You Cannot Be Serious
Episodes
Episode 366 - Part 2 - UFC, MCC, AFL
17 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 366 - Part 1 - HoF, MND, W2C
17 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 365 - Part 1 - Home and Away
10 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 364 - Part 2 - Speed, Skiddies, 007
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 364 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curve - Again
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 363 - Part 2 - Neale, Bluey, Brad
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 363 - Part 1 - Luggageless, Knickerless, Nichollsless
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 362 - Part 4 - Pilot James Nixon
22 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Newman sat down with James Nixon who is a retired pilot for Emirates.
Episode 362 - Part 3 - Political Lies
21 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 362 - Part 2 - Devils, Tigers & Scotland
20 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 362 - Part 1 - Duck Neck, Gala Round
20 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 361 - Part 2 - Low Lifes, Journos, Archibald
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 361 - Part 1 - Lame Duck, Gold, Ethics
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 360 - Part 2 - Fiery Duck, WW eleven
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 360 - Part 1 - Cow Eyes, Bribes
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 358 - Part 3 - Zerafa and the Zoo
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 359 - Part 2 - City Safety
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 359 - Part 1 - SOS AFL
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 358 - Part 2 - Safety, Society
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 358 - Part 1 - lol, AFL
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 357 - Part 2 - The Trump Files
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 357 - Part 1 - Wayne's Away
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 356 - Part 1 - Before we Gather
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 355 - Part 2 - Gather Round + Kylie
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 355 - Part 1 - Blood, Maggots, Pride
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 254 - Part 3 - Brian Coghlan
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 354 - Part 2 - Taunting, Trump
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 354 - Part 1 - Ahead of the Curb
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 353 - Part 2 - City of Melb Fib
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 353 - Part 1 - Argy Bargy
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 352 - Part 3 - Political Crap
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 352 - Part 2 - Dog Woman
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 352 - Part 1 - AFL Crap, AWFL Fatties
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 351 - Part 1 - MIA
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 350 - Part 3 - Zoltan Banyai
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 350 - Part 2 - Complaints
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 350 - Part 1 - MAFS MAN
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 349 - Part 1 - F1, MAFS, State of Origin
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 348 - Part 2 - Law & Order with Tim Penhalluriack
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 348 - Part 1 - Duck Out
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 347 - Part 2 - X, Trump, State of Origin
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 347 - Part 1 - Trains & Tennis
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 346 - Part 2 - Politic Opinion
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 346 - Part 1 - Flags, Lamb, Plover
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 345 - Part 3 - Scott Hanley
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
EP 345 - Part 2 - Yabbies, Barbie, AFL
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
EP 345 - Part 1 - Tennis, Grunting, OZ Day
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 244 - Part 2 - Rudd, AI, Venues
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 244 - Part 1 - Nits and J Mac
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 243 - Part 2 - Blackmail, Chicken
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 243 - Part 3 - John Deeks
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 243 - Part 1 - Oz Males, Gossip
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 242 - Part 3 - Political Wrap Up
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 342 - Part 2 - 2025 Happenings
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 342 - Part 1 - Dan Out, Duck In
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 341 - Part 2 - Ethics, Umpires, Wind
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 341 - Part 1 - Chrissy, Carl, Crackers
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 340 - Part 2 - Duck Dynasty
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 340 - Part 1 - Reflective Duck
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 339 - Part 3 - Dick and I
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 339 - Part 2 - Aroma, Suppression, Botox
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 339 - Part 1 - Bisexuality, Apology, Santa
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 338 - Part 1 - Gals, Guys, Other
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 337 - Part 2 - All Things Wrong
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 337 - Part 1 - Food, Footy, Flogs
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 336 - Part 2 - Political Duck
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 336 - Part 1 - A(W)FL, Sport Australia
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 335 - Part 2 - Coming OFF the Bench
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 335 - Part 1 - AFL Overload
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 334 - Part 2 - Push to Deceive
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 334 - Part 1 - Tips and Rules
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 333 - Part 2 - Fauna, Jet Skis, Darts
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 333 - Part 1 - Betting, History, Melbourne
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 332 - Part 2 - Gavin Wood
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Newman chatted to the legend Gavin Wood about his career and more. Television “Countdown” - ABC Voice and occasional host for 7 years. “Hey...
EP 332 - Part 1 - Duck Soup
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 331 - Part 3 - The Doc's Back
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 331 - Part 2 - Rewriting History
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 331 - Part 1 - Is Tess Real?
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 330 - Part 2 - NRL 1, Harris 0
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 330 - Part 1 - Parity, Wind, Hypocrisy
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 329 - Part 2 - Changing the Game
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 329 - Part 1 - Justifying Duck
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 327 - Part 2 - Normie Rowe
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 327 - Part 1 - Duck Malaise
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 326 - Part 3 - Our Country
17 Sep 2025
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Episode 326 Part 2 - Ferrets, Vigilantes, Virgin
17 Sep 2025
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Episode 326 - Part 1 - Kirk, Finals, Brownlow
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 325 - Part 2 - Vic. The Dystopia State
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 325 - Part 1 - Slobbering Suck Ups
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 324 - Part 3 - I Cook Food Chaos
03 Sep 2025
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Episode 324 - Part 2 - We Predict
03 Sep 2025
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Episode 324 - Part 1 - Izak, BT, Tom
03 Sep 2025
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Episode 323 - Part 2 - Dystopia
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 323 - Part 1 - Football Balls Up
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 322 - Part 3 - This I Say
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 322 - Part 2 - Snoop Dogg, Jamara
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 322 - Part 1 - Duck Takes Flight Again
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 321 - Part 1 - Pottery, Strippers, Stupidity
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 320 - Part 2 - Bridges, Pronouns
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EP 320 - Part 1 - GF, ABC, Virgin
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas