You Look Nice Today
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
California King: "What is HØL?"
04 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we a...
Episode 51: Vintage Vape
16 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Whether you like baseball, chicken dinners, multilevel marketing, or The Price is Right, we offer several varietals of bespoke juices you can enjoy wi...
Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)
02 Nov 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. No dogs, babies, or squares allowed. In preparation for your first day on campus, p...
Episode 49: Make a Given Wish
03 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiati...
Episode 48: Schrodinger's Conference Bag
02 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference & Expo™! Get ready for an epic showcase of big-idea ideatio...
Episode 47: Adam Ruins Everything
02 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Listen. It’s actually very simple. When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today “Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a world of theoretically...
Episode 46: Poolside
02 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
ATTENTION! POOL RULES! Free swim Thursdays 4:00 - 4:15. Shower before entering pool. Also, shave before entering pool. This is a “Body Shame Fr...
Episode 45: Morning Glory
02 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
TO: Paul Polman, CEO Unilever PLC London, United Kingdom Dear Mr. Polman, I hope you can help me. You are in charge of a massive, multinationa...
Episode 44: The Rules
02 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sp...
Episode 43: Gellies Local 416
02 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Thieving Threesome Nabbed (California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $400 in...
Episode 42: Druthers, CA
02 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us: • Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now,...
Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach
03 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
The Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today on Huffduffer Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear! Firs...
Episode 40: Lobster Farm
02 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Becaus...
Episode 39: Razzledazzle
07 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Unpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron that really scales. It’s a start.
Episode 38: That's Babies
03 Nov 2010
Contributed by Lukas
“Baby City” Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt Babies are special babies are tough babies have smooth skin NE-VER rough! Ha...
Episode 37: The Magic Number
19 May 2010
Contributed by Lukas
We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunate...
Episode 36: Bubbles
09 Feb 2010
Contributed by Lukas
Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction Beginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd. Long Beach, CA Feb 8, 2010 Registration 7:30-10:00 A.M. Auction With Reserve Will ...
Episode 35: The Sake Period
04 Dec 2009
Contributed by Lukas
Subject: #1228743 “Mann” Application Date: September 4, 1980 Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this...
Episode 34: In Congrefs
09 Oct 2009
Contributed by Lukas
Hop in our decommissioned World War II tank that has been outfitted to look like the Liberty Bell. The You Look Nice Today Tour of Philadelphia Hots...
Episode 33: Breakin' In
16 Sep 2009
Contributed by Lukas
While under the influence of y, we reveal that: Merlin once put x in an envelope. Scott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention away from his o...
Episode 32: The Good Part
30 Jul 2009
Contributed by Lukas
You’re gonna love it—the guitar does this “Wheeee!” thing while the drums go all “Chukka chukka booda booda.” OK, here it comes. Shhhh! N...
Episode 31: Lonely Polisher
22 May 2009
Contributed by Lukas
Seattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009 We teamed up with our pals Jordan, Jesse, Go! and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwest Me...
Episode 30: Angry Captain
06 May 2009
Contributed by Lukas
INT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAIN’S OFFICE IN THE 80’s - NIGHT The chair behind the captain’s desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs fa...
Episode 29: Vachina
26 Mar 2009
Contributed by Lukas
Making college affordable, restful, and culturally relevant; the cupping comforts of secondary scholarship; Adam becomes a costumed mascot and buys a ...
Episode 28: OPN♥WDE
18 Feb 2009
Contributed by Lukas
Merlin: Boy Scout Scott: Boy Scout Adam: YMCA Indian Guide
Episode 27: Christmas Is Near
03 Feb 2009
Contributed by Lukas
Listen as we conduct our exclusive pro gift-giving super-session TED Talk master class webinar. Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours for FREE...
Episode 26: Nickelpuss
10 Dec 2008
Contributed by Lukas
1930’s wandering troubadour Trinket Pills (? - 1939) scored a brief hit on the Wichita charts with his plaintive Ballad of Joey Nickelpuss: Th’ ...
Episode 25: Faire du camping
03 Dec 2008
Contributed by Lukas
If “penultimate” meant “last,” this would be the penultimate episode of our VSOP series. Thanks again to John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, and t...
Episode 24: Faux Tog
24 Nov 2008
Contributed by Lukas
YLNT VSOP, Part II! The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to the VSOP series...
Episode 23: Selfish Express
13 Nov 2008
Contributed by Lukas
It’s YLNT VSOP, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guests John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton. Aided by Hodgman’s exp...
