You Don't Know What You're Doing
Episodes
S2 Ep58: Where Are We At, Exeter?
12 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alfie's away so David and Jon have a look at Exeter City, for once. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2: Ep57 Jon's Car Breaks Down and Exeter Have a New Shirt Sponsor
05 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David's not about so it's cosy chats with Jon and Alfie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 Ep56: David Went to Man Utd, Jon Couldn't Care Less
29 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David went to watch Man Utd v Brighton, Jon couldn't care less and Alfie hissed a bit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 Ep 54: David's off to Man Utd, Jon's Shorts and Alfie in China
27 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about the Great Wall of China, The Great Man Utd and The Great Shape in Jon's Footie Shorts. And if you'd like to receive ea...
S2 Ep55: End of Season Review Sort Of
16 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the big review of the season pod. Sort of. And if you'd like to receive early episodes and a weekly Patreon only podcast called The Gap AND be pa...
S2 Ep54: Exeter Relegated to League 2
05 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat about Exeter's defeat on the final game of the season, sending them back down to League 2. It's happened. And i...
S2 Ep54: Exeter Relegated to League 2
05 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat about Exeter's defeat on the final game of the season, sending them back down to League 2. It's happened.And if ...
S2 Ep53: One More Game
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie attempt to navigate all the fiddly feelings that possible relegation brings up. And if you'd like to support the pod and receiv...
S2 Ep53: One More Game
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie attempt to navigate all the fiddly feelings that possible relegation brings up. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive ...
S2 Ep52: Burton and Boardrooms
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look, albeit briefly, to the Stockport game and then talk about other stuff and nonsense. And if you'd like to support the pod...
S2 Ep52: Burton and Boardrooms
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look, albeit briefly, to the Stockport game and then talk about other stuff and nonsense.And if you'd like to support the pod and...
S2 Ep51: Devon Derby Special
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David's away, so Jon and Alfie take a little look at the Devon Derby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep51: Devon Derby Special
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David's away, so Jon and Alfie take a little look at the Devon Derby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 Ep50: Jon Saw Gary and The Relegation Places
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back. Exeter have dropped into one of the four relegation spots, Jon saw Gary and Alfie had to deal with scum. And if you'...
S2 Ep50: Jon Saw Gary and The Relegation Places
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back. Exeter have dropped into one of the four relegation spots, Jon saw Gary and Alfie had to deal with scum.And if you'd li...
S2 Ep49: Alfie In The Boardroom
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well. Alfie watches Exeter v Luton with Jon. And gets to go in the boardroom. Juicy. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive ...
S2 Ep49: Alfie In The Boardroom
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Well, well, well. Alfie watches Exeter v Luton with Jon. And gets to go in the boardroom. Juicy. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive epis...
S2 Ep48: Alfie Wants Something Interesting, David Wants a Circus, Jon Wants Neither
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat about hope and potential and shrinking budgets. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes ea...
S2 Ep48: Alfie Wants Something Interesting, David Wants a Circus, Jon Wants Neither
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat about hope and potential and shrinking budgets. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early,...
S2 Ep47: No Jon, So What's Going On?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
No Jon today so David and Alfie look back at the season so far. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod...
S2 Ep47: No Jon, So What's Going On?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
No Jon today so David and Alfie look back at the season so far.And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jo...
S2 Ep46: Emergency Pod!!!
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Taylor is back! BOSH And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon's Thursday night preview videos,...
S2 Ep46: Emergency Pod!!!
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Taylor is back! BOSHAnd if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon's Thursday night preview videos, imm...
S2 Ep45: Rodri, Gary and A Really Bad Tuth
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back again to chat about the first week without Gary and Alfie's wisdom tooth. Jon then brings a Rodri story to the pod. A...
S2 Ep45: Rodri, Gary and A Really Bad Tuth
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back again to chat about the first week without Gary and Alfie's wisdom tooth. Jon then brings a Rodri story to the pod.And i...
