343: We're Shutting Down This Animal Shelter Permanently

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Previously titled “343: We're Getting Sued...” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered 1h 9m 4 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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What summer travel plans and family updates do the hosts share?

Shannon Maldonado 0:00
So, hey, what are you going to do in the summer?
Mark Chapman 0:02
Well, first we're going to go to Basque Country for a week, and then to Puhama, and from there to the boat, and... It sounds like Jenni has a lot of everything this summer. And a horse race in Väksy, from there to the cabin, and... But it's easy when Elisa Kotiturva watches the cabin, the cabin, and the boat. And Anoppi should take Tunturi, and... Freedom to enjoy in the summer. Elisa. Go to elisamyymälä.fi or elisa.fi.kesa.
Shannon Maldonado 0:30
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Zane Hijazi 1:00
Oh, I'm not wearing my wedding ring. Yikes. That's not good. I came straight from the gym, okay? Oh, it's because you want to get head on at the gym? Is that why? Listen, I did wear a gym ring for a bit, but it was just hard to keep up with. What, like a little rubber silicone gym ring? Yeah, you can buy them like on Amazon, like a pack of 10 or whatever. But like, I don't know. It just kind of looked weird. I want my wife to have, I mean, we both should have, I want my wife to have a mood ring so I can always see like what mood she's in. Hey, baby, how you doing? Let's see that ring. Ooh, look at that. What are you angry about? Just, like, you, like, notice the mood changing. Yeah, bring back the mood ring.
Zane Hijazi 1:37
I like it. Do they have, like, expensive mood rings? I'm sure ones that work. The thing is that I want it to work. I feel like every time you look at those, like, fucking cheap mood rings, it's a color, and you don't feel that way. Is it just temperature? Yeah, it's based on your body temperature, I guess. But like, I swear it has like 10 different colors. It does. So you go up what? A degree, the mood changes. But you always got to have that little guidebook around you just to be like, ooh. Or you just follow the mood that it's showing. So if like it shows you're pissed, all of a sudden you're just like, you know what? I am. Or like it goes black. See, yeah, pull up the mood ring chart. What are the moods it actually says?
Zane Hijazi 2:17
Didn't red mean like you were like... Feeling what? Feeling like, you know... Nervous. Red is nervous. Oh, okay. Black is stressed. Orange unsettled. Green active. When it's blue, honey. Yeah, you're being lovable, romantic. Okay. And then pink's happy. The original aura ring, and it didn't even need a battery.

Why are mood rings and wearable tech being discussed as nostalgic trends?

Zane Hijazi 2:37
It really was the aura ring. Right, it was. Never had to charge it. They should make an aura mood ring too. How about that? That's not a bad idea, Matt. How about that? If we're already- And I could see that being all over TikTok shop. They would buy that in an instant. Look, guys, it works. Creator earns commission. Yeah. A mood- We're starting off great. Honey luck. Oh, the aura ring is spelled with an O? Yikes. I always thought it was with an A. I thought it was an A too. Well, that's how we see it spelled on comments. Right, well, just because your aura is spelled with an A. That's how we always see it in common. Oh, okay. So it's not spelled with an O. Got it. The product is. I didn't even fight it. I knew that it was spelled with an A, but I just let that brand name completely change my mind.
Zane Hijazi 3:32
Because it's a ring. They should do mood rings for babies. How about that? You could really tell, like, if Tony's feeling good, if he's feeling hungry.
Unknown 3:41
Well, they do. The diaper.
Zane Hijazi 3:42
Oh, yeah. That says a lot. If you see the blue line, he's very angry, upset, sad.
Unknown 3:47
Got some blue going on.
Zane Hijazi 3:48
Got some blue going on. How's it been with Tony? Well, there's a lot that's happened in the past, like, week and a half. First of all, sorry if I'm a little raspy in coffee today. I caught the diarrhea bacteria. Yeah. You did? I think so. That's interesting because I think I got it too.
Unknown 4:06
Oh, hell no. Get out. Oh, hell no.
Zane Hijazi 4:08
So after I was in Kansas City for the World Cup, I came back. It's not very responsible of you.

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