Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Episodes
S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two
17 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway.Will...
S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disas...
S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review
02 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detectiv...
S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three
20 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho...
S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.Is...
S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Contai...
S3 E23 Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A bachelor party at a beach house in Florida takes a sinister turn when someone leaves behind more than just memories. At 4.30am the groom-to-be enter...
S3 E22 Boob Bandit - Part Three
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: fr...
S3 E21 Boob Bandit - Part Two
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning. One thing is clear....
S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival.Starving and desperate, one of them sho...
S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It all ends today*. It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian ...
S3 E18 Doggy Bag - Part Four
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spr...
S3 E17 Doggy Bag - Part Three
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The long awaited investigation returns in our attempt to finally find Justice for João.At the end of Doggy Bag Part 2, we put out a call to listeners...
S3 E16 Phantom Cleaner - Part Two
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Contact is finally made with the sole witness to this crime - a small leopard gecko who goes by the name Persephone. And against all odds, she leads u...
S3 E15 Phantom Cleaner - Part One
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What kind of criminal breaks into your home… and cleans it?When a man from Massachusetts leaves the house with his son, he returns to a scene of dom...
S3 E14 Pleasurable Percentages - BONUS
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How good are we at solving crimes… statistically speaking?After several months of operating the Unqualified Detective Agency, we finally attempt to ...
S3 E13 Santa Snatcher
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On 14th December 2019, a child-sized decorative Santa vanished from The Strawberry Hall pub in Dublin.But this wasn’t your average festive felony.Wi...
S3 E12 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Four
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the tense finale of Rural Rectal Rampage, we finally meet the shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the entire scandal.What begins as a simple ...
S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A prime suspect suddenly blocks Karen from all form of communication, disappearing without a trace. Meanwhile, a reckless pyramid scheme involving tee...
S3 E10 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Two
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The investigation reaches new levels of desperation. We find ourselves loitering outside a school, attempting to brief two teenagers on an underc...
S3 E9 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part One
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The quiet streets of Chipping Norton are no longer at peace. A phantom prankster - or perhaps an organised ring of pranksters - is targeting local sto...
S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open.Confusion mounts, new le...
S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable.What begins as a bizarre mistake spirals into a roll...
S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene...
S3 E5 Human v. Bear - Part Two
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. Will the bears 'zips' be the defen...
S3 E4 Human v. Bear - Part One
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a blo...
S3 E3 Fecal Fugitive - BONUS
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grac...
S3 E2 Fecal Fugitive - Part Two
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads t...
S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detect...
Season 3 Trailer - When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE’RE BACK! This season, ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the ‘Detective’, Karen Whitehouse, return to take on a fresh batch of rid...
S2 BONUS EPISODE - ‘Hawaiian shirt fashion show’
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this special bonus episode, the team reveal their biggest failure of Season 2.How did they end up in the middle of nowhere in Sweden, with Karen di...
S1 BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding'
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you've always wondered what would happen if we joined forces with the lovely ladies behind 'Drunk Women Solving Crime' in front of a live audience,...
S2 E11 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Logistics of the peep hole”
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the dramatic finale of The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case, Detective Lauren Kilby and her assistants finally get answers and resolution to the case. Wh...
S2 E10 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Butterfly effect’
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Perpetrator meets victim. And the future of friendships hang in the balance.Motives are unearthed and explained, and a shocking new revelation brings ...
S2 E9 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Thank you and sorry”
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The forensic results from the grey hair are IN and the team finally uncover who the hair belongs to. Will this lead them to the perpetrator?With 2 day...
S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket'
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The team drive straight over to best friend Vanja’s house to find out what information she’s been hiding from Kristina for 12 years. And the answe...
S2 E7 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Scratchy scratch’
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The clock is ticking. The detectives only have four days left in Sweden to crack this case.Cousin Per and Cousin Klas have contradicting stories and i...
S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The moment the team have been frantically preparing for has finally arrived - it’s time to go undercover at the elk slaughterhouse. Will ‘Uncle Mi...
S2 E5 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Daddy Issues’
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s T minus seven hours until the undercover operation commences. In this episode, the 'detectives' and Professor Mike Berry nervously make their f...
S2 E4 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Eye candy’
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The team arrive in Sweden and the pressure is on to crack the case before they leave in 10 days’ time. They launch head first into their first big i...
S2 E3 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Casual tie’
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The trio come up with a genius but high risk idea that will put them in a very uncomfortable and potentially dangerous situation. Will it be worth it?...
S2 E2 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Meatballs at IKEA’
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the team officially kick off the investigation and introduce Black Lake - the remote hamlet in Sweden where the crime took place. Ini...
S2 E1 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Worn but washed’
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this very first episode of 'The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case' we delve into the details of a crime that took place in a remote village in Sweden over...
Season 2 Trailer - The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The trio behind hit podcast “Who Shat On the Floor At My Wedding?” are back! This season the three unqualified detectives take on a brand new myst...
S1 E13 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Finale'
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The team pull out all the stops to find out what really happened on the night of 11th August 2018.Can a real lie detector test, a code breaker and a p...
S1 E12 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Let's get ready to fumble'
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A former boss with a chip on her shoulder.... a bridesmaid who left town immediately after the wedding.... a heavily pregnant woman overwhelmed with h...
S1 E11 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Bad cop'
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling like she was too lenient on Henk in Episode 6, Detective Lauren Kilby decides it’s time for BAD COP to come out. The man who was in the ladi...
S1 E10 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Size of a small fist'
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A brand new witness comes forward with some alarming new information. In light of this new worrying lead, the team seeks the expertise of someone with...
S1 E9 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'On his knees'
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling the wool was pulled over her eyes in the previous episode, Detective Lauren Kilby turns on Karen - the very bride who brought her on to invest...
S1 E8 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Entertainer'
15 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The team unearth an important piece of evidence which brings a new sinister suspect to light. Forensic scientist Jo Millington comes on board to offer...
S1 E7 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'File number 8653'
08 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The team send a survey around to all guests, the results of which are alarming. Fingers are pointed at new suspects, the mother of the bride is interr...
S1 E6 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'
01 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The team finally interrogate Henk - the MAN who was reported to have spent 4 hours in the LADIES bathroom during the wedding and who was found at the ...
S1 E5 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Comedy joke shop turd'
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The team grill another key witness in their interrogation chambers, and grow increasingly uneasy as they discover that this week’s witness statement...
S1 E4 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Solid as a rock'
18 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides...
S1 E3 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who atten...
S1 E2 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Three nuggets'
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. Th...
S1 E1 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'A crime was committed'
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘...
Season 1 Trailer - Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?
30 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family?...