S2 Ep 44: Gary Has Gone
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A sad week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 44: Gary Has Gone
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A sad week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 Ep43: Gary Outstanding
14 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie record an emergency pod to ask if this is Gary Caldwell's final match in charge of Exeter City. And if you'd like to support t...
S2 Ep43: Gary Outstanding
14 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie record an emergency pod to ask if this is Gary Caldwell's final match in charge of Exeter City.And if you'd like to support the p...
S2 Ep42: Mansfield and Rom Coms
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat footie. But, before that it's whether Jon likes rom coms or not. Still unsure what the answer is. And if you'd...
S2 Ep42: Mansfield and Rom Coms
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat footie. But, before that it's whether Jon likes rom coms or not. Still unsure what the answer is. And if you'd l...
S2 Ep41: Rotherham and Running
07 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back behind the microphones and it's more waffle about football and....this week....competitive running. And if you'd like t...
S2 Ep41: Rotherham and Running
07 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back behind the microphones and it's more waffle about football and....this week....competitive running.And if you'd like to ...
S2 Ep40: Port Vale and Watching the First Half
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat about Exeter's impressive win against Port Vale and David reveals he watched most of the first half. And if yo...
S2 Ep40: Port Vale and Watching the First Half
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat about Exeter's impressive win against Port Vale and David reveals he watched most of the first half. And if you'...
S2 Ep39: Exeter City Chat and Jon's Singles Night - pt 2
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back and it's football and dating nights. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon onl...
S2 Ep39: Exeter City Chat and Jon's Singles Night - pt 2
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back and it's football and dating nights. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only po...
S2 Ep38: 10-1 and Jon's Singles Night
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter City's 10 - 1 loss to Man City in the FA Cup. They then chat about Jon's Singles Night. And if you'd like to ...
S2 Ep38: 10-1 and Jon's Singles Night
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter City's 10 - 1 loss to Man City in the FA Cup. They then chat about Jon's Singles Night. And if you'd like to su...
S2 Ep37: Is Jon Going To A Single's Night and Huddersfield Town AFC
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in town and it's 2026. Is Jon going to a single's night? And Exeter were excellent against Huddersfield. What's happening? And i...
S2 Ep37: Is Jon Going To A Single's Night and Huddersfield Town AFC
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in town and it's 2026. Is Jon going to a single's night? And Exeter were excellent against Huddersfield. What's happening? And if yo...
S2 Ep36: Christmas Special - Sort Of
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David (from his car in a petrol station) joins Jon and Alfie to chat all things Xmas. And other stuff as well. And if you'd like to support the pod...
S2 Ep36: Christmas Special - Sort Of
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David (from his car in a petrol station) joins Jon and Alfie to chat all things Xmas. And other stuff as well.And if you'd like to support the pod and...
S2 Ep35: Bolton Wanderers Preview
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's preview time, or is it? Whatever it is, it's another Celebrity name game! And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a P...
S2 Ep35: Bolton Wanderers Preview
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's preview time, or is it? Whatever it is, it's another Celebrity name game!And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patre...
S2 Ep34: David's Wobbling and THAT News
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat Exeter City, talk about a new game for the show and then receive some enormous news. And if you'd like to sup...
S2 Ep34: David's Wobbling and THAT News
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back to chat Exeter City, talk about a new game for the show and then receive some enormous news.And if you'd like to support...
S2 Ep33: Wycombe Wanderers Preview - Err, bit late...
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are now deep into the dark winter months. Might be the darkest they've ever experienced. Strange times. And if you'd like to ...
S2 Ep33: Wycombe Wanderers Preview - Err, bit late...
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are now deep into the dark winter months. Might be the darkest they've ever experienced. Strange times. And if you'd like to supp...
S2 Ep32: Bradford City Review and The Times Article
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat briefly about Exeter's one nil loss to Bradford but then Alfie brings some news to the pod, which surprises David. And i...
S2 Ep32: Bradford City Review and The Times Article
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat briefly about Exeter's one nil loss to Bradford but then Alfie brings some news to the pod, which surprises David. And if yo...
S2 Ep31: Bradford City Preview
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in town/their offices/rooms and in this episode they're chatting about Exeter's upcoming fixture with Bradford City. The Celebrity N...
