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Episodes
Cast 648: Delusional Peanut Butter Jelly
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
From deep in the bowels of his hideout in the woods Sean reachs out and pulls down a file. He edits the talky goodness and sends the file direct to yo...
Cast 647: Being a Richard
08 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
To be a Richard or Not to be that is the question have about Beef's stew.
Cast 646: Selling Balls and Chopping D
01 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You know how it is when things get hot and heavy behind the zipper. Okay, perhaps you don't but Beef leads the WA crue to find out. He'll bet his cata...
Cast 645: The Crotch of Distance
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
There are times when true life is stranger than fiction. Enter into a world of just such an occurance with the life of Olympic ski jumping and their e...
Cast 644: Side by Side
15 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Today Beef and Rita go it alone on the show and carry the freak flag forward! We love them because that is just how they do it!
Cast 643: Swing Both Ways
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Praise be to the lords of the podcast, Abby is back home on the mic this week and joins us for a show! What is it about? Well I think there is some li...
Cast 642: The Perfect Chest
01 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tis better to have seen b00bs and lost than never to have seen them at all. This is true in the bards time just as its true today. Be excellent to eac...
Cast 641: A list to Remember
25 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
All I can tell you about the cast this week is - They're gonna rip it off. Takin' their time right behind my back and I'm talkin' to myself at night b...
Cast 640: Guest Listener Matt
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wonder if marketing was always the same throughout time? Like take it back a step, 'Do your dinner parties end in random stabbings with all those...
Cast 639: Rita in Plastic
11 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young,...
Cast 638: Dollars to D1cknu7s
04 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its p...
Cast 637: I Have No Idea
27 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So lets talk a little turkey for Xmas/New Years here. Did I edit this cast, the answer is yes. It is here and I did make the file. Did I listen to any...
Cast 636: Legos and Xmas
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey its holiday time and we have a cast for you. Because we are cool like that. You know Beef loves you but Jake, maybe not. Rita is just a glowing ba...
Cast 635: Ninjas and Getting It
13 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do we know whats going on? We do not. Do we want to know? We do not. We just do like we do and hope Rita can pull us back from the fire.
Cast 634: You're Welcome
07 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thanksgiving is upon us. Okay thanksgiving is more than upon us, its behind us. So as we peer into the rearview and look into the eyes of the casts fa...
Cast 633: Boomerangs and Nurses
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever wondered what happens inside our brain when we read news on the cast and start to drift? Then wonder no more my friends for your answer ...
Cast 632: The Cast Time Forgot
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel i...
Cast 631: Viagra and Mac and Cheese
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I bet you think this is a normal day and a normal cast. I'll bet you think your life can't be changed by a single cast in one fateful hour. Well, in t...
Cast 630: Hamstering
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction f...
Cast 629: A Full House
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is that the dulcet tones of a frenchman we 'ere? Why Yes it is! Our longtime friend of the show Wing stops by along with Abby in what shall hencefoth ...
Cast 628: My Left Nut
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Doth mother know you wearth her drapes? Does father knowith where my nut has sallied forth? Is this our best work - Jake has questions. Is it a show -...
Cast 627: Mall Rats
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do Mall Rats and rubbing the bean have in common? Only Jake and Beef can connect those dots in this weeks thrilling episode of WA! Yes join us fo...
Cast 626: Banksey and Ryan Gosling
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey kids do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Just kidding but there is talk of a thing t...
Cast 625: Chilli Powder and Swimmers
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Look I'm not saying the gang talked about Beefs swimmers and how they work but that may in fact have happened. Okay it 100 percent happened and we urg...
Cast 624: Inmates Running The Nuthouse
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jake's audio is a bit hollow and Rita is running the show this week. Yep, we've got no idea where this is going to go but hey we love to see it!
Cast 623: Rita's House of Feet
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever...
Cast 622: D1ld0 Chucker
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Look we know who it was and you know who it was but 'someone' has been throwing adult toys out on the court during WNBA games. Now we aren't naming na...
Cast 621: All The Love We Leave Behind
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know its funny we didn't know we were on a timer until jake wasn't there to run things on the call. THen it got serious.
Cast 620: What is Legal in Chicago
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chicago seems to be an interesting place right now. They are banned public sex acts however they are super loose on what all that entails. Somehow we ...
