Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Episodes
Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship d...
Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead)
23 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"The thought of you inside me makes me upset"Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why...
Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)
16 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here."Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her ...
Is It OK to Google Your Dates? (w/ Kara Klenk)
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me"Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could ...
Vagina Talk (w/ Megan Neuringer)
02 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman."Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, tea...
Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"I promise you, you'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy"Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast) joins us to discus...
Ice Cold Kiss (w/ Tony Rodriguez)
19 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pus...
Limp Dick (w/ Pandora Boxx)
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pandora Boxx (RuPaul's Drag Race) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest ...
Nicole's Horny (w/ Mary Sasson)
05 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her...
The Trouble with Threesomes (w/ Jazzmyne Robbins)
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic...
Sex Tapes (w/ Roz Drezfalez)
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn ...
Nicole Plays Matchmaker (w/ Jason Kim)
14 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jason Kim (Love, Girls) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and ...
Booty Call Horror Story (w/ Jameela Jamil)
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) chats about how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder...
Woke Therapy (w/ Fiona Landers)
31 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a deat...
Wes from Nailed It is here!
24 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It, creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they'v...
Why'd You Stop Dating Me? (w/ Nick Snow)
17 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date...
Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire (w/ Ego Nwodim)
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads h...
Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives N...
Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)
27 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay por...
Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)
20 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya...
Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures (w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola)
13 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their...
Racism in Hollywood (w/ Oscar Montoya)
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant ...
Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger)
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Wiger (Doughboys, I Love You America) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk abou...
Why Won't You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart)
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Carl Tart (Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It!, ...
Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The incredible Jon Gabrus (Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how...
Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson)
08 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio, Take My Wife, Lopez) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating peopl...
Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson)
01 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavail...
Getting Paid for Sex (w/ Meatball and Big Dipper)
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed a...
Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 (w/ Eureka O'Hara)
18 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Why Won't You Date Me's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara (RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have s...
The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman)
11 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jake Weisman (Corporate) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he like...
Advice from a Married Couple (w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene)
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Why Won't You Date Me's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) dis...
Lying About Your Age Online (w/ Molly Tarlov)
27 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Molly Tarlov (MTV's Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age ...
Body Positivity (w/ Tess Holliday)
20 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder fa...
Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau)
13 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee...
Nicole's finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner)
06 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With the help from Eliza Skinner (The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive datin...
The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black (UCB Comedy, The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask th...
Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale (w/ Mano Agapion)
23 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Mano Agapion (UCB, Horny for Horror) joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesom...
What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley)
16 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Langan Kingsley (Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man.You can ...
The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)
09 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Warren Burke (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker.You can p...
Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)
02 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week Mike Mitchell (The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and...
Sexting (w/ Jen D'Angelo)
23 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jen D'Angelo (Workaholics, *Loosely Exactly Nicole) is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they've filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sex...
Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan)
16 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Brooks Wheelan (SNL) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot,...
Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky)
09 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that...
Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane)
02 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane (Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesom...
Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
26 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jacob Wysocki (*Loosely Exactly Nicole, UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies".You can play along ...
Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley)
19 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Joanna Bradley (UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating a...
Would You Date a Chucklefucker? (w/ George Kareman)
12 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
George Kareman (UCB Comedy, Long Haired Businessmen) is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nic...
We're Getting Juiced (w/ Alison Rich)
04 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Alison Rich (The Goldbergs, Party Over Here) joins Nicole for a nice juicing. Get ready to listen to some crazy Tinder hookup stories, find out how Ni...
What's Up with Hair Conditioner? (w/ Ben Axelrad)
29 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole's friend Ben Axelrad (UCB Comedy, Definitely Dying Podcast) joins her to talk therapy, horrible dating stories, and why Nicole and Ben stopped ...
The Science Behind Dating Apps (w/ Emily Heller)
21 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Emily Heller (Comedian, Baby Geniuses) joins Nicole to discuss the stats behind dating apps, steamy movies and the most boring man Nicole has ever dat...
Nicole's Pussy Pic That Went Too Far (w/ Sasheer Zamata)
15 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL) joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the t...
Bad Hookups (w/ Dan Lippert)
08 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Dan Lippert (UCB Comedy, Comedy Bang Bang) joins us to talk about Nicole's abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares ...
Tinder Troubles (w/ Will Hines)
01 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On the first episode of Why Won't You Date Me, Will Hines (UCB Comedy, Don't Get Me Started, CollegeHumor) joins Nicole to rate her Tinder game, discu...
Why Won't You Date Me? Here's a Little Tease.
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Why is Nicole so single? She's cute, funny, has a fat ass, and loves giving blow jobs. This podcast is a quest to find the answer. Join Nicole and her...