Why Is Harriet Crying?

S3 Ep66: Bonus 35 - Toffee Trousers (Final Bonus Episode)

22 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 12/01/2022 ON PATREON Harriet's moonlighting as a builder. Sunil isn't allowed to go to the toilet. Who makes a mess by the en...

S3 Ep65: Bonus 34 - Mistletoe and Whine

21 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/12/2021 ON PATREON Our holiday episode is full of festive things like star jumps, baby talk and dragons...

S3 Ep64: Bonus 33 - Hypnobirth

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/12/2021 ON PATREON It's a bonus episode! For you! And only you! Sunil's got ANOTHER idea for a new podcast and you're going...

S3 Ep63: Bonus 32 - Never Been Sicked

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/11/2021 ON PATREON High drama in this week's bonus episode, dear Patrons... We've got gas leaks, we've got vomit-chat, we've...

S3 Ep62: Bonus 31 - Lovely Gift For The Wife

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 09/11/2021 ON PATREON Panties for the men! Aftershave for the women! A bonus episode for the patrons! 'Tis the season of givin...

S3 Ep62: Bonus 30 - Halloweep II

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 26/10/2021 ON PATREON Welcome to our creepy crawly Halloween special! (We hardly mention Halloween at all) Also we discuss the...

S3 Ep61: Bonus 29 - Tweets, Coughs and Laughs

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 12/10/2021 ON PATREON Harriet is ill and can't laugh. If she laughs too much, she'll throw up... Anyway, here's one of the funn...

S3 Ep61: Bonus 28 - Eye Snot

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 28/09/2021 ON PATREON Two words: Production values. Forty-five more words: We're a bit excited about the new studio setup so t...

S3 Ep60: Bonus 27 - New Studio

14 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 14/09/2021 ON PATREON There's a brand new setup and a very justified professional outlook (thanks to the support of our beautiful...

S3 Ep59: Bonus 26 - Cry Maybe

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 31/08/2021 ON PATREON Exciting news alert! We're half way through setting up our new permanent studio space! It has a sofa and...

S3 Ep59: Bonus 25 - Old Nutty Milk

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 17/08/2021 ON PATREON Sunil's got a new addiction and Harriet is desperate to weight-lift with an old mattress. Just another regu...

S3 Ep58: Bonus 24 - Allegedly...

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 03/08/2021 ON PATREON Now you didn't hear this from us, but here's a new bonus episode... allegedly... you can't really prove any...

S3 Ep57: Bonus 23 - The Toucan and the Dolphin

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 20/07/2021 ON PATREON There's a brand new thing we're using to judge each other and ourselves... What's your Primal Zodiac anim...

S3 Ep56: Bonus 21 - Funny Little Patches

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/06/2021 ON PATREON This week, Harriet and Sunil talk about briefcases, portion control and dancing at weddings.

S3 Ep55: Bonus 20 - Small Personality

08 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/06/2021 ON PATREON Dog pee? Not around here, Officer. The only thing this podcast has is pure entertainment and a  BIG PERSON...

S3 Ep54: Bonus 19 - You're Lovely

07 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 25/05/2021  ON PATREON Bobby's on a trip away so sweet boy Sunil is being very kind and caring towards Harriet.

S3 Ep55: Bonus 18 - Before We Go Live...

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 11/05/2021 Recorded on-stage at the Bill Murray before our live show, please enjoy this special bonus episode for you and only yo...

S3 Ep54: Bonus 17 - Living with the Hump: The Keto Success

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 27/04/2021 Harriet vs The Post Office. Who wins? Only one way to find out...

S3 Ep53: Bonus 16 - Palm Reading

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 13/04/2021 NOTE: Much like the Mood Board episode, this is another episode that benefits from the video, so if you're that way in...

S3 Ep52: Bonus 15 - The End of the Pandemic

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 30/03/2021 We've decided to live like the pandemic will actually be over soon, so get ready for the most hopeful, joyful and obli...

