XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Episodes
610 CAR PERISCOPE
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
(humblebrag warning) I HATE THE NEW PANERA SIP CLUB CUPS!!!, was this episode a waste of Wanda Sykes??? 😡😡😡, and this shit was maybe the craz...
609 MEET THE BLACKS
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Xmastime answers Curb questions, OMG IS THIS A BEST XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM EPISODE EVER CANDIDATE I THINK SO!!! and a huge “Excuse me Larry David but ...
608 THE RAT DOG
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Best Wegmans pizza ever?, I’m about the change the entire toast game as we know it YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!, and a fantastic ploy to make some romanc...
607 THE REUNION
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I swear nobody else is living in my apartment building, wait why did I shit on this episode when it aired???THE REUNIONApproaching the 10-year mark, L...
605 THE DREAM SCHEME
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A what-will-of-course-become-legendary episode switcheroo fuckup, announcing the next show will be live call-in show GET EXCITED!!!!, a romp thru Xmas...
606 THE BAPTISM
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S HAPPENING, THIS IS IT: this season's live call-in show! Also, Curb questions answered by Xmastime! Is…is this the sneaky best XYE epi...
604 THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Railing at how thin U2's Rattle and Hum is, introducing “Hideous & Hilarious” by Susie Green Fashions, and my first time going to a comed...
603 THE MORMON ADVANTAGE
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
OMG THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE 🤫🤫🤫🤫 shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 🤫🤫🤫🤫THE MORMON ADVANTAGEWith the city council vote rapidly appr...
602 KEN/KENDRA
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Wegmans pizza is just unbelievable AND I have a new pepperoni cup thought??, we need to make the chess genius Botez sisters more famous than the Karda...
601 IGOR, GREGOR, & TIMOR
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
An incredible idea for a CURB spinoff, actually going outside of my apartment to go to a (sorta) REM show, and where the hell is Wanda Sykes????IGOR, ...
EP 508 THE END
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amtrak train bullshit, taxicab etiquette, and some thoughts about a song from the film Almost Famous.THE ENDLarry learns who his real parents are and ...
510 THE BLACK SWAN
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I'm bummed to realize I've barely mentioned my beloved Wegmans/Panera all season, a Natalie Portman problem, and should we start a "Get...
509 THE ACCIDENTAL TEXT ON PURPOSE
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Can we consider TWO things in this episode to be Costanza-worthy????, Larry has the absolute perfect body for sitting anywhere on an airplane, and sho...
EP 507 THE LARRY DAVID SANDWICH
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
LIVE CALL-IN SHOW!!! musuc featured: Marah “Valley Farm Song”, Mouse “Public Execution” THE LARRY DAVID SANDWICHLarry is changed by a near-de...
EP 506 VERTICAL DROP, HORIZONTAL TUG
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Why was Vince Vaughn a Funkhauser?, could a crisis be waiting at the end of this podcast???, GREAT ADVICE FOR LARRY: just stay on the @#$%ing golf cou...
EP 505 THE FIVE-FOOT FENCE
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I'm full of brilliant ideas for Hallmark Movies set at my Wegmans, has Jon Hamm worn off his welcome?, and dogs on elevators.THE FIVE-FOOT FENCEW...
EP 504 THE LAWN JOCKEY
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I hate Blogger & Divshare and it's too cold/panic time for my beloved Panera Sip Club.THE LAWN JOCKEYStill in Atlanta, Larry finds himself re...
EP 503 THE WATERMELON
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Are Susie’s horrendous outfits the new Cosby sweaters?, what the hell happened to Vince Vaughn? & very exciting - new random episode generator! ...
EP 502 NAMESTE
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
My Panera Sip Club rewards has plummeted, my Winter of Gilmore Girls is over, how did Curb get so many great child actors?NAMESTELarry angers a hot yo...
EP 501 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I agree with Larry's stance on popcorn movie lines, have I discovered a Chekov/Curb Connection (CCC)??, was this the worst lunch of all time?THAN...
EP 410 THE BAT MITZVAH
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can I get just ONE fat kid in my Kid Empire please????, my Apple of The Undead, and big fluffy towels.THE BAT MITZVAHThe Blacks learn some good news: ...
EP 409 THE SURROGATE
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My Panera Sip Club competition suuuuuuuuuuucks which makes me very happy.THE SURROGATELarry inadvertently jeopardizes friends' adoption. He needs...
EP 408 PORNO GIL
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing. Enjoy it.PORNO GILA bizarre chain of events starts with Larry accidentally being invited to have dinner with a former porno star. Meanwhile, ...
EP 407 MARY, JOSEPH AND LARRY
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A baby all alone in my hallway, a guy knocks on my neighbor’s door, my thoughts on the Nebraska movie before I bother seeing it.MARY, JOSEPH AND LAR...
EP 406 THE SURVIVOR
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Way too much drama at the Chik-fil A, calling out BS on the New York Times and an announcement! (Calm down, not a big one)THE SURVIVORGenerations coll...
EP 405 VEHICULAR FELLATIO
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
#XOTD, the Panera parking lot, slow walkers 😡😡😡😡, was I thrown off by last episode’s super-special guest?VEHICULAR FELLATIOLarry deliber...
EP 404 THE BOWTIE
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EXTRA SUPER DUPER GUEST STAR! TOP SECRET! Plus an idea for more Beatles $$$, a brilliant missed joke opportunity and oh yeah EXTRA SUPER DUPER GUEST S...
EP 403 THE WIRE
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everything’s pretty okay, I'm hit pretty hard with loneliness at a fair, and Lou Reed’s "New York".THE WIRECheryl gives Larry an ul...
EP 402 THE THERAPISTS
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I talk about "The Family McMullen" and 1995 freaking me out, plus some bullshit Wegmans parking by my beloved Panera bench.THE THERAPISTSLar...
