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Chapter 1: What personal anecdotes do the hosts share about their lives?
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Welcome to the Young Hot Guys podcast. I feel like we might do something that we don't do very often, but it's called a peep, peep, peep into our little lives. A peep, peep, peep. Verhaben allerlieb. Into our little lives. Every week someone new must listen. And then they hear that and they go, what cult have I just joined?
Yeah, the podcast is going long enough that they, people just go, I'm starting here. There's too many episodes.
I'm starting here.
So welcome. Welcome. What's the origin of peep, peep, peep? What's the origin of peep, peep, peep? What's the origin of peep, peep, peep? Guys, I looked you up on Instagram and I got a message and it said, am I on some kind of list?
I looked up young hot guys we should change the name of the podcast it's too late what's the origin of Killian not being fully Irish what's the Killian what's the origin what's the Killian of origin being German right back right now Bitter. Attractive. Very attractive. Hot and loud. And a little bit sad. He was the best guy around. Oh my, oh my. Is it hot in here or what?
You're an attractive guy. It's the fabulous Tony Cantwell. I'm talking about Shane Daniel.
Idiot!
Idiot!
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts humorously address the topic of 'being Gen Z'?
So sweet. Good for him. I said fair play to you. I think it's good to take a shot. I think it's good to take a shot. Yeah, and he was doing, he was talking about, you know, a couple of little teeth, doing the countdown, doing the QI, that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, yeah, cute, do little opportunities.
I see a future, you know, a few years from now. There's room for someone like that, probably. I think so, yeah. I disagree. I think it's quite busy at the moment, and I don't want anyone else coming in, to be honest. I disagree, Michael. Pull the ladder up behind you kind of policy. I was at the festival, the Cat Laughs Festival, and a lot of people from King... I think so.
A lot of people who are Kilkenny people, because the man from the gym, he was like, oh, you're down at the Cat's Laugh. And I think he's from Kilkenny. And I think people from Kilkenny call it the Cat's Laugh. And I actually think the Cat's Laugh, better name. Because they're the cats and they laugh. The first time I went, I was like, oh, look at him. He's the Cat's Laugh.
and I was enjoying that like the cat's pyjamas you know that kind of thing as if he's the big you know your man thinks he's the cat's laugh that's fun I think they should I know it's been going for 35 years or whatever but maybe change it up why are they the cats? why are Kenny called the cats? I don't know meow I don't know is that your confused noise? yeah me? yeah fuck that you don't know meow
What's that?
Can you do the noise they make when they're like... In heat?
I can't do it.
Sounds like someone who's been winded. You sound like a cat when you're winded. This is my impression of a cat in heat. What if I gotta take you down? Oh, that's good.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on the concept of a glass metro?
I'm so horny for a cat. That's Al Pacino in heat there. This is the final season of Young Hot Guys. It descends into bloody chaos. It's like herding cats in here. I'm pulling myself off. I need someone.
I need somebody to satisfy this need I have inside my soul. Oh.
That's good. And you're not one for impressions, but that's good. That's not good. It's just talking loud. It's good. My favorite Al Pacino moment. Energetically, it was there. Yeah. It's go big. That's all you got to do to get Pacino. I say go big or go and leave it. Go and leave. Yeah, sure. I think I'm the cat's laugh at the moment. You're the cat's laugh, this fella.
You're the cat's laugh so far in the pod. There's a great clip of Pacino and he's in a restaurant and he's just leaving and then they're like, you got to try this dessert. You got to try this dessert. And so he takes a spoonful of it. It's a famous, I don't know if you guys have seen it. Takes a spoonful of it, puts it in his mouth Then as he puts it in his mouth, he grabs his throat and goes...
Like he's choking. Like that, as if he's choking. And then like no one reacts. And then he takes it out in a flourish. And he goes like that. And he does a sort of performance thing to everyone. And then he holds his finger up and he goes, acting, acting, acting. And then he walks out. Wow.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts envision a Wife Swap crossover episode?
