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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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I didn't Uber Eats it. I Postmates it, actually. Thank you very much. You Postmates a dog jacket? You can Postmates anything. That's what I'm telling you. A lot of people out here, they're on DoorDash. They're on Uber Eats.
you think postmates has more options postmates has postmates knows no bounds uber eats your box into food wait isn't uber eats and postmates the same company but that's why i'm saying why would you ever use uber eats i have postmates for in the event it gets cold out and my dog doesn't have a jacket 25 minutes there's one at our doorstep with uh with a plush toy and a pig ear and a
I believe some sort of hoof. Now, I want to be very clear. That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. The jacket. And so I'm very happy that she has it. Right. There's no functional element to it. I don't know. I don't know. It's like 70s today. It was in the 50s. And my thought was, by the time we're done recording today, it's going to be brisk. I don't want her to get a cold or something.
Imagine if a dog got a cold.
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Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift towards sports fandom?
Is that a thing? I thought dogs are like tough as nails. Aren't they tough as nails? Every time we need Andrew to Google, can dogs get cold? Always tinkering with the birdie cam. He is now, he's licking the camera from behind. He's licking it from behind and he's, oh no. He's taking his socks off. Yeah, I don't know the functional. I will say there's, like, a lot of flap in the back.
Like, if it is working, it's only keeping her front part. Yeah, she seems not to mind it, though. She likes it, right? She seems to love it. She's true. I will say that it has, like, the hand, like, these pockets that are for your hands on the back. You know the guy invented that was, like, he, like, called all his boys over when he was finishing the last stage. So, clearly, functionality.
Or could you imagine you walk in and she's, like, standing upright with her hands in those pockets? That would be fucking awesome. Guys, for context, there's a dog. I know we never introduced our guests. Birdie's here. Birdie's here again. La, la, la, la. A lot of people were wondering in the last episode, was she a real dog? Because I don't think she moved. Is that an AI dog? Is that an AI dog?
Is that an AI? Have you ever seen the catchphrase guy, Andrew? He does ones like, who put that in the butter? I have. I'm just a regular guy. I'm just a regular guy. But yeah, we're enjoying it. She hasn't really taken to either of the meat snacks. I'm kind of trying to... Jackson and John? Wait, I don't get it. Oh, oh, oh. She's like, there are a couple hunks of meat. Oh, oh.
There's nothing to get. No. Nothing to get. She hasn't... So she... Or who? Will and Liam? So that the audience can get it too? Nice. Okay, now we're talking. Yeah. She lives with my sister who's a vegan. Oh, girl. Oh, God. What is... Oh, God. I know. I know. And so I was like, she's missing out on all these...
things because my sister was like she's allergic to chicken don't get her chicken stuff is she just saying that because she's vegan that's what i thought and then these both started feeding her chicken these i actually have been giving her chicken and she's been completely fine she was like it just upsets her tummy uh and i was like that's not you don't know that she's so cute you can't talk to the dog she's really sweet but i got her these things and i think that she might just be a vegan dog because she doesn't like either of these meat snacks she only chews on the plushie toy
And their food is like, Kara says she's a pescatarian. And I was like, she doesn't know. She's a tiny baby dog. She's just that. Right. If you're a tiny baby dog, you're just a tiny baby dog. Yeah, you're not, you don't have dietary preferences. But she does, she has to, in Kara's defense, has only eaten fish since I've gotten her. And she's had options. Maybe she has. Do you get new shoes?
no no i've had these but i you know what they feel they've always felt a little like a little skater boy for me and so i've kind of only worn they they're pretty dirty right no like no on the tops oh i've probably only worn these twice so i don't know what i was doing in them was it for you kicking shit i was at hanana's with sam okay yeah hanana's checks out it's a pretty dirty bar
Yeah, I guess as far as floors go. If there was a floor that could get your shoes dirty in one go. Yeah, I'd be like walking to and from. What, I wore it to an emo concert or something. Yeah, wait, why is there face paint all over my shoes? It's like I only wore them to an emo concert once. Yeah. I just kicked that Kiss fan in the face one time.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the 'Ted weed' incident?
