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Chapter 1: What makes this episode of Young Hot Guys special?
This show is part of the Headstuff Podcast Network.
Well, a very special episode of Young Hot Guys today. We are recording live here at Bloom Festival in Phoenix Park. It's incredible. Lyric FM are here. Yes. And it's a little bit different. I think we can... A big shout out from everyone in the tent. I was going to let Hilary do it, but... Oh, big shout out for people in the tent. Not a single person under 70, but they are all here for now.
We are looking, of course, at the flora and the fauna. And, of course, the sauna.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the Bloom Festival experience?
And we are fawning over some of the beautiful displays that we have seen. And, of course, the fauns in the park. In the park.
I came all the way from Minnesota to be here for the Bloom's Festival. I just want to walk in the same steps as Leopold Bloom. I love James Joyce. He's probably my favorite author.
That's a different thing. That's a different Bloom.
There's a lot of flowers here and I have not seen the Martello Towers. No, you've come to the wrong day.
I've not seen the Martello Towers yet. Sorry, just the gentleman here, Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Mouse. Yes, Bloom's Day. Yes. Huh?
Huh?
And Bloom... Okay, Bloom... Okay, well, thank you very much. Anyway... Pluto, we're at the wrong festival! You're here at the wrong time. Clean your room! You're here at the wrong time. I didn't know, Mickey, that you would be such a big fan of Dream of Consciousness. And I thought you're based in Florida. Literature.
Well, you know, Florida's finally rising up against the woke agenda.
Okay, well, we'll have to cut you off there because we are running out of time. A lot of people, you know, a number of months ago, just a special announcement just here as part of the Balloon Festival. A number of months ago, we teased about a secret episode of Young Hot Guys. Yes. A duo episode that was never released and... Literally nobody passed any comment on that whatsoever.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the 'duopod' episode?
But anyway, I don't know. But a belly button is involved. Yes. And an ear. I don't know. It was strange of him to say. Yeah. Anyway, I want to say that one time somebody wrote a nice Google or one of those reviews on one of the places and was like, love this podcast. So much better when all three of them are there. And I will say like, yeah, obviously. That's every week.
Yeah, that's like every week. There's two of these a week if you subscribe to The Boner. Like, sometimes people are teen, Tosche teen. But basically you're saying you like the podcast. Yeah, but why does he have to say it's so much better when they think, we know that. We're insecure about that and we're trying our best to keep this show on the road. Hilary needs that money.
Do you know what I mean? Seven grand a week she gets on this. And she needs that because she's not great with her money. She's a great solicitor, but unfortunately she's bought a house in Dartmouth Square. She's living way beyond her means. And that's her third house. house, I think, on Dartmouth Square.
No, she has a number of properties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, on Dartmouth Square. And they're all private sales. You wouldn't actually find, they're very private. Her name's not on the deed, as it were, but anyway. Basically, if she gets enough houses on Dartmouth Square, she will own the park in the middle. She's going to get the park. So she gets the park in the middle. And then she will also own the Metrolink. Yeah.
Hillary is running the Metrolink. That's why it's taking so long, because she's not great with money. So it would be here otherwise. Anyway, I was thinking what we could do with this is that it could be like, we're recording this just in case Tony's not well enough to come back for when we need the next podcast to go out.
And I was thinking that we should, if that's the case, all going well, this podcast will never air.
Yes.
So hopefully you never hear this. Yeah, but then also maybe we could build a bit of hype around it for over the coming months. and talking about the episode there are two others there's sort of there's two other episodes yeah there's two we recorded the first episode of this podcast that went out was the third episode we recorded okay yeah and the other two pilots didn't see the light of day
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to the absence of Tony Cantwell?
I didn't know. We did this and they said to me, do you want to put on a show in Liberty Hall? And I was like, okay. I'd never done a solo before. And then I just said, they said, we can put on one on Friday, one on Saturday. And I was like, no, just one is fine. And I didn't know how to even, I didn't know it was sold. It was like sold out. And I was just like sat there doing nothing.
And I was like, I wonder how that's going. I didn't even check. And it was sold out. I didn't know. Yeah, special night. And I did this Oklahoma. I wanted the start of Oklahoma has this fascinating, fabulous music. And I wanted to put that in and everyone thought, oh, it's too long. And I was like, I thought it was cool. It was building tension.
