Wood Wehn In The Membrane
Episodes
MORALS
15 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss the length of the podcast and we also hear about Jake's short stand-up career, but besides that it's all about MORALS. It g...
CO-WORKERS
08 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Colleagues, associates and friends Henning Wehn and Jake Wood discuss whether they are CO-WORKERS. In fact they spend the first half of the podcast tr...
KNEES
01 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
An information free episode as Henning and Jake discuss KNEESThere is speculation whether Bees have knees and Henning has a very large fear of hurting...
FACTS
24 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This podcast sometimes may lack them, but this episode is all about them ! FACTS !!Now a question; who invented the television?Have a think, probably ...
AIR-CONDITIONING
18 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's all about 'The AC' and can the boys rise to the challenge and do twenty minutes on air-conditioning? Yes they can. Henning is a BI...
SPELIN
11 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
EPISODE 50 of WWITM and it's all about SPELLING. The replacement of words with emojis, phonetic learning and the dying art of letter writing all ...
TRAINS
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
TRAINS is the topic, and we learn that Jake was very nearly a Trackside Zoetrope millionaire, if only he'd been bothered. Jake's enthusiasm ...
EMBARRASSMENT
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It took several tries to even spell the title for this weeks episode ...EMBARRASSMENT. And if it wasn't for that red line below the word, we&apos...
FIRE
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The topic is FIRE and both of your podcast pals have had their run-ins with FIRE, although there is still much enthusiasm for the subject. Jake romant...
MIRRORS
12 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode contains shocking information. The topic is MIRRORS and Jake has room full....Henning not so much. Any more words in this description of ...
NEWSPAPERS
05 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello all junior sub editors and cub reporters at The Daily Mirror. Thanks for listening. On this episode of WWITM you won't find many exclusives...
BOREDOM
29 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out the episode on BOREDOM is anything but.Henning and Jake have some strong opinions on the subject and wonder if a little boredom is not a bad...
CRITICISM
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
For fans of shorter podcasts, the boys are back to their tight twenty minutes after rabbiting on a bit on the last two. This episode is about CRITICIS...
HOTELS
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's EXPERT LEVEL on this one as Henning & Jake take on the topic of HOTELS. Henning requires a window that opens, Jake likes a little luxur...
ADVERTISING
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The longest ever episode of WWITM ...but mostly because of the length of the pause when Jake asks Henning if he has a Sky Box. Henning isn't sure...
HATS
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys put on HATS and talk about them for a while, before digressions into trying to buy Middlesborough Football Fanzines without cash and a part o...
ELECTRICITY
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"We Are All Made of Stars" sang electronic musician and animal rights activist Moby, and Jake confirms it, although without much evidence, i...
CYCLING
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Expect fireworks as Henning and Jake have words over CYCLING, or better, cyclists "the most persecuted group in society" according to the Ge...
EXPECTATIONS
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys discuss EXPECTATIONS with opposing views. Jake was told by his careers advisor to give up acting, Henning had no expectations of becoming a s...
PRIZES
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
THE GREAT GIVEAWAY!! Henning and Jake have PRIZES to give to two lucky listeners who have helped our algorithms by leaving likes and reviews, because...
SCENT
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys dabble in the topic of SCENT this week. We finally find out the reason that Henning didn't play professional football at the highest lev...
SOCIAL MEDIA
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Hello HelloFirst of all, some news...standby for a bonus episode soon when we will pick the winner of the prize package, ALL of Henning's D...
NOSTALGIA
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A new year is a time to reflect and this episode finds the boys in a nostalgic mood. There is a lot of chat about the good old days when you paid a ma...
GUILT
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get serious in this one, but it will leave you wondering who the TWO stand-up comedians that Henning mentions actually are! LEAVE A REVIEW O...
CALENDARS
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Seasons Greetings from WWITM and all our very best wishes for 2026! Unless you are in Thailand. Ok, mark it in your CALENDARS we will be back next w...
FAMILY
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas and thanks for being with us in 2025. In this episode, it gets serious as Jake delves deep into his parenting experiences. Henning t...
PRESENTS
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Countdown to Christmas is very much upon us, and after some musings about their careers, it's onto the topic of PRESENTS.Henning doesn't...