S2 Ep31: Bradford City Preview
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in town/their offices/rooms and in this episode they're chatting about Exeter's upcoming fixture with Bradford City. The Celebrity N...
S2 Ep30: Trains, Dicks and Fires
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie somehow manage to find time to record this week's episode - but, unfortunately on of them is one a train, so they have to try and...
S2 Ep30: Trains, Dicks and Fires
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie somehow manage to find time to record this week's episode - but, unfortunately on of them is one a train, so they have to try and...
S2 Ep29: Leyton Orient and Massages
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look back at the Leyton Orient match and then move on to Shiatsu massages. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive epi...
S2 Ep29: Leyton Orient and Massages
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look back at the Leyton Orient match and then move on to Shiatsu massages. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episo...
S2 Ep28: Leyton Orient Preview
15 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to - a must win game - according to Jon. The celebrity quiz is back as well. How's about that then. And if you'd li...
S2 Ep28: Leyton Orient Preview
15 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to - a must win game - according to Jon. The celebrity quiz is back as well. How's about that then.And if you'd like t...
S2 Ep27: Wigan Reaction and Amsterdam Day 3 and 4
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look back at Exeter's one all draw with Wigan and then Jon continues telling them about his Amsterdam trip. And if you'd like...
S2 Ep27: Wigan Reaction and Amsterdam Day 3 and 4
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look back at Exeter's one all draw with Wigan and then Jon continues telling them about his Amsterdam trip. And if you'd like to ...
S2 Ep26: Reece Cole Interview
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David Jon and Aflie are joined by Exeter City player, Reece Cole. What a great story. Super little player. And if you'd like to support the pod ...
S2 Ep26: Reece Cole Interview
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David Jon and Aflie are joined by Exeter City player, Reece Cole. What a great story. Super little player. And if you'd like to support the pod and re...
S2 Ep25: Amsterdam Day One and Day Two
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back and Jon has some stories to tell about his trip to Amsterdam. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episode...
S2 Ep25: Amsterdam Day One and Day Two
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie are back and Jon has some stories to tell about his trip to Amsterdam. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes ...
S2 Ep23: The Devon Derby
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Exeter win. With ease. 2-0 And Jon is on the radio. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon's Th...
S2 Ep23: The Devon Derby
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Exeter win. With ease. 2-0 And Jon is on the radio.And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon's Thursday...
S2 Ep22: The Devon Derby Preview
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon's Thursday night preview videos, immediate match reviews on a...
S2 Ep22: The Devon Derby Preview
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon's Thursday night preview videos, immediate match reviews on a...
S2 Ep21: Jon Goes To The Stockport Game
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David's got the flu, and so Jon and Alfie get together to chat about Jon's experience of going to watch live football again. Did he enjoy it? And i...
S2 Ep21: Jon Goes To The Stockport Game
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David's got the flu, and so Jon and Alfie get together to chat about Jon's experience of going to watch live football again. Did he enjoy it?And if yo...
S2 Ep20: Joe Whitworth Returns
18 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He's back. And this time he's playing the Celebrity Name Game And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, ...
S2 Ep20: Joe Whitworth Returns
18 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He's back. And this time he's playing the Celebrity Name GameAnd if you'd like to support the pod and receive episodes early, a Patreon only pod, Jon'...
S2 Ep19: Played Reading, Saw Rodri
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's one all draw with Reading, Jon shows us around his new flat and we chat about parents embarrassing children. ...
S2 Ep19: Played Reading, Saw Rodri
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's one all draw with Reading, Jon shows us around his new flat and we chat about parents embarrassing children. ...
S2 Ep18: Reading Preview
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to Exeter's game against Reading, Jon tries to explain XG and David brings his name game along again. And if you'd ...
S2 Ep18: Reading Preview
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to Exeter's game against Reading, Jon tries to explain XG and David brings his name game along again.And if you'd like...
S2 Ep17: David Watches Exeter BUT Jon Watches Man Utd
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about why Jon chose to watch Man Utd ahead of Exeter City. Unheard of. And if you'd like to support the pod and receive e...