Maybe I did it wrong by having Fiona Frawley introduce me and then 90 seconds of music. Maybe that was the case, but I didn't anyway. At the time, there was a man working there who was hard work to deal with. So I did the best I could. Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming, mate. No, you're welcome.
I will support the arts. I feel like, is it Nardwar? Nardwar? Who's that guy who interviews people? Nardwar. Am I... Hillary Nod, if that's the right person. A guy with glasses and curly hair and he talks like, and this is... You liked this band when you were 16. What does that mean? I don't know who that is, sorry. People don't know that. Okay, he's a famous... Yeah, that guy. Yeah, yeah.
With a beret and glasses. He's a famous interviewer. His kind of shtick is that he does very, very deep research on the people and then he mentions something from their past that they're like, how did you know that? And then like... Or maybe I feel like... you know, like a sort of an emotional interview like Parkinson's and I just sort of pass a ticket across the stage. Parkinson. Parkinson.
Parkinson. You know that interviewer, the degenerative brain disease, Parkinson's. Now, Shane, look at these tickets. What does that mean to you? What does that say to you? You know, it was the start of the rest of my life in many ways, Cillian. My life changed significantly around that time. I mean, a couple of years before, I suppose, in the pandemic where all our lives changed. Yeah.
But essentially the story of me is I put on that wig and nothing was the same again. I made one video that went viral at the time. Anyway, and I did a character called Shannon and Shannon performed a number at Liberty Hall. Remember you closed on Shannon? Yeah. Who's Shannon? No, but you closed it. Who's Shannon Shane?
Shannon was a character called Shannon from Shannon's Hair, Beauty, Brows, Nails and Dog Grooming on the Lower Kimmett Road. And there was a bit in the pandemic where it's a boring story with the pandemic. No. A bit. I think we're past it enough that it's no longer recent. So it's actually something you can analyse now. It's not like... It was like five and a half years ago I did that.
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Chapter 5: What humorous stories do the hosts share about cleaning and mindfulness?
In hindsight, maybe, you know. I felt that exact thing when you started saying that's the capitalist mindset. Like pop stars can have careers, right? We understand what that means. They mean all the stuff I've done. I mean, I know what that means. But like, not your career if you just work in like the bank or whatever. I think also like your career, like,
Are you allowed to talk about it when you're only two years in or when you're three years in? Your career. Yeah, or if you're, I don't know, selling like... Is the rest of your work a career? Yeah. Does your career involve all your other jobs you had? Yeah. Is your side hustle? I worked in a cafe for years and then I did my master's in the evening and now I work in...
It's a useful... A company of some kind. I just say work now. Whenever anyone asks me, like, oh, can you do something? I say, I've got work. I just say, I've got work. Even if it's a gig, I say, I've got work. And then that kind of just gets people to... I feel like work is a good word to use.
Yeah, no, I just say work, but it sometimes does feel funny if you're like, it's like, I'm working and it's me and Tony riding a tandem bike dress as babes. Like that's... I'm working now. Sometimes we do have to say that. It's like, I can't. I'm actually at work at the moment. I'm at work. I'm pretending to be my mom for boil sports. No, I wouldn't do that. What was that for?
Movember, we did it. I can't. I'm basically trying to make the... Using crisp packet noises to make the Irish national anthem, which is what Michael Fry one time promised to do for some crisp company. I imagine it was Tato. He was like... He was like promised hard on what he was going to do. And then a couple of days before, he's like, I just realized this is impossible.
His whole pitch, which they thought was amazing, was like, I'm going to make the national anthem out of crisp packet noises. And I was like, why? Why did you say you could do that? He's like, I think I could do that. And then like two days before, he's like, yeah, I got to pull out of that. I can't do that. Like through Musique Concrete or something, you know? I don't know.
