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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What strange experience did Willy have in his backyard?
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Chapter 3: What hilarious stories are shared about 'ass high nights'?
Play date. Play date. Episode 190. Here's my thing with the two USCs. The Cox and the Trojans. Gotta be like something there, right? Match made in heaven. Cox and Trojans have been going together since like the 70s?
Chapter 4: What unexpected topic arises when discussing 'tiramizoo'?
When did Trojans come out? Trojans have been around since the Romans. When did Trojans come out? It shows when they like invaded Greece or something.
yeah 1916 dude imagine pulling out a magnum trojan in 1916 were people having promiscuous sex back then people have been having whatever whatever you think is the freakiest thing you've done people did it in the year 10 000 bc i've just been i've been struggling with that a lot recently we're like because the oldest people we know are all very like conservative so in my head like Bernie Sanders.
That's a good point. He's just full of shit. It's a good point. But, like, so I figured, like, no one was silly or sexy back then. But I think that's just because we met them when we were old. Like, I think grandparents were still freaky when they were older. Oh, my God. My grandparents were insane in bed. Freaking insane in bed. I'm sure.
Just, I don't, I can't picture a guy putting a condom on in 1915. That doesn't sit right with me. Now picture this. It's like... We gotta be safe, lass. Actually, was 1915... No, there wasn't... The First World War hadn't started.
Chapter 5: What is the controversy surrounding the trash chute?
People were still in pretty good speed. I think it had started, but the U.S. hadn't entered it. When did we... Yeah, it was like 1913. I think we ended in 1919 or something, right? All right, all right. I like that. I like that, I like that. I like that, I like that. All right, can I tell you, I'm having a bad day.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the idea of 'ass tats'?
No. Well, it's getting better, but... Get it off your chest. Start it off really bad. So I've been having this thing where, have I told you guys this, that I've been hearing what I think is like a guy on my patio? Yeah. So last night I wake up in the middle, we got 1245 to what sounds like a guy walking onto my patio and I hear like steps and then it like stops.
And I'm like laying there in bed, like that, like immediately, like wide awake. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ.
Chapter 7: What fictional cold opens for 'The Office' do the hosts create?
I've been sleeping with pepper spray next to me. Oh yeah.
Chapter 8: What unique 'yo mama' jokes do the hosts come up with?
You talked about, cause it's like, I was, so I wake up and then I'm texting Lauren cause she, it's like normal time where she is. And I was like, I've got the pepper spray. She was like, yeah, that, if I saw you pepper spray guy, I think I might get the ick. I was like, all right, all right.
It's almost better to get your ass beat trying to hit him with, like, a baseball bat than it is to win with pepper spray. I know, but I was just, like, kind of tweaking. And, like, I had taken an edible before bed, and so I feel like it was, like, higher than when I had gone to sleep, too. So I was, like, terrified. And, uh...
yeah wait waking up in the middle of the night because usually I fall asleep before the edible kicks in so the only time I feel exactly I wake up to pee and I'm like oh my god yeah yeah exactly it was like that I was like oh my god and like I don't know it's just like tweaking and like
Like, the one time when it happened when Lauren was there, I was, like, more motivated to, like, I got to go up and, like, make sure, like, you're safe. But, like, when I was there alone, I was, like, I kind of want to just wait this out. But then it had been, like, 30 minutes, and I was still hearing, like, movement outside.
So I was, like... Is it just, like... Yeah, and then I started hearing, like, a... He's eating peanut butter. That's what it sounded like. It sounded like a guy chewing gum or something, but it was kind of irregular. In my mind, I was like, maybe it's an animal, but then I started hearing this lip-smacking noise, and I was like, what the fuck? What kind of animal is that?
So I go out there, pepper spray in one hand, flashlight in the other. Wait, do you do it, like, tactically? Yeah, yeah, tactically. Like, with an iPhone flashlight and a, like, girl's pepper spray. Anyway. It's pink. Yeah, no, and I go out there, and of course, I don't see anything.
Gate's unlocked, but, like, sometimes our neighbors leave it unlocked, so I didn't really know whether to read into that. I go into my patio, I look over, I don't see anything, and I'm about to go back, and I'm like, alright, I gotta, for the sake of, like, my own sanity, I gotta check, like, behind the couch. Yeah.
In case, and so I point the flashlight behind the couch, and sure enough, it's the biggest possum I've ever seen. Didn't I say possum like two weeks ago? Well, because I think I said that I've been seeing a possum around the yard, but like... Erno, yeah, you told me you saw something shaped like a possum. We'll get into it. And I saw a possum on Saturday.
Like, I know there's a possum, but like the noise I was hearing, like... It didn't seem like it could be a possum. I was hoping it was a possum. Right. But it was... I don't know. Maybe it's like a really... It was a massive possum. Did he play dead when you... His back was facing me. And so I just saw it's back with this huge tail. I'm like, hi. It's one in the morning. I was like...
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