Pledge Drive #16 - Monoculture
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//A RESPITE FROM APOCALYPSE //HUMANITY’S FINAL HOPE //A BILLIONAIRE AND HIS 100 GENETICALLY PERFEC...
121 - Commissions Are Now Closed
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//CAN AN ANONYMOUS COMMISSION CHANGE THE LIFE OF ONE ARTIST? //AND IF IT DOES... //WILL IT BE FOR TH...
Pledge Drive #14 - Darts
15 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//SALT FLATS, DESERT HEAT, A NOT-QUITE-ABANDONED GAS STATION //SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO STOP FOR DARTS /...
Pledge Drive #13 - Black Dove
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//AN ORDINARY AFTERNOON AT THE CAFE //WHEN YOU REALIZE THE WORLD IS SUBTLY BROKEN //WHO WOULD BOTHER...
Pledge Drive #12 - Angular Diameter Distance
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//THERE COMES A POINT //WHERE EVEN PERSPECTIVE LOSES PERSPECTIVE //IF YOU GAZE THAT DEEP //WHAT THEN...
Pledge Drive #11 - This is What I've Been Training My Body For
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//SEEKING DISTRACTION //ONE FINDS NEW PURPOSE //IT MAY SEEM LIKE TOO MUCH, BUT... "THIS IS WHAT I'V...
Pledge Drive #10 - Scheele's Green
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//A FORBIDDEN COLOUR //A FATEFUL GIFT //YOU CAN LIVE WITH A LOT //BUT YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH MORE //TOU...
Pledge Drive #9 - Rhino
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//THANKSGIVING, WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY //AN UNCLE JUST RETURNED FROM FOREIGN LANDS //AND GODDAMN HE'S...
120 - Vermis
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//A WEALTHY GERMAPHOBE //AN UNTHINKABLE TROPICAL DISEASE //THE CLEAN AND THE UNCLEAN //ARE A WHITE S...
Pledge Drive #7 - Dogs
08 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//A REMOTE ISLAND //THERE'S HOWLING IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT //AND THESE AREN'T JUST ORDINARY... “DO...
Pledge Drive #6 - .999
07 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//A RING FOR A WEDDING //POINT 999% PURE //BUT SOME IMPURITIES CAN STAIN EVEN ELEMENTAL GOLD “.99...
Pledge Drive #5 - BITEFORCEQUOTIENT
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//THE RUINS OF A THRIVING WORLD //A LONE WANDERER WITH ALLOY TEETH //IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE...
Pledge Drive #4 - Meeting Minutes
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//THE BOARD MEETS //TO DICUSS CHALLENGES FACING THE COMPANY //CHALLENGES THAT CANNOT BE IGNORED //NO...
Pledge Drive #3 - He's My Friend
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//A NEW FRIEND, IN THE STRANGEST OF PLACES //DISGUST, DECAY, DESPAIR //COMPANIONSHIP WHERE YOU CAN F...
Pledge Drive #2 - Cable
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//TELEGRAPHY CABLES, DEEP UNDERSEA //SPAN THE OCEAN DARKNESS LIKE A SINGING NET //BUT WHAT SHALL THE...
Pledge Drive #1 - Candy Tampering
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
//HALLOWEEN //A MORAL PANIC //RAT POISON IN THE RAISINS //AND ONE MOTHER WILL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO PR...
A Second Patreon Sampler Pack, Again Putrescent
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
// TOENAILS: THE DEVIL'S FINGERNAIL? // A FATEFUL MEETING // THE GREAT MARTIAL CONTEST OF OUR TIME /...
DARK ANNUNCIATIONS: Season 8 /PLUS/ A Nasty Little Surprise
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Something is Wrong. Some signal builds upon the aether, worse than ever before. This October, stay t...
Wrong Station Interviews - Stephen Graham Jones
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you enjoy stabbing/being stabbed, this is the interview for YOU! Stephen Graham Jones is the mode...
Wrong Station Interviews - Brandon Cronenberg
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're very lucky to have horror filmmaker Brandon Cronenberg on the show! The writer and d...
Wrong Station Interviews - Trevor Henderson
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The first in a new Summer series of interviews with some fine folks in the horror space! We kick thi...
119 - Goblin Blade
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She walked alone. Maybe she knew she wasn’t supposed to, in a part of town like this; and maybe sh...
118 - The Tower
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
My anxieties were not reflected in the other men. You had to be a little bit crazy to walk those bea...
117 - Nephilim
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
People like me were lucky enough to live inside the fences. I, for example, was lucky enough to be b...
116 - Nithing
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rob shook his head, sighing, wiping his face with his hands. “Well isn’t that just somethin’. ...
115 - Rashers
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
At the sight of the great grey hog, the girls all squealed and rushed forward to rub her meaty flank...
