Your Internet Boyfriends
Episodes
#45 Irish Family Meltdowns and Gay Cruises - w Joe Sutherland
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia.We’re ta...
#44 Reversing in Nightclubs and World Aids Day
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why M...
#43 Mark's Hometown Has Been "Torn Asunder" - Plus Big Announcement
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on ...
#42 JUNO BIRCH Part 2 - Monkey Thieves, Drag and Lindsay Lohan
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and why her presence alone has...
#41 JUNO BIRCH Part 1 - Cyril, The Sims and West End Lovers
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal dr...
#40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and Open Relationships
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis has an unexpected encounter on the streets of London that’s equal parts confusing and surprising, while Mark finds himself knee-deep in a dome...
#39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly)
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. M...
#38 Our Sauciest Photoshoot Yet (and the Tanning Disaster)
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark gives a glowing report of his self tan adventure in preparation for his saucy photoshoot while Denis attends a fancy contemporary art fair where ...
#37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international ...
#36 Talking about Our Feelings
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded in Shorties Barbers in Hackney, Mark and Denis talk about mental health, haircuts and forbidden things like... feelings. World Mental Health ...
#35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story)
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
#34 Meeting a fan in the Steam Room
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Denis chat to their first international boyfriend after Denis gets Mark to help him organise a stag and Mark gets trapped in an airport. Host...
#33 What we Smelled like as Teenagers
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
#32 Clubbing and Gargling in Berlin
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis' mind is blown when he finds out about what they do in Berlin clubs. Mark laughs so much he forgets to record the intro. Hosted on Acast. See a...
#31 Back to School
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Denis welcome in the autumn by reliving their school days and Mark's... emo phase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
#30 The Tellytubbies in a Nightclub
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Denis reach episode 30 and spend most of it talking about the Teletubbies in nightclubs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
#29 Taxi Driver Serial Killer
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark tells us all about a saucy cultural event while Denis reveals his close call with a taxi driver. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
#28 Denis Goes to LA
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark gets the results of some tests while a jetlagged Denis returns from his big fancy trip to LA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
#27 Cruising Lessons for a Straight Man
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter. Hosted on Acast. See acast....
#26 Short Shorts are taking over London
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours. Hosted on Acast. See ac...
#25 Meeting the Parents
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same epis...
#24 A Continental Romance
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
#23 An Unexpected Guest Joins the Podcast
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
#22 Planning, packing and panicking
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan...
#21 Summer dread, sweaty bellies and not-so-Fantastic Mr. Fox
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
#20 Sabrina, skyscrapers and Soho House clowns
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For our 20th episode, Mark has some spicy updates from the architecture world and Denis discusses the rapid spread of a new summer fever. Hosted on Ac...
#19 Bus etiquette, gaming nostalgia and phone robbing tips
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads have water on the brain this week, as Denis goes for a solo swim and Mark does his tours in the unforgiving London rain. The release of the n...
#18 Freebies, Woke roofs and saving the bees
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee a...
#17 Bread, Brussels and bellbottoms
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans. Hosted on Acast. See ...
#16 I Kissed A Boy
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Pl...
#15 Back Alley Doctors
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian'...
#14 Cooking, capes and communion
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for th...
#13 Funerals, foreplay and family tech troubles
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis is breaking beds and Mark's trying to avoid the London Eye. Plus, the lads fawn over Daddy McCloud. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
#12 Colds, quizzes and country houses
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denis tells Mark about his week as a Downton Abbey character, and Mark is skeptical about Denis' recent quiz success.Warning: Both the lads have colds...
#11 Movies, moustaches and gays behaving badly
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
#10 Pacemakers, holidays and the king of Carroll's gift shop
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis plans a romantic getaway on a budget and Mark tells all about his time at the pinnacle of Irish retail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
#9 Hospitals, shoplifting and naked gym days
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads reflect on their past crimes and Denis shares his ...unique... approach to personal pleasure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
#8 Chicken wings, crying rooms and Rosie O'Donnell
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Mark finally tells all about his time as Ireland's youngest (?) organ player, and Denis prepares for Lisa's return. Hosted on Acast. See ac...
#7 Bad moods, Japanese trains and the perks of pineapples
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland. ...
#6 What is a dark room?
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the lads plan a night out, discuss their sporting allegiances and delve into Mark's childhood work as a Sims interior designer. And of cour...
#5 Snacks, the Oscars and black smoke bets
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the lads revisit their childhood snacks, place wagers on the next pontiff and Denis has a little surprise for Mark. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
#4 Bins, toilets and scandals
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from a recent TikTok uproar, the lads chat about the Pope, getting recognised by fans and Paddy's Day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
#3 Facials, legal proceedings and sexy postmen
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis and Mark chat about their skincare routines, Mark's legal forays and Denis's days as Mallow's sexiest postman. Hosted on Acast. See ...
#2 House hunting, Ryan Reynolds and the Late Late bloodbath
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis and Mark chat about replacing Denis on the podcast, getting cancelled (Louis Walsh-style) and staying professional around Paul Mescal...
#1 Arson, the Super Bowl and Samantha Mumba
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Denis and Mark chat about burning down houses, screaming in Zipvans and accidentally throwing shade at an Irish icon. Hosted on Acast. See ...