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Chapter 1: Why do people send unsolicited d*ck pics?
Hello, and welcome to The Wolf and Owl.
Hi there!
I'm the owl. And I'm the wolf. And this is an email bonanza.
What we like to do is get some of your emails from people that like the show and support the show and what we do. And we try and spread a little bit of cheer and advice. And look, we're not experts.
Chapter 2: How can AI help us communicate with animals?
Nobody's saying we're experts. But we will do what we can to give you a little bit of advice.
Chapter 3: What animal would Tom most like to talk to?
This episode is sponsored by Babybel. Premier cheese for fussy children. I know we're not sponsored by Babybel. Does Little G like Babybel? She loves them. Yeah, she does.
I like them, to be fair.
Chapter 4: How do Tom and Rom relax after a busy week?
Yeah, in my pre-Veegs days, when I was a kid, I used to love just getting all the wax together.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big wax bogey. Yeah, well, no, but you just sort of... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know they're nice if you wrap a burger around, mince around it, a burger.
Around a Babybel?
Yeah. Does it melt? Yeah. Babybels melt?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't know that. Well, they're kind of softer.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of veganism in relationships?
Okay, fine. So they don't melt. There's plastic in there, so they don't melt. Yeah. Sorry, baby, about that. Obviously, he's sponsoring the book.
But Tom does think you're toxic. Okay. Let's have a look at question email one. Would you like me to read it?
Chapter 6: Can a vegan morally engage with a meat-eater?
I think you should read it, Romesh. Hi, Wolf and Al. I was listening to your pod episode where you talk about the possibility of one day smashing a rack of ribs. Life goals. And then pondered French kissing Tom after he'd eaten some to get that meaty hit. Fucking hell. What do we talk about on this thing? Imagine if this was the first time you're listening to this.
Chapter 7: What advice does Tom give about switching off?
So they talked about smashing a rack of ribs and then tongue-kissing each other.
There's been a lot of that. Can I say, by the way, the level of messages I'm getting now about... having a homosexual awakening is insane. Some of the voice notes and some of the messages I'm getting is, I mean, I'm very, very complimented, but some... Well, a lot of men want to smash you, right? It's become quite extreme. Well, they want you to smash them.
Chapter 8: How does a holistic massage impact relaxation?
Yeah. There's actually been some video footage and pictures.
Have you been sent dick pics?
Yeah.
And other sorts of pics, yeah. What do you mean? Arsehole pics?
Yeah. That one's from down, looking up. Like a, oh my God, really? Yeah. Yeah, like. And do you reply?
No.
No, I'm like, yeah, I'm complimented, but I'm like, I don't, I'm like, by the way, I'm now staying out of that folder. Why? Because I'm like. Because you can't be sitting around the house with a hard-on. I can't be on the tube with one. Yeah. That's why I opened one the other day. I was on the train. I was like, what's this? Yeah. Yeah.
Well, no, because the actual caption went, unlucky West, you know, sad to see West Ham go down.
I'll tell you who else will go down.
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