I don't know. Were you saying bigger or smaller? 30? 30? I don't know. I feel like that's kind of a half. One hundredth the size of a giraffe? I think 10. Okay. Tops. All right. I was like, I think 30 is kind of a good jump at a half point. No, 30 is way too big. Okay, can you look up how big is a...
no because wait wait before he googles us are we going i was going like mass yeah yeah yeah how how much is how weight but but yeah maybe that is the best the air like like volume volume yeah yeah that takes all like muscle volume google how many gallons yeah How many gallons is a giraffe? Okay. A giraffe's physical volume estimated as a cylinder for space planning is... 141 meters cubed. Okay.
Can I say human volume? Average human volume? Meters cubed. Wait, wait. Leave this up because we're going to forget it. Yeah. What did I say? 141 meters cubed. So human volume meters cubed. Dude, I might be right on the money. Wait, what? 0.066 meters cubed. So what's 141 divided by 0.066? Wait, that's like a ton. That's like 300. That's what I'm saying. A giraffe is 300 times as big as a human?
There's no way. Well, let's do our way. Look up human next to giraffe. Let's do our way and see if our math, see if we would be able to figure this out without. There's no way. Yeah, it's not true. A giraffe is 2,000 times. Wait, it's .066, not .66? Yeah. Oh, yeah, no fucking... A giraffe is 2,000 times the size of a human. Google human next to giraffe.
I think we... What if it really is 2,000 times as big and we've never seen it next to... I think we're off by... If this... We're definitely off. Look at that first one. Look at that first one. Yeah, I mean... Well, that's a... It's like four. That's like a really big guy and a really small giraffe. You don't know that. I know that's a big guy. I can tell by looking at him.
You can't tell it's a small giraffe, though. You don't know shit about giraffes. I don't either. The hell? You can't. That's a baby giraffe. Giraffe weight? Is that fair? Yeah. Or like, just Google. Maybe we just Google how many times bigger is a giraffe than a human. Yeah, yeah. How did that other math come out so wrong? Okay. 15 to 20 times heavier. 15 to 20 times heavier?
Google giraffe weight. Oh. No way. They're 20 feet tall? That's crazy. They weigh 15... Can you Google giraffe weight? I don't trust this shit. After that data spit out earlier? I know. Yeah, that is insane, though. Okay, 12, yeah. 2,600 pounds. So, like, even the fattest man there... Google fattest man there, heaviest man ever. Yeah, maybe there's a 2,600-pound man. 1,400 pounds.
Okay, so there was a 1,400-pound. So there is a man that was bigger than a giraffe. Go back to the giraffe weight thing. No, a female adult still. No, you're right. Between 1200. Yeah. So a small female giraffe is smaller than the biggest man on Earth. That's a fun fact. I can wrap my head around that. Yeah. That's a good one to put in your back pocket for a rainy day.
Like, if I ever go back to college and there's, like, an icebreaker, like, did you guys ever? Here's a fun fact. Two truths and a lie. Yeah, two truths, true and a lie, and one's just, like, a fact. One lie about yourself, one truth about yourself, and then your other truth is just a thing that's true. About giraffes. Did you guys know?
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Chapter 4: What happens when someone breaks up right before a birthday?
me and my boyfriend just broke up and he called this guy and was like, fuck you. And then like the crowd was like, fuck you. And then he was like, she cheated on me. I don't know any, none of that is why I don't like him. I just don't. Something about it is a purely, this is a, I'm totally aware that there's no basis for this. She's not, not rocking with him.
Alex Warren also feel that I kind of hate his music. I do hate his music. I feel like there's one I like, but I think there's ordinary. Yeah. So that's like, I like that in the same way I liked Imagine Dragons when it happened, where I'm like, first time, I'm like, I get this is going to be a big thing, but am I listening to it in the car now? Yeah, I just, I don't like it.
Olivia Deen, though, is cool. Addison Rae would be fun. Speaking of Addison Rae, look who's pre-gaming. Look at what I'm drinking right now. We found a little stat. In the car, I'm a nice, I'm a nanny. Suited all my dinners in, in the bandy. Leon Thomas, did you guys ever watch Victorious? That's him? Yeah, that's him. That's Andre from Victorious? They're doing a Victorious reboot.
