What's The Quack?
Episodes
Film Me In You Pair Of Knobs - w/The Boys
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ducky, PJ & Dara take a look at the top grossing movies of 2025, Actors who passed away in 2025 and the boys go head to head in a 90s movie game y...
Death The Halls
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Christmas lads and ladies. I hope you lot are all well behaved and only having slightly too much booze, crisps and mandatory brussels sprouts. ...
We'll Never Speak Again! with Dara & PJ
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Me, PJ & Magic Skeptic (aka Dara) have a threeway, and by that I mean another one of our group chats. But this time we hit record.Â
Politics, Pizza & Poland
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about what happened to Garron Noone, the state of Twitch tags and my trip to Warsaw. I hope you didn't miss me too much 😘
Overthinking Hawk Tuah! & I'm now actually BATMAN!!!
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I've been having dealing with a few creatures of the night! Over Analyzing a bit of that Hawk Tuah! Being angry at inanimate objects and animat...
Greedy Solar Ducks With Dementia
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Talking to myself about the aurora, My dogs new diagnosis, Greedy business practices and a very cute little wild duck!
Welcome Back Connie
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The old ball and chain joins me once again for a long overdue podcast where we talk Lego, Doctors, Poland, School and much more.Â
I'm Too Hot For YouTube & Too Fat For The Track
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Talking about the issue I had with my video "A One Night Stained"and catching up on what I've been up to in the last few months includi...
I'll Jack Your Russell!
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I'm joined by friend and Just The Tipp creator PJ in an hour long sesh of top notch late night bants!Talking Points-Amsterdam-Jack Russells-The T...
Drifting & Disneyland
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Took a trip to Mondello to see round 1 of Drift Masters European Championship. And went to Paris so Connie could live out her wish of celebrating her...
Ballectomies And Gremlins
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Connie's big day out in the hospital. Max's surgery to remove his balls (again) and being a top shelf funcle!
Blood On My Hands & A Painium In My Ukrainium
04 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lets talk about my dog walk that went sideways, Scam and company cold calls, Irish people reacting to Ukrainian refugees and why I love bad customer...
Ducky Rides Again
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back after a few months of not doing much at all. The ever seductive duck catches up with the lovely listeners of WTQ to remind them he isn't dea...
Bromantic Nights
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A night out for PJ's birthday, Revitalizing my love for JDM cars with a Mondello Park track day and telling women what they need to hear.
The Diddy Allure & Hangover Cure
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Streamer discovers huge breakthrough in viewershipCompany discovers huge breakthrough in hangoversAnd I photographed a cloud that looks like a willy
Who's Your Daddy?
19 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daddies, Danglers and Ditching cigarettes'Fun for all the family!Â
Women, Amiright?
11 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm giving out about women, drugs, shootings and therapy. So all the important bases covered...
Lose Weight & Gain Subs!
28 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna look totes F-able AF? Wanna start a YouTube channel but need advice?Then come on in because I've got it ALL! (I don't, I just have tho...
Heard Mentality, Movies & Many Many Questions
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My brand new willy straw, The Johnny Depp trial, The latest on tv, White dog update and answering approximately 4,500 questions!
Wild Dogs Unleashed 2 – Wrath of The Disliking Karen
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A new place with new problems, addressing comments from my vaccine video and talking about the Jimmy Carr outrage.Â
Furry Doctors From Space!
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You like calculated rants on furries? Funny stories about medical checkups? Gushing over the universe? Then come on in, You might make some friends al...
The Unnatural Adventures Of Baggings And Wonk
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sgt Ducky and Magic Skeptic (Dara) Sit down once again and talk about Google's top self word definitions, the wonderful world of wonk and share s...
Volcanos, Facebook & Too Much Caffeine!!
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In a bit of a giddy mood I catch up with the goings on in the world from volcanos to Facebook and sprinkle in some rants about other things while I&ap...
What's Your Problem?
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to people's issues and dishing out some advice to try help ease the madness of life!Along with some channel updates. Â
Melancholy Days & Blazing Trails
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After waking up to an overwhelming feeling of melancholy a couple weeks ago I decided to try snap myself out of it by taking time out of my busy "...
Girls Rejected, Ego Effected & Tales Recollected - With PJ
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another lad chat with the man himself PJ where in we talk about a wide range of things from times we rejected women, Men's low self-esteem and eg...
The Worst Man Code Rules
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I take a look at the many online Man Code rules and talk about the rules that I don't agree with while sharing my usual anecdotes, I also talk ab...
Talented People Annoy Me
17 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ducky is back to rant about work, Complain about talented people and talk about himself in the third person in his podcast description.Â
Saucy Cops & YouTuber Problems
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A more cheerful Ducky today talks about the time he bonked the law and some downsides to being a YouTuber. Â
Rise & Fall Of My Discord Server
13 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I sit down Garking today who is the former Admin of my now deleted Discord server and chat about the good, the bad and the ugly side of running a larg...
Where I've Been
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a bit of a wobblily start to the year I'm back at it again to explain myself and get the ball rolling once again. Â
Living With ME! - W/The Missus
02 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Connie joins me today for a cheeky chin wag talking about all my flaws, shortcomings and all around ugliness and I slag women and tell risky jokes. S...
Gods, Jokes & Instagram Booty - w/Magic Dara
05 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A more fun. relaxed chat that took place with my the very giggly Magic Dara. We talk everything from religion and beliefs, To self image and herbal r...
Magic & Giggles - with Magic Dara
29 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We sit down with a very giggly magician today and talk all things magic.From getting girls with sleight of hand, to his very own embarrassing TV blund...
Cancel Culture & Lockdown Blues
25 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cover a lot today from cancel culture to Facebook scientists and the struggles to creativity from spending way too much time inside. I actually quite...
Boy Racers & Women Chasers w/PJ
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Myself and PJ sit down once again to reminisce on the days we were in the modified car scene and talk about the fun and trouble we got ourselves into,...
All By Myself
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
More of an intimate episode for you lovely folks today as it's just me and you for a show full of questions about me and the channel and a little...
That YouTuber Life - Cynical Reviews
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cynical Reviews (CJ) joins me in a chat about what it's like being a YouTuber, It's ups, It's downs and it's everything in between...
Talking Absolute Effluent With White Corey
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joining Ducky today in another man talk chin wag of hilarious stories is an old friend and YouTube live streamer Corey from youtube.com/youranmoronIt&...
Drunk Tales and Females With PJ
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Me and PJ reminisce about some funny nights out, Understanding women and what it is to be a man. Â
Getting Hot And Bothered With Connie
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having a nice, long and somewhat inappropriate chat with the missus.Â