Chapter 1: What is the worst hotel experience shared in this episode?
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Also on Patreon, every week you get a Patreon-exclusive episode. It's another hour with all the boys you see in the fourth camera. Say I love you. I love you. Not on beat. They're all white. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. Yes! Yeah! The YouShouldKnowPodcast. We are co-host cam back in the studio. How bad do you think you'd fail if you did a 619? Um, I've tried it. I tried a 619.
Where? Oh, jungle gym or the place game is what I call it. You tried a Was there an opponent? Did you try it on somebody? Or did you try just a naked by yourself 619? I think it was by myself. I think I just did an air 619. And I didn't realize how physics worked at the time.
And so if you swing through and there's not something to stop you, like a human force or skull, you're just going to spin around. I almost dislocated my elbow on the monkey bars. Oh my God. He goes on the what bars? He goes, you almost did what you, huh? Cam, dude, I feel strange. Normally I ask how your week was, but we were together. We spent a whole boys weekend. Boys, boys.
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Chapter 2: What happened during the five-star hotel stay?
All I hear is, his artillery in that toilet. Oh! He's like, I'm hit, I'm hit! Yeah, what'd your guy do? He said, oh no, I just spilled! No, dude. Swear to God, no, no, that is the top five worst things you can do as a human being. Like, I don't care what time of the day you thought it was. I don't care how empty you thought that bathroom was. You closed that door every time.
A hundred out of a hundred times, you closed the door. The fact he was in movement towards you, that's enough for me to catch a case. I swear to God, that is enough. If another man's butt naked, I can smell your fecal matter. I can see your genitalia and you're starting to line men walk towards me like you're in pass block and you're coming toward me. I'm Yeah, I have to. I'm sorry.
Dude, honestly, it's one of those things. I've seen wild things happen. I've seen car crashes in person. I've seen people break their arm in person. There was a certain level of trauma that was instilled onto my heart from watching a grown man publicly poop in front of me, direct eye contact, then charge me.
Like there's, dude, the craziest part about this is I'm weird with stories and like analytical. And I do not know which is more of a
traumatic thing yeah the fact that a grown man decided it was okay to take a yeah with the door wide open or the fact that started moving towards you you know what i'm saying i can't pick if i just see the guy like this oh yeah he's not even sitting he's hovering oh I don't know which is worse. I really don't. It's like one of those things you're stuck in the tracks.
Like you can prepare for certain things in life. Home robberies, lock your door, right? Yeah. Car crash, wear a seatbelt, be vigilant. Put the phone down. Exactly. There's nothing on this planet that can prepare you for that. That's like going to sleep and then you wake up and you're on train tracks and you're just standing there and you're looking at a locomotive. You're like... You're like...
There's nothing that can prepare you for that. No, dude, that is utter... That guy needs... Okay, now this is a very important question. Yeah. Very important. Do you think he was a member? He was staying there that night at the hotel. Okay, that's one of the things that went through my mind. I was like, maybe it was a homeless man that's not going to use the bathroom.
That's what I was going to ask. But at the same time, he had slacks on. Oh, dude, he needs- Well, he didn't have them on, but I heard the belt coming at me whenever it was like, you know, whenever the belt's dragging on the floor? Homeless people don't wear belts. They don't have belts. They don't wear belts. No, he needs to be indicted. That guy needs to lose his assets.
That is enough for generational suffering. His lineage needs to learn a lesson from that. Freeze all of his accounts. Freeze all your accounts. He needs to go bankrupt. He needs to have a lifetime warrant. Like anytime you get pulled over, you're going to jail. Like if you do one infraction, you're going to prison. If you are drunk walking on the sidewalk, jail. Yeah. Two years minimum.
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Chapter 3: How does hygiene impact personal experiences shared in the podcast?
You're a sellout. You're just trying to agree with Zoe. No, I have no relation. I love Zoe, but I don't care what she thinks of me. You'd rather be in school. Stress levels high or non-existent? You'd rather, you of all people, the dropout, you'd rather be in school than summer. I loved school without the actual school part. It's a big clubhouse. Okay, then there's your caveat.