Dude, I always thought Victorious was... Oh, Lowly Young. That'd be cool. Who's that? And I'm so messy. Oh, yeah. And I'm so messy. Damn, there are a lot of... So what's the criteria to be a new artist? It's really funny because sometimes it's like... I think Noah Kahn got it last year, but Six Seasons was his fourth album. Yeah.
Chapter 5: How does the discussion about concert tickets evolve?
It's just like... Or he was in Nominate. I don't think he won it. So it's like once... Do you think there's a certain amount of...
notoriety you have to reach or like yeah i think you have to like blew up that year yeah could you get it like let's say you were like kind of known this year and you weren't nominated and then you blow up even more next year can you does that count yeah like that like you know like no one kind of had like because it hurts when you hurt somebody you know that song that does sound familiar because it hurts when you hurt some
Yeah, that was from, like, one of his original albums, right? Yeah, he was, like, pretty famous. I didn't know him back then. I did. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely the year you, like, blow up.
Wait, didn't we just meet someone, and we were talking about Noah Kahn, and they were like, or they asked where I was from, and I said Cape Elizabeth, and they said Noah Kahn has a song called Cape Elizabeth. He's an EP? Yeah. Huh. That's, like, his best work. He's from Maine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on an EP called Cape Elizabeth. So he was stomping... He had never bent when he wrote the EP.
I was about to say, how do you even visit Cape Elizabeth? There's nothing to like... Crescent Beach State Park. Oh, yeah, yeah. Crescent's right by Phil's house. He references it. Crescent Beach State Park. He has a lyric about it. Cape Elizabeth would be a very weird place to visit because it's only people's houses. His wife's family lives there or something.
Yeah, I mean, there's one old army base that you could go to, I guess. I'm at the old army base, and I'm driving past Rusty's house. Is that in his home? No. Cape Elizabeth is almost exclusively people's homes. There's very little public. It is a sick name, though. Cape Elizabeth?
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Chapter 6: What are some unique rom-com ideas discussed?
Or maybe it was the Lobster Shack. The Lobster Shack's goaded. You know, I learned how to play Mafia at the Lobster Shack. Really? How do you play Mafia at the Lobster Shack? It does sound like a tee-up to a joke. Wait, what was I just going to say to you about... He did the Shack. He did the lobster shack. He did the lobster shack. It was a lobster shack. It was a port yard.
If Cat's Eye performs, you guys got to get a video. What's Cat's Eye? Cat's Eye is that girl group that was on there? Right there? Is it like K-pop? Yeah, basically. But, like, I don't think... Wait, what do you mean? Are they Korean or are they not? No, like, I think only, like, a few of them are Korean, but they were started by, like, a K-pop, like, group.
Like, they were from that Netflix documentary. Oh, they were, like, made in a lab. They're, like, 1D. There's a Netflix documentary called Dream Academy that, basically, they, like, form, like, a... girl super group, which is what they are. They take like the five, six best girls with chemistry. I feel like there's a... I feel like I've heard of the Marias.
Girl super... I would love to be in a girl super group. Can I go pee in the room? I have to pee and grab a DC.
Chapter 7: What celebrity scandals are humorously invented?
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So not just any pinnacle vodka, this whipped vodka. That one's go to. It is like if they made a vodka that is whipped and is perfect. It's great vodka at a great price. Oh, yeah. Did we mention that? It's also at a great price. And let me tell you, it's 100% distilled from cane sugar. Yep. And even better than the first two of those things. Right. Made right here in the US of A. Made in the USA.
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Jam-packed with fun for all families. Did we tell Andrew that? Uh, no. I'm always ready. You're always ready? I'm always tired. Are we soliciting more of these? Are these forms still on the... Okay, cool. We have a beautiful episode for you guys today. We're going to hear your pitch followed by our pitches. Then we're going to do, am I the asshole?
And if you want to submit any of those, it's in the link in our bio? Question mark, Andrew? Sorry. If they want to submit them, it's in the link in our bio? Yeah, it's in the highlights on Instagram. It's in the highlights. And then it's also in the YouTube and Spotify description. Can we do confessionals? Do you have any? Uh, no. Let's do that for next month.
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