Someone gives him something and then he just walks out of the restaurant. And it's so beautiful.
Oh my God, I would love.
It's an incredible moment. I would love to get that much attention in a restaurant. to be to just interrupt people's dinner to pretend like I'm choking on a thing wouldn't you like wouldn't you like to heimlich someone and save them though wouldn't that be good we can't call it that anymore Why? Heimlich. The Heimlich family have asked for it to be. Yes, because they got sued so many times.
Heimlich Hindler. Is that true? That sounds very urban legend-y to me. No, it's true. They got sued. Yeah, I think so. Because it wasn't an effective maneuver.
You can't sue the estate of the one woman.
And people were really stretching it. People were physically assaulting people and then going, I was doing the Heimlich. You know, decking people in the face. I was doing the Heimlich. It was a Heimlich. Now, did an eight-year-old tell you that when you were six years old? Yes. And you haven't said it again since. That's the vibe I'm getting off that. I have a feeling it could be true. Okay.
They call it like the national stop choking move. I do. No, I think it's called like rear thrust or something. Actually, it does ring a bell. Chance will be a fine thing. Chance will be a fine thing. Yeah, you're telling me all I have to do is choke and someone will bum me. Oh, chance will be a fine thing.
I'm going to restaurants, pretending to choke so someone will bomb me. I'm so horny. I'm pretending to choke over here.
I don't really know about the film heat. Hey, that's okay. I'm going to sulk for the rest of this podcast. But the way he does acting is it's such a knowing sort of like acting as if like this is at the center of it all. What I do and it's the most important thing to me. I just, I love that. I wish I could do that. I wish I could do some sort of pratfall. Everyone goes, oh, is he okay?
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Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts provide during the listener Q&A segment?
This part of me was like, he's like, you can do calorie counting if you want. And he said, I said, I'm loathe to Google these things. And he's about your diet or whatever. And he said, yeah, there's a lot of shite out there. And he's like, the answer to all those questions should be, it depends. The starch should be, it depends. So I know what you mean.
He's like, I'm not against calorie counting once you are doing this. And I was like, you know what? I'm not going to do any of it. I give up. Do I give up at the first hurdle of trying to correct my own diet? I think so. Well, you could maybe be like Tony where the personal trainer was like, so first thing we're talking about is diet. And he's like, well, that's off the table. It's off the table.
It's off the table. We're not going to discuss that. We're not going to discuss that any further. If you have any other questions not related to that, I'm willing to answer them, but we're not going to discuss that right now.
I just don't think I can do it you know try and balance out have this many like it seems like very maths based well don't you know the way you were going to throw the bath water out there's a young baby in there and I implore of you I have all these information and choices to make about my diet and my nutrition is a better way of phrasing it baby yeah And I see that as kind of the bath water.
Yes. And in my head, Tony, I don't know if you feel this way at times. Maybe, Cillian, you could chime in here too, but I'm directing this towards Tony. I want to just pour out that bath water. Throw it out. I want to throw out the bath water. When you do that, check the water first, Tony. You should check the water. No, I would just say... I want to just throw out the bath water.
No, throw it out. Be cautious. No, you can certainly throw out the bath water. Do not just open the drain and let it go down.
Why not?
You have to scoop it out because you have to throw it out. Right, so bail it out kind of like with a small bucket.
Yes. A pail.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on the current state of comedy?
I wouldn't count them before they've hatched. But those are my chickens. No, you shouldn't. Just in case, because something could happen. No, no, no, no, no. The way I see it, I've got this clutch of eggs and I see those are my chickens. How many eggs do you have? I'll count them when I go home. No, but that's not how many chickens you have. But those are my chickens.
You keep all of the eggs, though, in one... I use one basket for the whole clutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No! It's easier to count them all. That's not a good method. But they keep each other warm to incubate when they all hatch, which they will. If you drop that basket, think of that. I suppose if I drop the basket, the baby... The baby goes in the bath.
Maybe put all your... Can we go back to the bathwater? Yes. So I shouldn't throw it out. You're so confused.