That's the thing she said with no academic stress. That means you're just in a big clubhouse with your friends. Summer was lonely. I was singing to my crush high school musical tunes through my house. I was hoping she would hear it. Peyton... We live like an adult summer now. You wouldn't rather be in school. Okay, but you said, you said school, right?
You said I'd rather do school if like the school part was there. Yes, I thought that's what the question was. No, academic stress. What's academic stress? Like if you weren't like feeling like you're underwater and failing your classes and all the work and stuff. Oh, I never cared about that anyway. Okay, that's fair. Are there repercussions to failing? Yes, you answered that.
That brings stress though then. That is not the, you would not rather stress high or non-existent. There's no way you're picking. Why? Okay. If that was true. School is the best place on earth. If there was no school. Oh my God. I feel like I am. Where's Ashton Kutcher? I'm being pranked right now. You're telling me that school's better than summer.
Why do we count down to summer every year in school? If school didn't have notes or tests, it would be the best place on earth. It's also not school at that point. It's just the hangout. If school didn't have teachers, notes, tests, or assignments, it would be the best. Yeah, no . Well, then maybe I'm wrong. That's like going to college and being in a dorm of 2,000 with no teachers.
She said, without the stress of academics. So like, knowing you gotta do this, it's better than summer. School's not better than summer with any caveat. Okay, I also didn't have friends. So that made, like, the gutter gang, they were cool, but sometimes I couldn't find them in the sewer. I know I always knew where they're at. Like we, we always found each other at the school.
That's how we became friends. So if I didn't have school, I wouldn't have the gutter gang. If without school, I wouldn't have you without school. We wouldn't have this. Okay. That's fine. That doesn't mean it didn't suck. when we were there. But okay, honestly, school does not suck. School doesn't suck. Because if you look back at it, it was the easiest, simplest time ever for most people. Yes.
Because the real life happens after college. And then you're like, oh, I would rather be doing Cornell style notes. Did y'all do Cornell style notes? Cornell sucked. I don't know who that is. He sucks. It's a university. Yeah. Oh, it comes from the University of Cornell. Yep. I thought it was like Colonel Cornell. Like Sergeant Cornell. Oh, your sister's boss. Yeah.
I go, by the way, she was in the 8th battalion. No, I'm just kidding. But there's no, bro. Summer in every way, shape, and form is better than school. Yeah. You're doing the same with no agenda. And you get to do what you want. So you're saying no tests, no notes, you get to be with the friends? I'm already with my friends. I literally go, hey, let's go outside right now.
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Chapter 4: What insights are shared about the importance of therapy?
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Chapter 5: What are the bizarre TikTok remedies discussed?
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I said, watch it. Okay. Step one, boiling pot of water right in front of his face. Boiling water. Oh, does he put the cover over his head? Yeah. He's like this. Yeah. He sounded like Darth Sidious. He's like, Anakin. He's like, no, help me, help me. He's literally like this, right? Yeah. So then I'm like, all right, that's a rough start already. Throws the towel off, grabs a red onion.
A literal red onion. Yeah. Doesn't cut it, dice it, slice it. He grabs it and goes, like a donkey. He literally goes, Oh, I have seen this guy. Yeah. Ate that onion like a horse. I go, okay, now, I kind of like onions. I like me a little Mediterranean salad. I can get behind this. He goes, the whole video he doesn't speak. He looks at the camera and he goes, like round two. Yeah.
Back over the boiling water. Oh my God. He's doing it again. Help me. The Jedi are taking over. He comes back. Raw ginger, a sprout of ginger, and literally goes like this. Like he's showing it to the camera. Back over the water. Again, third round is honey. That's fine, I can get behind that. Honey, slurps it, re-watered. Fourth round was a clove of garlic I said, you're Lucifer.
I know what this is. You're Dracula. Oh, this is witchcraft. Yeah, this is voodoo. Yeah, yeah. What's the next thing? Get toenails? Okay, not toenails, but he gets the garlic, eats it. Every time he's going back to the boiling water, for ten minutes, mind you. Ten minutes of boiling water. Comes back up. Another one is, like, pure turmeric.
So, like, he has the powder, like, pure turmeric powder, and just put it in some water. Oh. And I said, holy shit. Slams it like it's a green tea shot. Back down in the last round, he goes, now, simply drink some of the boiling water. And it'll kill some things inside.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the Spelling Bee challenge?