I don't think anyone knows what Musique Concrete is. Musique Concrete is... Sorry, pause for the little geeks who are going, I know what it is. Yeah, okay. I meant like broadly speaking, most people don't know what that is. Okay. No, I don't think they would. I haven't. I went to film school. In DIT. In DIT.
do it tomorrow yeah you didn't do it out in the National Film School in Dun Laoghaire no no we we learned how to make music from noises so you know like I'm putting a cup down but then if you recorded that you could do a beat on that every four and then I got my ticket for the long way round that's music yeah
What those people were actually doing is they were very heavily influenced by French recording, sound recorders. The film Pitch Perfect. Yes, from sort of the 60s and 70s. That's what they were mainly influenced by. And the Doctor Who soundtrack. I think there's a lot of music concrete in that. So that's kind of... Geeks, like I said. Geeks. No, you're right. You're right. It is geeky.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss their experiences with trifle?
We don't need anything. I'm enjoying you embracing this new part of life. It is a joy.
it is a joy to do that and if you're lucky enough to have like to buy things the other day I wanted to get rid of the the wee you know the recycled things I talk about it every three months in the podcast but I was getting rid of a few bits and then I was like oh do you know what what else I was having a look around home stores and more shout out to the team out there home stores and animals Shane's big fans and I bought I got us a new bin
And it's like one of those ones that push pedal, very nice, and recycling on one side and the other on the other side. And I was like, this is great. And I text her, I was like, but I get it. And I was like, he won't say it. And the rain said, yeah, get it. And I was like, this is great. I love this part of life. It's so funny that Ray's like, I can't get a TV, he won't let me.
Yours is like a push pedal bid. You're like, no, he won't. No, I can't buy without him. No, he wouldn't let me. It's too big. Well, I have a secret resentment because Raymond broke two bins that we have, right? So we've had over the years, right?
Did he used to be a drummer?
No. Is he using the pedal too much? Because when he's doing the bag or taking the bag out, no one likes to do that. Like no one enjoys that part of life. He'll lose his temper a little bit.
Okay.
One of them was broken with no explanation and I never asked him. I just didn't say like, oh, so now we have a bin that's just a bucket with all the recycling. That's a bucket. We have a bucket now. What we now have is a bucket. And I said nothing. I said nothing. I thought, you know, you pick your battle skill. You know yourself. We're going to use the rice cooker.
Well, currently he's in love with the rice cooker. But don't mention bins around me because Anna got a new bin. It's just, it's, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What insights do they offer about the challenges of podcasting?
I've looked at the members' trifle needs, trifle demands. Sinn Féin, the lowest. Verliani were taking trifle in Sinn Féin. They take the average industrial amount of trifle. They take the average industrial amount of trifle, yes. And I think it's Peirce Darty himself would be under that.
I'd like to look and see because he looks like he's been... Fianna Fáil, Fianna Gael, much at the higher end, 80%. Yes. Members are having trifle most days. And then, you know, I suppose towards the left, Holly Kearns and the Social Democrats, no trifle. Well, I find that very hard to believe. I find that very hard to believe. If there is trifles, I mean, there's a long history here.
Let's bring in Holly Kearns.
It's Irish dairy.
It's Irish jelly and cake. Irish cake. Holly Kearns is joining us from our doll studio today. Holly, thank you so much for joining us. Is it fair to say that none of your party are taking the trifle? Hello, thank you, Shane. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Holly, did you not even have a pregnancy craving for some trifle?
First of all, I do think that line of questioning is certainly out of place. It has no place in the workforce. What I ate during my pregnancy is to do with me and as a choice for me and my family. And consultation with my partner and wholly, very much my body. Does your partner do the bins, Holly? Does your partner do the bins? My partner does do the bins, yes. He takes care of that.
How could she run the government if she doesn't even know the experience of taking a trifling bin? He is up and down those stairs and he said, throughout my maternity leave, he found he was up and down the whole time with nappies and other refuse just from the baby generating something so small can generate such a large amount of waste.
But I did feel at certain times, especially during the inclement weather, that I was hanging around like a blue-eyed fly.
okay well Ali we do have to move on thank you very much for your contribution we do have to move on and I think do new new new do new new new okay we're going to send Tony a voice message to send us a voice message but the voice message has to be related to the podcast the topics of the podcast okay Hi, Tony. It's Shane and Cillian here. We are currently recording a podcast, Sans Tony.
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