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Episodes
27: I went to The Gabba and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan explains who Tung Tung Tung Sahur is, it's Clara's turn for a haircut, and yes they talk a lot about The Ashes
26: EXCLUSIVE Dan Booth TELL-ALL Interview
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Diana and Bashir (not Shoaib), Oprah and Meghan, Clara and Dan. Interviews that defined a generation.
25: The Ashes The Rom-Com
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan talks about Glen Powell (again), Clara wants to be adopted by Mitchell Starc and Alyssa Healy, the greatest rom-com ever written about cricket is ...
24: A Beginner's Guide To The Ashes
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has made a PowerPoint, Clara wants to know the Irish-ness of Caoimhe Bray, and the first-ever episode of The (Jofra) Archers takes place
23: Is Cricket Actually Good?
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is still thinking about The Ashes , Clara settles an old beef, and cricket hurts.
22: Pouring Honey Naan On You Goat
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is thinking about Pat Cummins, Clara is thinking about Annabel Sutherland. Is this an Australian cricket podcast?
21: CIVIL WAR - TEAM DAN V TEAM CLARA
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The two greatest cricket teams to never take the field face off. Also, The Ashes are discussed.
20: It's the Pope that kills you
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan plays Fairy Godmother, Clara manifests The Ashes, and everyone reads their horoscope.
19: Clara and Dan tell a bedtime story
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan wants you to know about Garfield Arbuckle, Clara wants to be Sharpay Evans.
18: CRICKET THERAPY 2
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
YOU ASKED (AGAIN), WE ANSWERED (AGAIN)
17: Dan can’t drive
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan can’t drive and Clara isn’t interested in cricket.
16: That's Galle Folks
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Feet, snakes, and blasphemy". We are so back.
15: Dan goes solo
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Harry Styles, Beyonce, Dan. The greats all go solo eventually.
14: Cricket Most Haunted
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is rendered speechless, Clara is Oscar The Grouch, and we are ALL in the past.
13: Posh and Woke
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan discovers empathy, Clara discovers The Rizzler, and the real question is whether cricket is woke or posh.
12: CRICKET THERAPY
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You asked, we answered.
11: In this world you're a KP or a Strauss...
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan speaks Minionese ,Clara doesn't understand WinWiz, and the duo place themselves on the KP-Strauss spectrum.
10: The Sam Curran Hundy Jesus Metaphor
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan fights the posh allegations, Clara carries too much shame to buy Hula-Hoops, and people need to stop being stupid and getting better at betting.
9: Superhero Films = T20 Cricket
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan loves the Human Torch, Clara uses her enthusiastic voice, and there is great disagreement over the correct pronunciation of Abu Dhabi.
8: Was Don Bradman a good estate agent?
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets performative, Clara can't move her face, and OH NO! I spilt matcha on my copy of The Bell Jar!
7: We love dinosaurs
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has a triceratops chicken burger, Clara makes a coke float in the Lord's dining room, and and they very nearly, almost, kind of answer an actual q...
6: What the Hellyse Perry!?!?
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is too woke for cover drives, Clara is underwater, and The Ashes might be less scary than Love Island. The gruesome twosome tackle geographical di...
5: Shubman Gill is Dua Lipa
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets very worked up about 'being cool', Clara will have a bowl first, and the gruesome twosome debate whether Taylor Swift is Joe Root or Steve Sm...
4: Inside the mind of Clara Sablitzky
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So you think you know Clara? (bit weird that). Dan channels Paxman, Clara torments her Sims, and if you overlook the longest cold open in YOSN history...
3: A Spot of Sibleyball in Ibiza
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan dreams about an IPL-pilled Matty Healy, Clara tries to beat the dictator allegations, and the cricket captaincy political compass is born. Yes, th...
2: The Life and Times of Daniel J Booth
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan's gammy feet, Clara's Australian Siri, and the ethics of Mankading a child. They said the glorious 8 minutes could not be topped, they said you ca...
1: An Introduction
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So it begins. Every podcast has to start somewhere, even the greatest (cricket) podcast in the world. It's Dan. It's Clara. This is, You're On Screen ...