You Can't Scare Me!
Episodes
Return of the Mummy
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
NOT a scarab! On this episode of YCSM, Bob dies, Mario spit-takes, and Brandon tests his audio levels!(00:00) Introduction(6:22) Mario's History Lesso...
Ghost Beach
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Peace be with you and this is podracing! On this episode of YCSM, Devious Vacuum is full of loose soda, Brandon thinks about Iori Yagami, Bob wonders ...
More & More & More Tales to Give You Goosebumps
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon goes caroling, Mario loves his dog, and Bob gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas!(00:00) Intro...
Go Eat Worms!
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâc...
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’...
Deep Trouble
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Water in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu!(0...
The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2
13 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!(00:0...
Monster Blood II
09 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentam...
Why I'm Afraid of Bees
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcas...
One Day at HorrorLand
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, an...
You Can't Scare Me!
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob ...
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call!(00:00...
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop...
Be Careful What You Wish For
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately ...
The Haunted Mask
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't c...
The Ghost Next Door
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a t...
Welcome to Camp Nightmare
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang i...
The Girl Who Cried Monster
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirst...
Night of the Living Dummy
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep...
Let's Get Invisible!
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical...
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - The Tale of the Guardian's Curse
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting...
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes ...
Say Cheese and Die!
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming tra...
Monster Blood - Part 2
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoid...
Monster Blood
21 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework...
Stay Out of the Basement
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes...
Welcome to Dead House
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old fami...