Cast 619: Sex Makes Us Feel Better
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From the 'duh files' comes the study that says sex makes us feel better and less depressed. We can't think a larger waste of peoples time and money th...
Cast 618: Sean is Out and Beef Is Running The Show
20 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Sean is out for the week? Thats easy, Beef runs the show and does amazing like always. Join us this time out for Beef, Rita, and Jak...
Cast 617: Off To The Races
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the sligh...
Cast 616: Save Ferris
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are learning things on the cast today. Jake would not save Ferris, Sean still thinks Mia Sara is hot and Beef has a deep voice. Okay, thought you k...
Cast 615: Brawndo, Its What Podcasts Crave
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they alw...
Cast 614: Listener Letters Sort Of
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and s...
Cast 613: You Never Know What We'll Do
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perf...
Cast 612: Preggers Fetish
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promis...
Cast 611: Rub It, Bop It, Pull It
24 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who ...
Cast 610: His Dad Is His Uncle
17 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its...
Cast 609: Sean's Favorite Topic
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and...
Cast 608: Iceland Baby
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of cand...
Cast 607: The News We Leave Behind
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. ...
Cast 605: Sean is Out and We Are Killing It
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll tha...
Cast 604: What We Meant To Do
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real s...
Cast 603: Giant Women
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let...
Cast 602: Queen Mab and the Matchmakers
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever stumbled upon waffles in the wild? Perhaps pancakes are your thing? Either way, we recommend eating them with someone spicy. Please join...
Cast 601: Tuesday is the Best Day
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We cover super timely news, Rita tells us how to keep beef under control and Sean goes to a strip club. We've pretty much got it all this cast.
Cast 600: We Still Be doing it
02 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to cast 600. Thats right my friends we have been doing this cast so many times the odometer kicked over with some zeros behind it again. We lo...
Cast 599: 1000 Men at a Time
23 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the show this week and as always we thank you for being here! This week We take a look at Bonnie Blue and her challenge to sleep with over ...
Cast 598: Todd from Yanks.com
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are so excited to have Todd from Yanks.com on the show this week! We were very excited to hear what was going on over at Yanks as its Amatuer girls...
Cast 597: Guest Brad Guigar
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week as we welcome back Brad Guigar to the show! It's been a bit since we had Brad with us but as always he was fantastic to talk to and ...
Cast 596: We are the Guest This Week
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is there a guest this week? Strangely no, there is not but that's only because we had a doubleheader with the Bonus cast and had to record and have Se...
Cast 595: Guest Gal Mariya
26 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are tickled to death to talk to our guest Gal Mariya this week. She is thoughtful and unbelievably well-spoken so basically, the opposite of your b...
Cast 594: Guest Piper Press
19 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't know what to expect when guest Piper Press joined the cast today. What we got was a perfect time. Piper turns out to be a mommy with the sex...
Cast 593: Guest Nicole Aria
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the show we feature the lovely and talented guest Nicole Aria who has skills we can't believe - also she loves dogs which means we love h...
Cast 592: Crazy is Not Enough
05 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What does it take to get Sean's attention? As it turns out that's pretty simple just be a bit shattered in the brain and he's in. However we do cover ...
Cast 591: Our last Cast of 2024
29 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we gather in this special time of year we remember that Diddy is going to jail and there are 4 quarts to a gallon. Also Porn Hub is going to be les...
Cast 590: Its Almost Christmas and We're back!
22 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We gather today to Push out some content and be merry. Although it has nothing to do with the holiday season we are still merry and back in action doi...
Cast 588: High Heels
01 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are all back for the cast this time out and are eager to get into a few topics. We cover a little about a lot: wound care, North Korean porn (again...
Cast 587: North Koreans Love Pr0n
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jake and Sean press on this week as they have no other restrictions on them and no Beef telling them to wrap it up. What we did learn is that folks wi...
Cast 586: French Maids and Plunder
17 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So we are a victim of scheduling this week so several things happened at once. Sean was out because of work scheduling and Beef and Jake rose the occa...
Cast 585: The Meetup
10 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have a full cast plus guest SP this week to describe what we got up to during the meetup in Indy a few weeks ago.
Cast 584: We Tackle The Hard Stuff
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are actually on location in Indy this week if everything goes well so we recorded this cast ahead of time. We only do it because we love you, well,...
Cast 583: Bandicoot
20 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Come children and hear how the bandicoot crashes. We also tackle little men in canoes and plastic surgery. We almost could be accused of staying on to...
Cast 582: Listener Letters
13 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have Beef and Rita back this week from their world tour and get right down to business doing some listener letters. Okay, so when I say right down ...
Cast 581: Bond Girls
06 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actua...
Cast 580: Diddy Going To Jail
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty ...
Cast 579: Talking to Your Partner About Porn
22 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk...
Cast 578: And So We Wander
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know.
Cast 577: Guest - Haley Spades
07 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us...
Cast 576: We Did A Cast
01 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the oth...
Cast 575: Love From the Future
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode...
Cast 574: Rita Is In Da House
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal a...
Cast 573: Eel-tastic
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So amongst talk of otter girls and Russian bullets we have a man. This man put an eel somewhere he shouldn't have and then plugged up the entrance. Th...
Cast 572: B Suits and Found Mags
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week out we cover a multitude of topics from suits of BDSM infamy to mags that have survived the wilds for decades. Yep, a pretty rounded cast al...
Cast 571: Ponies Revisited
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know its going to be a fun cast when we open up the mailbag and ponies are there again. I mean, it is Jake's favorite after all. It's right up the...
Cast 570: Ramble On
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and ...
WA569 - Reshoot - Vol 1
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almos...
Cast 568: Abby Reads a Story
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome!
Cast 567: Guest - Dahlia Is Dopey
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does...
Cast 566: Learning New Things
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes we forget of the cast that there are folks out there that haven't been along for the same ride as us for the last 12 years. When we find one...
Cast 565: Love Songs and Abby Hates the Celtics
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love son...
Cast 564: Old, Cranky, and Here For It
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be else...
Cast 563: Pony Play
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass a...
Cast 562: Dirty Talk
26 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwa...
Wholesome Addiction 561: Beef is 13
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thats right you guys Beef has been casting for 13 years! We are so proud of him. Our friend Wing was so proud he stopped by the cast to hang out and e...
Wholesome Addiction 560: Listener Letters
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes I don't know what to make of the show or how to describe it. But with Abby lobbing Bull Testicles and hidden stripper poles over the plate i...
Cast 559: To Teach or OF?
27 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it better to be a teacher or an OF model? That is not even a question. Yet it did make the news this week. Of course there isn't much of choice, if...
Cast 558: Stay on Topic!
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week as we attempt to stay on topic. I did say attempt, because if I'm honest that didn't exactly go well. There are topics my friends, a...
Cast 557: Room Service
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Abby is awesome. She heard that the boys were all going to be busy this week so she rallied and put forth a gem of her own creation. Yep, you read cor...
Cast 556: Happy Forking Everybody
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we want to remind you that stabbing your date with a fork is a certified fresh move on a first date. Hey, it worked for Jake. Also, there is a l...
Cast 555: Drones Smack Sex Toys on Signs
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You knew eventually it was going to happen. Drones are used for everything else why not put rainbow sex toys on signs? I mean, perhaps this is what we...
Cast 554: Guest Josie Bombshell (Tonya)
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Its been a while. almost 12 years actually but Tonya from back in the first days of the show comes back to talk with us now. And guess what she's just...
Cast 553: Limp Noodles and More
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Time, time is a funny thing. How do you feel about the past? In my case I say take me away, I don't mind. But you better promise me, I'll be back in ...
Cast 552: Beef Loves Bewbs
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Your ever faithful boys move forward this week with a cast chocked full of excellence and searing political observations. No, I'm just kidding we spen...
Cast 551: Oh No Farah
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She keeps coming back into the spotlight and we keep wishing she wouldn't. Farah has done it yet again and worked her way into our mindscape and, once...
Cast 550: Things About Schlongs
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a many splendored cast this time on the show. We find out that Beef is indeed organized, Sean and Jake delight in finding ways to trigger his cle...
Cast 549: We Muddle Through
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, your stalwart heroes push into the unknown unprepared and without the protein-based-lyrical sustenance that is Beefy goodness. We were sad but Ab...
Cast 548: Listener Letters
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Behold this, for it is a cast. Honestly theres no outtakes on this one because Sean put it together while prepping for a birthday party and trying to ...
Cast 547: Goth Girl Update
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we go into a lot of things however the awaited update of the goth girl from Sean's youth is now upon us.