S3 Ep51: Bonus 14 - Dizzy Doctor

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 16/03/2021 Harriet's been to the doctor to help with her new disease. Sunil wants a pet, but it'll probably be something cool lik...

S3 Ep50: Bonus 13 - Mystic Eliot

01 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 02/03/2021 We've all decided to learn different kinds of magic stuff. This week, Eliot does a tarot card reading for Harriet an...

S3 Ep49: Bonus 12 - Is It Pancake Day?

30 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 16/02/2021 This is our Pancake Day special!  We think.  It might be our Halloween special if we can find some tarot cards ...

S3 Ep48: Bonus 11 - Sunil's Birthday

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 02/02/2021 Harriet was put under intense pressure to make sure Sunil's 40th was a big success. He demanded we do an episode about...

S3 Ep47: Bonus 10 - Eggs

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 19/01/2021 This episode is saucy and not for kids. We talk about naughty adult things that you can put inside yourself. This ain'...

S3 Ep46: Bonus 09 - Thank You Sorry

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 05/01/2021 Back to business with this bountiful bonus bepisode of the bodcast. A lot is discussed in this one, so try to keep ...

S3 Ep45: Bonus 08 - Island of Ireland

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 15/12/2020 This week's bonus episode is available for any and all Patreon supporters who happen to have access to the internet.

S3 Ep44: Bonus 07 - Ratty Ratty Rat Rat

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 01/12/2020 ON THE PATREON Harriet's got rats. Sunil's got jams. Eliot's got candles.  It's a bonus episode extravaganza!

S3 Ep43: Bonus 06 - Vision Boards

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the nature of the thing, this episode is probably better experienced as a video, so maybe go for that, rather than the audio vers...

S3 Ep42: Bonus 05 - Everyone Won't Die

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 03/11/2020 ON THE PATREON Looks like all that positive thinking paid off - you've won yourself a bonus episode!

S3 Ep41: Bonus 04 - Stamp on a Fish

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 20/10/2020 ON PATREON If you had to imagine a future version of yourself, would they be wearing a shirt? All the big questions ...

S3 Ep40: Bonus 03 - Grumpiness Intervention

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 06/10/2020 ON THE PATREON Harriet's noticed Sunil has been a little bit grumpy recently so the two friends have a very measured a...

S3 Ep39: Bonus 02 - Stink of Roses

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/09/2020 ON THE PATREON Another special bonus for our lovely patrons, this week we discuss Sunil's trip to the beach, Harriet's...

S3 Ep38: Bonus 01 - Stupid Man on Toilet

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/09/2020 ON THE PATREON In our first exclusive for all patrons, Harriet and Sunil discuss charity work, Sunil's greatest joke a...

S3 Ep37: Bonus - Podcastaway (AND BIG NEWS)

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

KABOOM! Well what a busy time we've had. Harriet and Bobby had a baby, Sunil had inspiration for ANOTHER new podcast and a rat saved literally all of...

S3 Ep36: McDobbins (with Joz Norris)

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joz is here which can only mean one thing:  We're going to cry in the dark. Or maybe set up our own McDonalds knock-off. Joz has got a website ...

S3 Ep35: Oswald Cobblepot (with Sean McLoughlin)

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sean returns to talk haircuts, moles and that dastardly fiend of Gotham known as The Penguin. Sean's going on tour so you can see him live in perso...

S3 Ep34: Sofa So Good (with Bobby Mair)

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby's bringing some festive spirit in this very shouty holiday episode. Bobby has a new podcast out with Red Richardson!  You can find it here: ...

S3 Ep33: The Tiles Test (with Rob Carter)

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rob Carter joins us to discuss car washes, being thick and slipping into his on-stage persona, Christopher Bliss. Follow Rob on the socials (Twit...

S3 Ep32: Crisps in the Dark (with Yuriko Kotani)

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yuriko joins us to chat about overthinking, potatoes and similarities between the British and Japanese when it comes to showing emotion. Yuriko has ...