S2 Ep17: David Watches Exeter BUT Jon Watches Man Utd
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about why Jon chose to watch Man Utd ahead of Exeter City. Unheard of.And if you'd like to support the pod and receive episo...
S2 Ep16: Lincoln City Preview
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look forward to Exeter's game against Lincoln City. Alfie chats about Exeter U21s game in the week. And Jon gives David some Twit...
S2 Ep16: Lincoln City Preview
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look forward to Exeter's game against Lincoln City. Alfie chats about Exeter U21s game in the week. And Jon gives David some Twit...
S2 Ep15: Deactivate Twitter, Activate Willies
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie talk about Exeter's one nil loss to Huddersfield and then chat about deactivating their Twitter account because the place is a ce...
S2 Ep15: Deactivate Twitter, Activate Willies
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie talk about Exeter's one nil loss to Huddersfield and then chat about deactivating their Twitter account because the place is a ce...
S2 Ep14: Huddersfield Town Preview
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to the weekend's game against Huddersfield. Then Jon and Alfie have a back and forth about Ed Sheeran for around 10 mi...
S2 Ep14: Huddersfield Town Preview
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to the weekend's game against Huddersfield. Then Jon and Alfie have a back and forth about Ed Sheeran for around 10 mi...
S2 Ep13: Gone At The Break
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David tells Jon and Alfie that he left the Stevenage game at the break. Jon isn't happy. Alfie's salivating. And if you'd like to support the pod an...
S2 Ep13: Gone At The Break
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David tells Jon and Alfie that he left the Stevenage game at the break. Jon isn't happy. Alfie's salivating. And if you'd like to support the pod and ...
S2 Ep12: Stevenage Borough Preview
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to Exeter's next match against Stevenage. But, only for about 90 seconds. There's a fair bit of Private News to get th...
S2 Ep12: Stevenage Borough Preview
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look ahead to Exeter's next match against Stevenage. But, only for about 90 seconds. There's a fair bit of Private News to get th...
S2 Ep11: The Vale of Doom
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's two nil loss to Port Vale and after a relatively stable beginning, the episode soon disintegrates. Then they...
S2 Ep11: The Vale of Doom
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's two nil loss to Port Vale and after a relatively stable beginning, the episode soon disintegrates.Then they p...
S2 Ep10: Port Vale Preview
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look forward to Exeter's game against Port Vale. David brings a fun Port Vale game to the table and then they chat about how many...
S2 Ep10: Port Vale Preview
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look forward to Exeter's game against Port Vale. David brings a fun Port Vale game to the table and then they chat about how many...
S2 Ep9: Rotherham Utd and Hangovers
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look back on Exeter's loss to Rotherham and feel beaten, black and blue. Jon's been throwing up in the toilet and David might tak...
S2 Ep9: Rotherham Utd and Hangovers
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie look back on Exeter's loss to Rotherham and feel beaten, black and blue. Jon's been throwing up in the toilet and David might tak...
S2 Ep8: Rotherham UTD and The Tour Of Britain Is Annoying Alfie
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alfie tells David and Jon that the Tour of Britain has caused his road to be closed - and he's blowing a gasket over it. Jon then chats about the upco...
S2 Ep8: Rotherham UTD and The Tour Of Britain Is Annoying Alfie
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alfie tells David and Jon that the Tour of Britain has caused his road to be closed - and he's blowing a gasket over it. Jon then chats about the upco...
S2 Ep7: Three New Signings and Why Am I Here?
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David's away for work, so Jon and Alfie take the reins. Then David turns up. Questions why he watches football. Eats his dinner. And then they chat ab...
S2 Ep7: Three New Signings and Why Am I Here?
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David's away for work, so Jon and Alfie take the reins. Then David turns up. Questions why he watches football. Eats his dinner. And then they chat ab...
S2 Ep6: Alfie Is Ignored Again and Peterborough UTD
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
David, Jon and Alfie chat about Alfie's Tik Tok post that garnered very little attention from Exeter City FC. And if you'd like to support the pod a...