VEGANS
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There may be no way back as Henning & Jake come close to falling out over the topic of VEGANS !Henning is one, Jake isn't.But the big takeawa...
RADIO
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you could live with just one, would you chose Radio or TV...that and other questions partially answered in this episode of WWITM, all about RADIO. ...
YOGA
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING: ACTUAL INFORMATION AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT YOGA IN THIS EPISODEWith only some deviations about watching Hastings United and drinking, the boys br...
RESPECT
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to me, asks Jake, while Henning muses that he wouldn't make a very good scaffolder. Jake offers up some EAST...
DOUBT
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henning and Jake go deep this week and consider the subject of DOUBT. It's a wide topic and the boys also talk Fear, Vertigo, Alton Towers, Wycom...
TEETH
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henning and Jake take on the topic of TEETH in this episode of WWITM, and it's fun all the way as the dynamic duo talk about their fascinating hi...
COMICS
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henning and Jake are back with another topic and it is COMICS ! The sort you read rather than stand-up... 2000 AD and Viz both get a massive thumbs u...
GARDENS
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henning and Jake are back with a deep dive into the topic of GARDENS...and they both love them! Henning attempts a joke about Kew Gardens which, much ...
CARS
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
CARS is the topic. Henning is sceptical but agrees they are needs, but Jake won't believe half the things he claims, so please google about the P...
MOON
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SCIENTISTS PLEASE DO NOT LISTENÂ Henning & Jake are back for another topic, and it's the MOON!The lads speculate on whether there is was ever...
PLUGS
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The topic is PLUGS although plug enthusiasts be warned, there is not that much about plugs in this episode. But Jake does have some actually facts abo...
SUGAR
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The sweetest of all podcasts as Jake & Henning open, then close the book on SUGAR. There is plenty of speculation and general opinions about suga...
AGING
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Take 2 !!Jake & Henning are back to talk about something that happens to us all...Aging!It's the second attempt to tackle the topic as Hennin...
BENCHES
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We believe this is the first ever podcast about the topic of BENCHES, and it is a subject that will almost certainly not be repeated. Jake and Henning...
PYJAMAS
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Or is its PAJAMAS? However you spell it, Jake and Henning are here to take a deep delve into PJs. The boys try to decide when is it acceptable to wea...
PARANORMAL
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SCARY STUFF THAT LISTENERS MAY FIND DISTRESSINGJake and Henning are back to discuss things that go bump in the night!.....
TEA
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henning disputes Jake's stats that suggest Germans drink more tea than Brits. But they do. There is some chat about Tea alternatives but the podc...
HOLIDAYS
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To think that this, or any episode of WWITM, may not have ever happened had their childhood holiday mishaps had rather more negative outcomes, but Jak...
GLOBES
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jake & Henning are back to take on the subject of 'Globes' and we learn a lot in what is being hailed as "the best episode of WoodW...
HOPE
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE HAVE A WEBSITE!It's woodwehn.com...And 'Hope' is the topic of this episode of WWITM as Jake & Henning chat around the topic and ...
MOUNTAINS
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jake is applying for French citizenship so knee-deep in paperwork, but not too bust to spend 25 minutes talking to Henning about Mountains. The German...
MONEY
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode the German Comedy Ambassador tries eagerly to pry into Jake's bank account while the actor reveals there is no parity in the earn...
TABLES
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Henning and Jake return and TABLES are the subject, although there is really very little about tables after all. They are sitting at one though when t...
PENS
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Discover why Henning has 20,000 pens at home and how Jake invents the new word "JimmyCarrish" as the boys discuss PENS.The German Comedy Amb...
LIGHTS
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, lights! The chaps are back to discuss...lights! It soon occurs to them there is not much to discuss so this topic is dealt with slickly and effic...
DEATH
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It comes to us all, unless you are a particular species of jellyfish. It's only episode three and it's taken a bit of a dark turn, but hone...
PETS
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every week German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and actor Jake Wood take a deepish dive into a particular aspect of human existence. It's only ...
SHOES
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every week German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn and actor Jake Wood take a deepish dive into a particular aspect of human existence. In order to get...
Meet the boys!!
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this first episode Jake & Henning introduce themselves, the concept behind the podcast and seriously consider that this could be the beginning ...