S3 Ep31: Two Cats and a Box (with Gary Tro)

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Gary's here to talk pets, gang colours and a particularly depressing children's book. He's got a website!  He's got an Instagram!  What a guy...

S3 Ep30: Emotionally Continent (with Alex Kealy)

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alex gets all aboard the podcast boat to talk about board game fury, emotional control and what to avoid saying to someone if they're crying. Hav...

S3 Ep29: Lottery Numbers (with Andrew Nolan)

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian and filmmaker Andrew Nolan is in this week to talk weddings, lotteries and "very mild" driving accidents... Check out Andrew and his wor...

S3 Ep28: Midsommar 'n' Ice Cream (with Ian Smith)

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ian Smith joins Harriet and Sunil in the new studio to talk cults, wrinkles and sad songs.  Ian is on Twitter and he's got a website too. What a gu...

S3 Ep27: Great Pacific Garbage Patch (with Bobby Mair)

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

And here we are, with big Daddy Bobby himself. This week, it's all about The News. The BIG NEWS we announced last week to Patrons (who pay to know per...

S3 Ep26: Red Wed Redemption (with Red Richardson)

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Red Richardson joins the show to talk about a bad wee he had. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https:...

S3 Ep25: The Podd Couple (with Helen Bauer)

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to check in on everyone now Sunil and Helen are officially flatmates. One of them kills flies... no guesses who... Follow Helen on all the ...

S3 Ep24: Hold the Cow (with Sarah Keyworth)

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah Keyworth joins the fun to chat aggressive dentists, embarrassment and sad music. Follow on Twitter and just keep an eye out because everything ...

S3 Ep23: Car Fool Pain (with Angela Barnes)

15 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Angela is all aboard the tears train to discuss embarrassing driving mistakes and the importance of sad radio stations. Check out Angela's We Are Hi...

S3 Ep22: Don't Blow On The Cake (with Alison Spittle)

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alison joined us (on her birthday!) to talk dangerous hippos, beards and dead Coronation Street characters... Check out her podcast Wheel of Misf...

S3 Ep21: Why Isn't Sunil Crying? (100th Episode!) (with Evelyn Mok)

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 100th episode*! And to celebrate, our special guest Evelyn Mok is here to dig deep into the psyche of Sunil with the help of actual resear...

S3 Ep20: All Dogs Go To Prison

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet's trying to show off to Sunil Patel the dog and Sunil Patel the human is becoming a financial advisor for people who love that computer money ...

S3 Ep19: Live (with Helen Bauer)

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

**As it's a special occasion, the video of this show is still available on our Patreon FOR EVERYONE (not just Patrons!)** Here it is! The live show ...

S3 Ep18: Spread Your Cookies About (with Heidi Regan)

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Heidi joins us to discuss how food and music bring no joy to anyone's life and how nothing has a purpose but that can't be right because this podcast ...

S3 Ep17: Together Again

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back together for the first time all year and it's making us too giddy to write an episode description. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: htt...

S3 Ep16: Is Pathetic an Emotion? (with Jessica Fostekew)

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jessica pops by (with an extra special guest) to talk about the emotional cocktail of childbirth; an Amazon driver calls Sunil "sad" so Harriet decide...

S3 Ep15: Time Killing (with Alasdair Beckett-King)

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who would you murder if you could murder anyone in history, knowing that the timespace continuum would remain intact because the actions you make have...

S3 Ep14: Hackin' Harriet (with Stuart Laws)

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's some laddish pranks and larks going on and it might be too much for you squares to handle. Only the hippest listeners can be a part of this on...

S3 Ep13: Harriet Has A New Disease

25 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Sunil have far too much to discuss to include a guest on this week's episode. Also big babies get a lot of air time. ---- Follow the ...

S3 Ep12: A Long Dog (with Rose Johnson)

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot going on in this one. Too much, in fact. What we need is a leader. Someone to take charge and run this ship right. That person? Rose Jo...