114 - April Ghouls: I Never Quite Knew What To Make of That
02 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know? I never quite knew what to make of that. --Written by Alexander Saxton, Jacob Duarte Spie...
113 - Seven Yellow Pins Through the Skull of a Dove
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She loved to get lost in those films. The colours, strange music, grainy texture of black-gloved han...
112 - Run Him Down
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"If we wait nobody’ll ever catch him, what with all his army training. The Mountie station is two ...
111 - Stakes
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
“There are ways of making this more interesting, you know.” He licked dry lips. “Go on.” “...
110 - Fallow Ground
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dozens of mounds erected to the dead: all slightly pointed, all silent under the low thick sky. The ...
109 - Janissaries
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mihail leaned forward. The red light of the candle bled up over both our faces. “Well then I’ll ...
108 - Falling, White, Like Death
25 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Those white… flakes, they fall down. On this winter night, this cold, cold winter night, the White...
107 - Eloise Kestrel: Artist, Oracle, Mystic
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“The Oracle of Canada.” One of the great guiding lights of Canadian contemporary art. Tragic fig...
106 - Mannequins
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It had to be some sort of boutique. A specialty shop. Secret, hyper-exclusive, a speakeasy of linger...
105 - Cutman
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A cutman isn't really a doctor, and it’s not really medicine. On the contrary; you’re patching y...
104 - Halloween After Halloween
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Holidays shift and change over time, evolve, mutate one might say. Halloween is no different. --Writ...
103 - The Line
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“Jane,” she said, “when the next train comes, you will check to make sure it’s normal, and t...
102 - Agony
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, after a few weeks, Saul posted about his condition in the general board. It was a short pos...
Wrong Station: Podcasting 2.0
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 7 is here. The future of podcasting... is here. --Written by Alexander Saxton, Anthony Botelh...
A Pustular Party Pack Patreon Sampler
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some scraps to tide you over amidst this horrible, truly horrible Summer famine. Support The Wrong ...
101 - The Witch Machine
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
For the last few rounds, the Witch Machine had been making a slight groan. But now that groan turned...
100 - Gold
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Three stories. Three worlds. One truth. Featuring "NAM-LU-GAL, which means KINGSHIP," "The Crack in ...
99 - The Dweefs
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“Mr Carter,” he began, tossing down a manila file folder. “Do you know who I am and why I’m ...
98 - DO YOU NEED? DO YOU NEED?
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I turned off the light on my phone and sat there, down in that space. In the utter blackness, in the...
97 - Recording Angels
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“Sleipnir,” I said. It was the name of the Ghost Ship we were out there trying to find. “Sleip...
96 - The Blade, The Chain
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rip, peel, puncture... Wrench, boil, burn... When Fado worked, the troubling dreams - if they were d...
95 - Productivity
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
‘Welcome to Dastra, Let’s get you organized.’I hit ‘next’.‘Allow Dastra to access your o...
94 - The Hunting of the Lathe Worm: Part 3
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Like a Goddess of the sea, she raised her pearled hand, and with her gesture came a rising wave tha...
93 - The Hunting of the Lathe Worm: Part 2
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The fog grew thick, and soon his only guide through the white void was the sound of running water up...
92 - The Hunting of the Lathe Worm: Part 1
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a place like this the fog might thicken in a minute, and then could last for days or months, or n...
91 - We Have No Choice But To Do This To You
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
“I’d like to wake up please," she said. "How do I wake up? I don’t like how this feels.” “...
90 - Silver Bells, and Other Short Snips Celebrating the Birth of Jesus
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just listen to those bells. They ring for peace. They ring for glad tidings. They ring for pushing t...
89 - The Dagger or the Poisoned Chalice
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It was in the Maestro’s studio, all lit up golden and dark with the golden-hour light that streame...
88 - The Sea Provides
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It sat there, under the light. The Egg. Huge, murky and amber. It seemed firm, but still sagged just...
87 - The Harlequin
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I knew then that it didn’t matter that the black mask gave no indication, no inkling of any emotio...
86 - Nasty Little Halloween Snips For Nasty Little Childs
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've got sad ghost, mad ghost, not-a-child, big-ass skeleton, and *horrible* German man. Everything...
85 - King's Yellow
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He held up a jar containing a chunk of stone the colour of yellow pollen. Out of it grew a crystal l...
84 - Just the Usual Crowd
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
One of those nights, huh? Sorry to pry; it just looks like there’s a lot on your mind. And typical...
Wrong Station: The Legally-Mandated FOIA Episode
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It didn't have to be like this—we could have gotten the big old Wrong ball rolling with Season 6 r...
83 - Moderation
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Something strange happened during this rewatch. I started to cry. And it wasn’t for the sake of th...
82 - The Lazarite
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He told me he was a type of Latin called a Frank, and that he had sworn his life to the Knights Hosp...