Episode 22: Who Voted?
28 Oct 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Thousands* of you wrote to us asking for Election Day guidance. Sadly, we don’t have time to evaluate every candidate in every race. Instead, we com...
Episode 21: Mr. Owl
16 Oct 2008
Contributed by Lukas
FIRST: Nose harmony, quarters, who’s Capote now?, “He plays you better than you play you,” layers of latex, latchkey ontologies, start shooting...
Episode 20: Transitions
09 Oct 2008
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve just hopped on the #17 Express and must quickly decide where to sit. In the back of the bus, four teenagers have staked their claim to a doze...
Episode 19: Man School
30 Sep 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Now* accepting applications for the Class of 2016! Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: P...
Episode 18: Tang Tangs
16 Sep 2008
Contributed by Lukas
The parenting of negligence, things you didn’t know about gas stations, ancient aphorisms, tethered to a key, you go in and stay there until you hav...
Episode 17: Where Is the Ham?
09 Sep 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Sandwich smiles into the mouthpiece, teenage telemarketing salad days, LonelyWear’s autumn line, the secret of our success (at Macy’s), ham sympho...
Episode 16: The Tux Age
02 Sep 2008
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from summer break full of something and something. Expect weekly episodes until it’s time for fall break. Or early September break. Bre...
Episode 15: Rampant on a Field
29 Jul 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin’ with the quadruped...
Episode 14: Aunt Nancy
18 Jul 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Sit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don’t cross the swords. We’re coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el re...
Episode 13: Expressed as a Vest
08 Jul 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Unhealthy ligatures, a course of Prednisone, “I’m not following you!”, obscure chess moves, smoking for the cure, misused orifices, we pass as n...
Episode 12: Live!: Baby on a Dog
02 Jul 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live at the Dark Room Theater in San Francisco. Don’t miss lots of great photos from the event. Desperate for funds, we explore opening a ...
Episode 11: Guaranteed Morrie
23 Jun 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Parental interference and other awkwardtunities, pie vs invisibilty, how Adam will die, Tuesdays with Tom Waits, Wisdom Experience guaranteed, another...
Episode 10: Early Bird
12 Jun 2008
Contributed by Lukas
How do your socks feel about it?, a new kind of retail experience, Sandwich knows his Douglas Firs, Farewell to Tight (actually The Sun Also Tights), ...
Episode 9: Truck Spank
02 Jun 2008
Contributed by Lukas
So sorry!, the oxygen lobby, doin’ the Skokie, Wallet-on-Chain is not a town in England, Sean Connery is Japanese, What’s your latte name?, pre-di...
Episode 8: Sacks-Minnelli Disease
21 May 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Doing the fishstick, Sacks-Minnelli Disease, on the logical possibility of a cool fannypack, who’s your frelative?, “A Touch of Asperger’s”, s...
Episode 7: Nary a Dude
12 May 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Sheriff’s got a posse, Clarence the barber (and his balls), the benenemafits of a Fleet-based regimen, the grapefruit and bacon diet, Neti pots and ...
Episode 6: Jobbo
06 May 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Jamón y jabón, computerized career counseling, [email protected], Sandwich does the Boogie Oogie, skating to college, Checkin’ Out!, A...
Episode 5: Schadenfunny
29 Apr 2008
Contributed by Lukas
On Being Boring, crazy meat, Merlin knows how to build a team, Lonely Spacecamp, Clooney trumps Hill but both beat you, Encounters with Celebrity, nic...
Episode 4: Peak Hair
21 Apr 2008
Contributed by Lukas
"Oh my God: you GUYS!"; Scott sports vomit; Merlin raises a Predator; Scott has a hair theory about ladies who sing; Merlin calls for a National Day o...
Episode 3: Snare!
14 Apr 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Sign up for SNARE!, Ol’ Grandpa Mann’s Phlegmatic/Bucolic Humour Balancing Apparatus, the magical beards of junior high, receiving pleasure for mo...
Episode 2: Known for His Reach
09 Apr 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Merlin looks for cashews, Allan Holdsworth saves a kitten, Scott licks shiny faces, “arrested developments” in Adam’s pants, Elvis gives away tr...
Episode 1: Morning Powder
04 Apr 2008
Contributed by Lukas
Cosby takes the Queen to a dunk tank, office resources sparingly allocated, sponsors intimidated. Assorted loofah-related incidents.