S3 Ep11: Sing like a Fish (with Sean McLoughlin)

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Sunil are here to save the day as Sean McLoughlin arrives to cause havoc and destruction. You can watch Sean's brilliant stand-up specia...

S3 Ep10: Sunil Patel the Dog (with Sunil Patel the Dog)

14 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's a brand new member of the team and not to ruin the surprise, but Sunil Patel loves to run around. Sunil loves to pee on the floor. Sunil loves...

S3 Ep9: New Year's Resolutions (PATREON BONUS)

31 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

As a New Year's treat, we've decided to release this bonus episode! So if you're a non-Patron, please enjoy this thing you would normally pay 75p for...

S3 Ep9: Real Elf (with Bobby Mair)

24 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

All aboard the Christmas sleigh! The whole podcast is a sleigh ride, taking you away from your woes, straight into Harriet's. This one is in Harriet...

S3 Ep8: Beep Beep and Norbert (with Sikisa)

10 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A lot of topics covered on this week's show. We've got superheroes, aliens, secret dancing and a couple of lovely geese... Find Sikisa on Twitter a...

S3 Ep7: Evolutionise (with Bobby Mair)

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby Mair pops by to help Sunil make fun of Harriet. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.in...

S3 Ep6: Falling and Farting (with Richard Todd)

12 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Richard Todd joins Harriet and Sunil to chat about embarrassing trips and hiccupping forever and ever. Follow Richard on Twitter and Instagram.  ...

S3 Ep5: Triple Broccoli (with Jack Barry)

29 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jack Barry is here to talk about ghosts, theme parks and horror films. Follow Jack on Twitter and Instagram  And go to his website for sketches, ...

S3 Ep4: Fell in a Bucket (with Janine Harouni)

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Janine chats to Harriet and Sunil about weddings, Sunil's fashion sense and yelling at men. Also available in video format for all patrons. ---- Fo...

S3 Ep3: Walk the Ducks (with Pierre Novellie)

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Pierre joins the team to talk foxes, feline diseases and cereal addiction... Also available in video format for all patrons. ---- Follow the show h...

S3 Ep2: Who Wants a Sandwich? (with Red Richardson)

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Red joins Harriet and Sunil to chat about fatty livers, catchphrases, and Harriet's ain't done got no stars. Also available in video format for all p...

S3 Ep1: Rat Eggs (with Bobby Mair)

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby joins us at the start of our new venture to discuss driving, Harriet's biggest fear, and Sunil's sticker conundrum. The video version is also av...

S2 Ep40: The last unprofessional episode

23 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're re-launching! Why Is Harriet Crying? is having a big revamp and now we're knocking it out of the park and going pro. If you'd like to support ...

S2 Ep39: Shaved butt hole

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Get your mini-jelly pots at the ready and stop scrolling through Tiktok because Harriet, Sunil and Eliot are ready to talk about Harriet's cat's shave...

S2 Ep38: Abundance

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In our second lockdown special, Harriet starts a pyramid scheme, Sunil ruins some potatoes and Eliot reinvents himself. Bobby drops in to share a deli...

S2 Ep37: Lockdown Lads

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's our first lockdown episode! Harriet, Sunil and Eliot recorded via Zoom, so expect some fun Zoom-based hilarity to hide our real-life terror. --...

S2 Ep36: Please Man (with Ray Badran)

21 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ray Badran joins Harriet and Sunil to discuss their strange first meeting, hotel living and the loneliest cat in the world. The show is also availabl...

S2 Ep35: Gwenny (with Jenny Collier)

05 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet finally gives Sunil his birthday present and he delivers his review of Six: The Musical. Jenny Collier joins us to chat about personal traine...

S2 Ep34: Anthromopolopolise (with Bobby Mair)

20 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet finally has her Sodastream, so Sunil and Eliot give it a test run. Bobby returns to discuss his successes in theoretical driving and adult dia...