81 - Pinkerton
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It was morning when we got there, barely past dawn, and we had a little surprise waiting for us righ...
80 - The Better Craftsman
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
“You mean a contest,” he said. A slow, crazed smile spread across Practical’s yellowed teeth. ...
79 - Exodus
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The monster knew nothing. And then, to a chorus of gasps, it was born. Its flesh - once rigid, tall,...
78 - My Darling Little Cat
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
"No, altogether, people didn’t care too much for young Madeleine Graves, and though I don’t beli...
77 - The Inductor
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It began with a deep hum somewhere in the wall behind Samo, and then a tingle of static in the air. ...
76 - In the Valley at High Noon
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
“There is no escape from the Valley.” That’s what they say, isn’t it? I see how you could be...
75 - Sweets
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Of course, a denture carved fully from ivory is perfectly serviceable. Even one carved from the hard...
74 - When the Water Come Up
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How deep could that water be? Calf-deep? Knee-deep? Certainly not much more than that, with all thos...
A Wronge Q&A Special: Hijinks, Hoilidays, and Herzogs
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Your questions answered by our team--NOT recorded under duress or threat of Punishment--in this firs...
73 - The Workshop
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy jolted awake. His heart started pounding. There was something, someone up there. He saw the fa...
72 - Red Bodhisattva
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
You could be forgiven for being afraid, Kaisen thought, as she walked alone through the Hall of Bodh...
71 - Sharps
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
He sat up, thinking about the syringes, the figure in the alley, the strange dream with… that thin...
70 - Notes From a Hunter
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When I began this life I didn’t muse on each hunt for as long as I now do. The morality, the greyn...
69 - Snips Most Horrid; Snips Most Foul
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Good evening, you sweet little eggs. Tonight we will be reading from the Great Tome of All Hallows' ...
68 - Cape Spear
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
I had the overwhelming sense that the threads of my life had permanently snarled together, a tangle ...
67 - Pollo Rojo
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Do you remember the first job you ever had? I imagine you probably do; in no small part because your...
66 - Snake Medicine
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
He’d slept less than four hours. It was the fifth night in a row. He squeezed his eyes shut. His ...
Wrong Station: An Oral History
28 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the arcane knowledge you neither wanted nor asked for. In celebration of an unspecified number,...
65 - Unbridled
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
"Fur, fins, scales, wings, legs: they all popped from the surface of the inert matter, as if testing...
64 - The Candle
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The candle sputtered as bits of badly-rendered fat crackled in the burning tallow. Exhausted from th...
63 - Blood in the Golden Aspens
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As a child, I’d loved this forest; maybe because it was where I went to get away from the cottage,...
62 - Brumaire
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
"Year... II? Yes, it must still be. Brother! The pocket watch tells me it is now Prairial, which is ...
61 - Come Down To Us
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
“I have done what you forced me to do,” he said. “I have initiated The Final Snow.” Even dam...
60 - April Ghouls: Just a Series of Normal Exorcism Stories With No Unifying Theme
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing specific about this episode, no no, not at all, oh no no my friends... --Written by Alexande...
A Very Special Self Isolation Episode
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Has the quarantine madness set in yet? No? Allow us to help you with that. Learn more about your ad ...
59 - The Door
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
“Here’s the place,” she said, and then loitered by the door, impatient for us to get out. The ...
58 - Early Frost
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
“I guess I always wanted to be a farmer.” I expected laughter, but instead the silence plunged d...
57 - Horses
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
“Sorry, Hannah,” he said. “I forgot you liked horses so much, and didn’t want to hear about ...
56 - Achille Belanger And the Case of the Open Secret
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
They arrived at the crime scene, a gorgeous space: plasterwork ceilings illuminated by broad sash wi...
55 - A Tale of Andalusia
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A pair of guards bowed low on the other side, and though their weapons were sheathed, he felt a spik...
54 - The Badalisc
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Badalisc is an Epiphany-time tradition, a creature that visits towns and gives a comedic speech ...
53 - Auld Tup
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“That… play,” I said. “What did it represent?” He frowned at me and tilted his head. I rep...
52 - Roses
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
At four in the morning, I awoke writhing in pain. It was a hunger like nothing I’d felt up to that...
51 - The Initiation
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“Your son must be initiated,” said the shaman, Shiao-Duun. “For his sake and yours. You are al...
50 - Convergence
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“We just sail through.” And so we did. No flash, no psychedelic effects, it was like walking thr...
49 - Something Snipp'ed This Way Comes
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fallen leaves swirl beneath the feet of devils, witches, and demons. Flame is put to ten hundred tho...
48 - National Parade
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Shavash Day came on a cold October morning. Stumbling to the window, I saw people already lining the...
47 - October Devil
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
“But that’s not fair,” she whispered. Her grandmother grinned at her, mouth very wide, long ye...