Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799
26 Feb 2025
Chapter 1: What exciting announcements are made about YMH Live?
I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Not everybody could do this.
We're thankful for you for being a viewer, a supporter of the show.
It's been a long transformation. Without you, our genes are low and loose.
And if she let me eat her booty, yeah, I'm gonna eat her booty.
Your mom's house live, bitch.
Wyoming's life is so exciting. This is our first one in a while.
This is a big, big episode. I love you.
Yeah. I don't anymore.
Welcome. Welcome to your
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Chapter 2: Why are historical figures like Hitler and Saddam Hussein discussed?
Also how lazy they are. So lazy. They don't know that that's the whole job. Yeah. Like, you're going to bomb anyway when you're an emcee, so don't bother with that. Yeah. With going over your notes. Yeah. Just memorize that shit. Say the thing. Yeah. Fucking cunt. I remember I was emceeing in Ontario one time, and I was introducing David Allen Greer, and I almost said Tommy Davidson.
It was halfway out my mouth, which I would have been just so fucking... Humiliated. It's only half racist. They were both on In Living Color. Yeah. You know what I mean? He would have got you good. Shouts out to both of them. I love them. It's my own stupidity and nervousness.
I remember, I think I've told this story before, but it still haunts me because there's nothing like the trauma of not knowing what to say. And I was hosting at the Melrose Improv on a showcase night. So Melrose is like showcase shows.
so you know every time you get off you're like who's next and you go back and i had rift a minute in between and then it was time and i was like give it up your next comedian and i i remembered his last name and i could remember his first name so i just said mr burman
No.
He's like 23. No, I think his name is Peter. Is it Peter Berman? Yeah, that's his name. Yeah, now you know it. It's Peter Berman. And I said, Mr. Berman. And he was like, he came up there. I remember he was like, fuck you.
Mr. Berman.
He goes, Mr. Berman. That's him. Yeah, yeah. He looks like a Mr. Berman. He goes, what am I, his fucking fourth grade teacher? That's what he said. I was like... Yeah, that dude don't fuck around. I've hung out with him recently. And I mean, he should have. He did exactly what he should have done. Right. Yeah, that's him. And I was like... But here's the thing.
Even though the person forgives you, you're so...
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