Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Here Lies Harriet Kemsley

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy cows, A lemon-y Lou Sanders & Moscow Mules. HELP!!!!! Last One Laughing's Harriet Kemsley confronts her fears of the great beyond. Want th...

Help I Sexted My Boss boys's Jordan North and William Hanson play Death Dates

13 Mar 2026

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HERE YE, HERE YE!! We've got the Sexted duo to play a game of Dead or Alive with Mel. Play along at home and let us kniow how you got on. Want the ...

Here Lies Help I Sexted My Boss's Jordan North and William Hanson

10 Mar 2026

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Eating on the toilet, it's not the Brit Awards and Jordan's finally had enough... The Help I Sexted My Boss boys have arrived in podcast after life...

FREE BONUS EPISODE - Team Jacob or Team Edward? With Mark Kermode

06 Mar 2026

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Team Jacob or Team Edward? With Mark Kermode More MORE MORE! How d'ya like it, how d'ya like it. Well we LOVE giving you more dead funny content. ...

Here Lies Mark Kermode

03 Mar 2026

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The Exorcist, Timothee Chalamet & the three rules of life. Tomorrow's another day... Film Critic & 1/2 of Kermode & Mayo's Take - Mark Kermode c...

Here Lies Vittorio Angelone

24 Feb 2026

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Borrowed compost, a fake nut allergy & an unhinged pallbearer collective. Can we circle back and do this in Q3? Irish comedian, actor and writer...

Death Dates with Joel Dommett!

20 Feb 2026

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The Masked Singer's Joel Dommett joins Mel right here on Death Dates. Aim of the game? Guess the year and tell us if in that year the celebrity was...

Here Lies Joel Dommett

17 Feb 2026

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A beheaded salute, HMRC hate & pud-pudz The Masked Singer host and 1/2 of The Business Men Podcast - Joel Dommett graces the Pearly Gates this week...

Here Lies Danny Beard

10 Feb 2026

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Breaking necks, backs, pu**ies and cracks, plus a tenderstem brocolli style steamy confession... the time has come to mourn Drag Race WINNER, Danny...

Here Lies Charity Shop Sue

03 Feb 2026

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Beyonce, BuzzBallz and Bullwell Market. Britain's answer to Mother Theresa/Oprah Winfrey/Angelina Jolie aka CHARITY SHOP SUE, has passed on (to a b...

Here Lies Sindhu Vee

27 Jan 2026

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Silence, swank(y) and a surplus of cigarettes. Indian-born British comedian and actress Sindhu Vee steps into the Pearly Gates this week! Want t...

Here Lies Lucia Keskin

20 Jan 2026

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Young old age, Kylie Minogue and rotting inside... YouTuber and creator and star of Things You Should Have Done dishes the dirt on her dream death...

Here Lies Nick Knowles

13 Jan 2026

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Pimp rowing, floor-length fur coats and no kneecap. TV host, writer and musician Nick Knowles steps through the pearly gates to settle his long-tim...

Here Lies Maisie Adam

06 Jan 2026

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Girthy burritos, retail S.U.R.F.I.N.G and being a tight cow. Stand-up comedian & podcaster Maisie Adam spills the (refried) beans about her interga...

Death Dates: A play along at home game

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Getting bored of eachothers company over this festive period? Well then, this is the game you've been looking for! It's simple. You're given three ...

Mel's Funniest Bits of 2025!

23 Dec 2025

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Happy Christmas Eve EVE, Deathlings What a gloriously jam-packed and star-studded year it’s been up here at the Pearly Gates. So consider this...

Here Lies Dara O'Briain

16 Dec 2025

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A springing Denise, an estate agent and a bit of Babylonian... Mock The Week host and legendary Irish comic Dara O'Briain tells us all about his fi...

Here Lies Rhys James

09 Dec 2025

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A killer sausage, Melinda Messenger & the Heimlich maneuver in front of a mirror... Britain's 'Gen-Z' comedy SUPERSTAR Rhys James' pops in to pop h...