S2 Ep33: Milk in the Bin (with Annie McGrath)

06 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Sunil are joined by Iola (or maybe Isla) the cat before the team are joined by Annie McGrath to discuss her podcast (Secret Artists: https...

S2 Ep32: King Sunil (with Producer Eliot J Fallows)

23 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sunil Patel has taken command of the podcast because it's his birthday and he's power mad. Harriet and Eliot try to discuss their holiday periods, but...

S2 Ep31: New Tears Day! (with Stephen Bailey)

01 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet and Sunil are joined by Stephen Bailey to talk about the election results and fire... This show is also available as a video podca...

S2 Ep30: Ding Dong Merrily On Cry (with The Delightful Sausage)

19 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In this special festive episode, Harriet and Sunil exchange gifts and chat to The Delightful Sausage (Amy Gledhill and Chris Cantrill) about Christmas...

S2 Ep29: The Ram & The Archer (with Jordan Brookes)

12 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jordan Brookes joins Harriet and Sunil to discuss directing Sunil's show, going to Berlin and the value of Astrology. Also Harriet looks for a new fa...

S2 Ep28: Floodgates (with Rosie Jones)

28 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Sunil argue about Sunil's other podcast. Rosie Jones joins the show to discuss her technique for a healthy crying lifestyle. The show is ...

S2 Ep27: Jason Christ Superstar (with Chloe Petts)

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet and Sunil are joined by Dottie the dog to help celebrate Chloe Petts' birthday (which was a month ago) Chloe and Harriet try to co...

S2 Ep26: The Halloweep Special (with Heidi Regan)

31 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Boo. This Halloween, Harriet Kemsley and Sunil Patel are joined by Haunted Heidi Regan to talk ghosts, polterghosts and Iron Men. Heidi's brilliant B...

S2 Ep25: Save Pizza Express! (with Bobby Mair)

16 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet's the head of a new political campaign and she needs your help! Also Sunil is a traitor and Bobby audibly vapes. The show is now available as...

S2 Ep24: The Next Generation (with Sean McLoughlin)

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Kemsley and Sunil Patel are joined by Sean McLoughlin for their first ever filmed version of the podcast. They discuss decorative cats, ships,...

S2 Ep23: Chonky

11 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're back!  Sunil broke the promise, Harriet had soup and a brand new cat diet emerged from a terrible news website. Follow the show on social med...

S2 Ep22: Little Head

19 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Bobby have been sleeping with giraffes, which inspired Sunil to open his own campsite. Also Harriet's been sleeping on the floor. ---- ...

S2 Ep21: Shut Your Whore Mouth (with Helen Bauer)

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we make megafan Helen Bauer's dream come true.

S2 Ep20: Dead Man's Pants...

15 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet learnt a lot about how she urinates in the same week that Sunil sent her bullying text messages. Bobby pops by (to his own house) to tell a st...

S2 Ep19: Snake Man

18 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet's been poorly as the Dickens this week, which doesn't help when men with snakes come zooming down the high street. Sunil finds out his breakfa...

S2 Ep18: Flat Earth

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Sunil discuss the possibility of falling off the Earth and Bobby makes the journey all the way from the other end of the house to be our g...

S2 Ep17: The Dodgy Museum

14 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sunil's been to a museum for dirty men and it inspires Harriet to open her own sloth-based exhibition.  ---- Follow the show here Twitter: http...

S2 Ep16: Quick-Fire Sadness

28 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Always hope your friend is successful (because they might buy you a present). Harriet hosts a series of quick-fire sad stories that may or may not ...

S2 Ep15: Cups and Stools

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sunil's still complaining about his weird leg, but Harriet's too distracted with her various poop charts to listen. The sad story this week is actu...

S2 Ep14: A leg is like a hand

01 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Sunil clash over who is more sick and Bobby drops in to discuss Harriet's strange calming techniques. It's classic fun for some of the ...

S2 Ep13: Mince pies and taxes

05 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this festive edition of the show, Harriet talks us through the similarities between bees and fairies. Meanwhile, Sunil recently fell in love with a...