong?
Well, I can probably go to the... It's funny you should say that. I can go to the text line and probably pull out five or six. This is even from the Gold Coast Dragon. He texted in just a few minutes ago.
Chapter 4: Why is there a perception of joy in Sydney over Melbourne's decline?
Vossie, us Dragons fans are feeling really sorry for the storm, mate. You know, like I was talking about the Melbourne situation. Look, I don't know whether it's tall poppy syndrome. I think there's probably a bit more good nature in it than that, than anything cruel, but... I think people are saying, yeah, it's their turn and sort of an old-fashioned suck eggs sort of thing.
But I want ā look, I want all the ā Melbourne have been so good to watch. They're now a very tough watch and they've become unreliable. I think that's the thing that would be eating Craig Bellamy away, unreliability. That is something we have not associated with a storm. It's one thing to be inconsistent, but they're unreliable. They're not just inconsistent week to week.
They're inconsistent within 40 minutes, Gerard. Like, you know, they can go through a five-minute good period, 15-minute bad. Game gets away from them. Now, I think the rot's real.
Chapter 5: What challenges does Melbourne face with the upcoming State of Origin?
Can they get out of it? I don't think they could make top four. I just think... They might be done and dusted in a month, Gerard. That's how bad it is at the moment.
And then how do they navigate that when they simply don't know this Craig Bellamy doesn't coach teams to this sort of position? There's such a gulf of the unknown about this.
And we have State of Origin just around the corner. You'll have to navigate that period either without Cameron Munster, Harry Grant, albeit their form iffy, or they're having to back up from Origin. And previous years, Craig Bellamy has rested players after Origin. They won't have that luxury this year. Melbourne are potentially in a month in must-win situation.
I don't think you can rest players on the back of Origin. So some really tough times.