Here Lies Peter Serafinowicz

02 Dec 2025

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Terry Wogan, Stephen Fry, Darth Vader, a cub and a lion. From Darth Maul to Brian Butterfield, he's the man with many many voices and we hear just...

FREE EPISODE: Grandad is in the Commercial Bin with Joe Thomas

28 Nov 2025

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Alright death gang? Christmas has come a touch early this year because we're giving you the gift of all podcasting gifts... A FREE Six Feet Under epis...

Here Lies Joe Thomas

25 Nov 2025

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Salted butter made from tears, 1 massive jerk off, and a potential Inbetweeners reboot... Actor, podcaster & 1/4 of the ICONIC Inbetweeners cast - ...

Play along with Josh Groban

21 Nov 2025

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Singing SENSATION Josh Groban joins Mel and Goddess Charlie in the second instalment of this brand new game. Goddess Charlie gives them both some ...

Here Lies Josh Groban

18 Nov 2025

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Suspicious birds, posthumous tats and oh so many beans... Singing SENSATION Josh Groban joins Mel in the after life and it is nothing but laughter ...

Here Lies Kunal Nayyar aka Raj from The Big Bang Theory

11 Nov 2025

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Keeping the gold, a 'pleasurable' death and not a jazzy naan in sight. Hear all about the dream demise from the man who brought you Raj from Big B...

Here Lies Kyla Cobbler

04 Nov 2025

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Bloated, bald and playing bongos on her bum. Irish comedian and Instagram SENSATION Kyla Cobbler joins Mel in the afterlife. Want the episodes...

FREE EPISODE: Goodbye Alex Lowe... HELLO Clinton Baptiste!!

31 Oct 2025

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Happy Halloween, deathlings! To celebrate the most frightful day of the year, we’re digging up a FREE episode of Six Feet Under - yours to enjoy fr...

Here Lies Alex Lowe

28 Oct 2025

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Eternal snoring, a big fat doobie & Barry from Watford's damning eulogy... Believe in yourself!!! Stepping through the Pearly Gates this week is...

Here Lies Gyles Brandreth

21 Oct 2025

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Cold cans of baked beans, 1000 knitted jumpers and a lil bit of Naked Attraction... Joining Mel from beyond the veil is broadcaster and the guy who...

BRAND NEW - Death Dates with Kyla Cobbler

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Irish stand up comedian and Insta SENSATION Kyla Cobbler joins Mel in this brand new show we're testing out. Goddess Charlie gives them both a dat...

Here Lies Simon Day

14 Oct 2025

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From the Fast Show to his final day... Songs with life, passages of nothing-ness and Paul Whitehouse. Want the episodes ad free AND extra conten...

Here Lies Mathew Baynton

07 Oct 2025

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All up in his mentions and a pyke up the jacksy, it's only Matt 'Mainly Plant Based' Baynton! Hear all about the fictional funeral of the actor who...

Here Lies Rick Edwards

30 Sep 2025

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A funereal luge, a Tim Key AND I suppose a Rachel burden eulogy and a bit of ceviche on the beach thank you. This weeks guest it BBC 5 Live's th...

Here Lies Clare Balding

23 Sep 2025

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Brain dissections, knee slides & Gyles Brandreth moves in on her partner... Meeting her fate this week is self confessed sports and animals nut, Cl...

Here Lies Stevie Martin

16 Sep 2025

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Litter picking, not talking to people and are all chicken's women?! It's a mysterious end for this week's guest, stand up comedian, Stevie Martin. ...

Here Lies Rob Rinder

09 Sep 2025

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Harry Styles in the gym, a lucky hairbrush, and Calippos ruined forever! Gracing the Pearly Gates this week is the BAFTA winning presenter and Brit...

Here Lies Stephen Mangan

02 Sep 2025

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Extravagent curtain calls, a Cannon, and a stand up last meal (literally) for this actor, comedian, presenter, writer, and long time pal of Mel's. ...

Here Lies Angela Scanlon

26 Aug 2025

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Dodgy confessions, warm 7up and plenty of potatoes for this Irish treasure, TV presenter and broadcaster. Want the episodes ad free AND extra conte...