You got going. Takes the pot. No, he doesn't. Because it's just water boiling. Puts it in a glass and literally goes. Oh, don't try this. You can see the steam coming off it. And I literally looked at that video and out loud, I went, I'd rather be sick. I said, I'd much rather take a blanket, some Tylenol. I saw somebody comment on that and be like, I got sicker after this.
Sounds like I've been sick for four days. Yeah, if that's what it takes, give me the cold and flu medicine and let me binge a show. I'd much rather just stay in bed and have a little cough. Dude, people do a lot of weird shit whenever they're sick. I have a sick remedy. I'd love to hear it. What's your sick remedy? Honestly, push-ups. Honestly, it's push-ups.
Okay, now your definition of a remedy. You think, oh, I'm not feeling good. You think that's getting rid of the symptoms. It's push-ups and jumping jacks, but sometimes the jumping jacks make my tummy upset. Do you do them naked or clothed? Oh, dude, I can't do jumping jacks naked. I bruised my eye one time. Hit it! You bruised your eye.
Bruised your eyes No, I did I did about 50 naked jumping jacks last night before my shower No reason no reason wife was in the other trying to make it grow right wife's in the other room I looked at myself, but naked in the mirror cuz I caught myself like Bigfoot I was going I was going for underwear. Yeah, and I turned I just looked at myself and I went oh I just started repping jump jacks.
They were just going. No, it wasn't. It was like this. It was going like that. It was like. Hey, Beck, can I talk about water again? Yeah, you can. Hey, talk about whatever you want. So we were in New York, and this is going back to New York.
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Chapter 7: What hilarious moments occur during the spelling challenge?
By the way, Joe still hasn't texted me. I was about to say, we still don't have that date set up. So I flew back to New York to see Joe. Oh, my God. You ever seen bridges in water? Yes. Oh my god, no, I, now that- What comes first? Now this I can give you the answer for. What comes first, the bridge or the water? The water. How the f*** does that happen? Now, I went down a rabbit hole.
You know the answer? I know the answer. Before you give me your answer, can I have- I would love to hear your crack head. I'd love to hear how you think they make a bridge that is already in stable water. The Navy. Genuinely, the Navy. That's the only thing that makes sense.
you can't just i don't even know what the that means that like that that actually doesn't answer the navy the navy what does that mean the navy who has the equipment to go that deep into the ocean you you think you think they're deploying submarines to make a bridge there's bridges like the san francisco bridge is in water right
Actually, I'd actually venture to say probably 90% of bridges are in water. Is that a fact? Maybe not 90. That might be high, but a lot of bridges are in water. I haven't been on many bridges. It's against my religion. No, it's not. Yeah, it is.
hell but you know my thing is the naval system yeah because who has that kind of equipment to get that deep into water with that many trained people to build something that can hold millions of pounds of cargo and people and cars and and exist for hundreds of years the only thing that could do that is the naval system our navy our men and women in the navy seals what do you think they're doing with their submarine
What do you think the Navy, right? Who else can get in the water like that? You can't. Our military. Why do you think they're building the Golden Gate Bridge? So you think the city, like the city of New York, is just hiring contracted workers to be like, who can swim and going down there with hammers? Ding, ding, ding. No, they're not. No, they don't go underwater with hammers.
Then how are they getting there? You think it's a cartoon network? They're like. With underwater drills. That's the only way you can get out of there. And oxygen tanks. Please explain to me what you think. I would probably pay. I'd pay a good amount of money to just take your brain and thoughts and plug it into mine for a day. You think we have scuba divers with jackhammers.
It's called construction scuba. Connected to oxygen building blocks. the largest bridge in our country? No, I think it's the naval system. I think it's the most trained men and women in our country that their whole life is underwater. They spend the whole year underwater. That's where they fight. So they go under there and they swim and then they build.
That's how we get all our things underwater. They make big bridges like this. They go. Which you think, yeah. No, no, no. I've seen the video. No, just don't know. You think. You don't know. I think. They go and they find the perfect spots for the pillars, right? Now they have to do it one by one. Now how do they find the perfect spots? That's some scientist. People! The Navy!
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