I understand.
I do want to throw out the bathwater. Do throw out the bathwater and use as big, maybe even a baby-sized pail if you can find one. A thimble? So when you're going to the hardware store, you say, I need a bale.
I need a bale.
A pale. Yes, when you're baling with a pale, you need the pale to be, just as an example of size, the size of a baby.
A baby size.
A beyond the pale. Beyond the pale. So I'm down in Brownwood, Glendalough, at the beyond the pale. Yes. And I just want to throw the bathwater. Get rid of the bathwater. And why can't I just throw all the bathwater out? Well, there's... I keep trying to ask Tony this. You keep talking every time. But he's... I mean, there's a... You don't have to throw it out anymore.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts describe their ideal female counterparts?
No. So don't do... No, I don't want to do that. Don't do that. Also, you know the way you were considering spiting your face? Don't cut your nose off. I just often think if I were a Mars bar, I'd eat my own nose to spite my face. Is that wrong? Am I wrong to think that? All of these make so much sense. That's what's nice about them. Anyway, by the way, I've got two birds in a bush over there.
Can I have that one? Oh, I got to say, you know, Anna's saying phrases wrong. She said the other day, she said, it's like killing a bird with two stones. Oh, the joys. It's like killing a bird with two stones. One to fucking finish it off. One to throw and then the other to just mash into its head. No, that's a throwing stone. Don't use that one. Give me the big one.
I love how it turns from like a lucky little thing, a lucky little thing to a psychopath. Like immediately a psychopath. I don't know. I'm just not sure this whole gym thing. I was thinking, I was over, we went out to the Botanic Gardens, beautiful glass house out there. And I wanted to, there were stones that I didn't think looked nice in the greenhouse area. I'll be told someone.
And I was like going to throw... I was thinking while I was in there oh yes I was thinking just throwing one of the stones so as a person in the and everyone kept saying everyone kept saying we should not do that no we were in the greenhouse the glass house and everyone kept saying I was going to throw the stone and everyone was like oh no no no we are the people who should not do that no
I didn't understand why. It wasn't clear to me why. All people inside there shouldn't throw stones. Yeah. But then didn't you say that there was like a young fella who was about to throw a stone and then you were like, no, no, don't throw that. And everyone inside was like, no, that's actually fine for him because he's outside. There's people outside. People outside.
It's actually just people inside. And the boy who was outside was very pure, and he wouldn't even have committed any sin. And I was happy to let him throw that first stone. Oh, yeah. He can. He's without sin. I'll let him throw the first stone. But it was the first one being thrown. Yes. And didn't he open his mouth, and there was a perfect, unmelted piece of butter in it? Yeah.
Which is so weird. Yeah, and I said to his mother, is that not wasteful of the butter? And she was like, well, it wouldn't melt. And I was like, what do you mean? He's a good boy. He's without sin, but it wouldn't melt. And they were literally like, it was very, it was a nice warm day. Yes. And the boys seemed shrewd enough, like, and we were all kind of, you know, the midges and all the rest.
There were no flies on him. Oh.
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Chapter 8: What conclusion do the hosts reach about their podcast's direction?
Oh, wow.
There were no flies on him.
That's fucking very fucked up. So he's there with his mouth open holding a stone. Holding a stone, he's about to throw it, which I'm happy to let him do. I'm happy to let him cast that stone. I think his name was Luke. Is that Luke? Just a nice name to give him.
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We've got a few questions from the listeners. Yeah, see, sometimes on the bonus we do questions. Well, often. People write in questions in various bits. Yeah, well, yeah. Not always. Anyway, we'll treat the main people to some treat or... Trick. Trick. Yeah.
His name was Luke.
What is it? Is it more inflict the questions upon them? Is it sepsis though? Could this be sepsis? And if not sepsis, what is it? What is it? This one's in from Adele. Oh, Adele. Yeah. No, not Adele. Adele. Skyfall. No, Adele. Oh, Adele. This is exciting for her and her partner because she said, they've been waiting to hear this.
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