EP 401 THE SPECIAL SECTION
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wegmans Pizza is still incredible, a Panera Sip Club update, am I in trouble with Yoga ladies?? 😬😬 and “Small Talk WorkShop with Xmastime”TH...
EP 310 THE NANNY FROM HELL
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Panera Points, The Paper, an Xmastime alltime favorite Without Feathers, a brilliant movie idea & more.THE NANNY FROM HELLA restaurant investor ha...
EP 309 THE SEDER
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oreo’s NEW PB & Reese's Take 1, I'm up to $1,000 Panera Sip Club points!, last Day as a Manny 😢 & more.THE SEDERA sex offender ...
EP 308 THE GROUP
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The weather is so nice it’s driving me insane & making me walk so I have a sneaking suspicion it's like I'm the puppy going upstate, f...
EP 307 PALESTINIAN CHICKEN
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Theodore's audition reel!! 🧸🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣PALESTINIAN CHICKENLarry plays the ultimate "social assassin" at a dinner party, on ...
EP 306 ARTIFICIAL FRUIT
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lobby guy driving me nuts, kids & dogs, total surrender to Peacock & more. ARTIFICIAL FRUITLarry drops the ball when he gets the chance to m...
EP 305 CLUB SODA AND SALT
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Old man eyeballing me at Wegmans, The Office! Bring it back! Great summer weather & more.CLUB SODA AND SALTLarry, Jeff and Ted seek a chef for ...
EP 304 BEN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing. Literally.BEN'S BIRTHDAY PARTYMel Brooks taps Ben Stiller to be Larry's co-star in The Producers. But when Larry accidentally punch...
EP 303 THE BENADRYL BROWNIE
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Summer of Scooter 🐶, goddaughter eyes evolution, toilet book frustration, Wegmans mayo pizza review & more.THE BENADRYL BROWNIEA drop in a...
EP 302 THE MASSAGE
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Awkward lobby guy experience, why not Have The Office just come back as a standalone service, Wegmans mayo pizza threat & more.THE MASSAGELarry is...
EP 301 THE SAFE HOUSE
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Xmastime talks about his prodigious Panera sip club $aving$, Rick Springfield & Bruce Springsteen, dead college kids who aren’t dead & more....
EP 204 THE HERO
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE HEROLarry accidentally becomes a hero on the flight to New York, earning him the respect of the woman sitting next to him, but it backfires when J...
EP 206 DENISE HANDICAP
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DENISE HANDICAPLarry embraces the upside of disability when he courts a handicap woman to take to a recital at a friend's house, but she doesn&ap...
EP 210 WANDERING BEAR
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WANDERING BEARSusie gets mad at Larry when he goes to his car while watching a Girls Gone Wild video with Jeff and lets the dog out. Meanwhile, Larry ...
EP 209 SIDE SITTING
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SIDE SITTINGLarry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and c...
EP 208 AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AFFIRMATIVE ACTIONCheryl's quest to get a prescription filled is repeatedly complicated by Larry, including a bad joke that he tells in front of ...
EP 207 THE 5 WOOD
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE 5 WOODDalilah the hygienist asks Larry out but Jeff's dog causes a problem. Leo Funkhouser succumbs to "good" Hodgkin's. Durin...
EP 205 FATWA!
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FATWA!On Jeff and Susie's daughter Sammi's wedding day, Larry has a scheduling conflict, takes issue with some work associates, and hosts a ...
EP 203 THE KOREAN BOOKIE
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE KOREAN BOOKIELarry takes his chances with a Korean Bookie. While Cheryl's friends get married on the beach, Larry accuses the Korean Bookie o...
EP 202 THE SPITE STORE
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE SPITE STORELarry runs into an unwelcome familiar face, seeks a second opinion on his knee injury and causes a rift between expectant parents.XMAS ...
EP 201 THE CORPSE-SNIFFING DOG
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE CORPSE-SNIFFING DOGJeff must leave his house because he's allergic to the guard dog Susie bought. Larry tries to get Jeff and Susie's da...
EP 108 The Smiley Face
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE SMILEY FACELarry vows to topple a sacred dating taboo, and regrets making concessions to his new office neighbor.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime pick...
EP 105 The Shucker
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE SHUCKERLarry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; he and Jeff pitch a new creative venture.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXm...
EP 110 The Bare Midriff
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE BARE MIDRIFFLarry inadvertently creates a miracle when he fires his assistant for exposing her waistline around the office. Jerry gets the idea to...
EP 109 AAMCO
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AAMCOJeff buys a '57 Chevy and insists that Larry take it for a drive. At a stop sign, Larry mistakes the honking horn from an AAMCO commercial f...
EP 107 The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE IDA FUNKHOUSER ROADSIDE MEMORIALA sweaty $50 bill, a sample-abuser, a roadside memorial, and a private-school superintendent are all things that i...
EP 106 The TiVo Guy
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE TiVO GUYCheryl is finally tired of Larry being Larry after her plane encounters severe turbulence and Larry seems more concerned about a malfuncti...
EP 104 The Doll
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE DOLLLarry's attendance at a screening results in chaos; an unlockable bathroom door causes trouble.XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASMXmastime picks an epis...
EP 103 Kamikaze Bingo
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
KAMIKAZE BINGOLarry offends a Japanese art dealer by implying that his father was not a real Kamikaze pilot. Later, Larry accuses his own dad's r...
EP 102 The Car Salesman
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE CAR SALESMANThe Davids buy a house and move in but it makes settling sounds. Larry is not enthused about any show biz projects but does want and l...
EP 101 - The Anonymous Donor
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE ANONYMOUS DONORLarry has made a large donation to a nonprofit and they name a wing after him. But he's indignant to discover Ted Danson made ...