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Chapter 1: What similarities did Bree and Clint discover about their childhoods?
Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Last after party of the week, guys. We made it. We went one man down at the moment. Where'd Ella go? She went to the bathroom ten minutes ago, so I'm not asking any more questions. She sometimes does need to do poos at this time. Stop, it's so late in the evening.
Nothing better than a nighttime poo, though, if you've been like, had a sore tummy all day. Oh, how good. And then you're like, I'm ready for dinner now. That's disgusting. It's true. No, no, no. Happens to the best of us. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. God, I know this is not a sports podcast, but man, I'm jizzed up for a big weekend of sport.
Chapter 2: What funny bathroom moments were shared during the podcast?
There's so much on. And I know lots of people overseas listen to this, so it doesn't matter to them. But there's two games of Super Rugby. There's the NRL happening that Bree and I both watch. The Football World Cup. Did you guys realise the UFC on the White House lawn is this weekend? UFC Freedom 250. Is Roland Garros over yet? No. It's still on, eh? No, it's on. It's over.
The first game of the US Open is this weekend. Oh. She's back. I think. Ella. Poos? Hang on. I can't hear a thing. Was it poos? No. Got caught up. Consoling. No, no. Who are you consoling?
Chapter 3: What sports events are Bree and Clint excited about this weekend?
I can't say that. No, you can't say that. No. Was it the person from the radio awards that you saw hooking up? No, but that was hot shit. I literally stood there and watched it and I was like, nice. Don't make me censor this. Anyway, sports schism. And then the NBA. Ah! Yep. NBA. Big weekend of sports. NBA. NBA is... Sunday, 12.30 New Zealand time. Thank you. Wait, what did Ella call it?
The N what? NBA. Does she not... It's not the NBA, it's the NDA. No, it's not. Don't be a dingus. Damn. The D stands for basketball. Yeah. D stands for... National Daskable League. The D stands for... Don't, don't. D stands for D's nuts. You bring it back, guys. Bring it back. I'm just enduring my dinner. A curry? No. Japanese curry.
Brie said you'd be enjoying a big dinner after what you just did. Yep. You dump the kids, eat the dinner. That's what they say. Why are you having your dinner at work? She always does. Dinner time. Do you? No. You have two dinners. No. Why are you having dinner at work? I just felt like it. I've got some videos to do, so I'm just like... Is your husband busy? Nope. She hates him.
Oh, you guys in a fight? Oh, no. No, not this week. You've got that 11-month itch. Not this week. This week, we're loved up. What was the last thing you had a fight about? Oh, this was recent. What was it? I think we know. What was it? What was it? Was it the casserole dish? Was it because you refused to get vaccinated? Oh, yeah, it was. And not because she's anti-vax. I'm not anti-vax.
Because she's scared of needles. Ryan surprised me as I told him to. Hey Ella, in 10 minutes we're going to go get a vaccine. Your flu shot. She said I don't want to book it so spring it on me so I have to do it. When was this? Last week. I didn't hear about this. I was just telling Clint the other day. And then... I went fight or flight mode. You know when that happens? Did you go fight mode?
And I chose fight mode. I became a massive, I'm going to say it, bitch. I was a bitch. Nope, I'm not going. Fuck you. Get out. How dare you? How dare you do this thing I told you to organize? I said, how dare you think you can sit next to me? Get out. Get out. I totally became a different lady. Full fight mode. Full fight mode. I feel terrible. So you didn't go get it? No. He left and got it.
And now Ella has polio. I will do it maybe this weekend. I just don't want to jab. Ella's coming to us live from an iron lung. I'm trying to remember the last thing I had a fight with my partner about. The only time we fight is when we're like... Hungry? Hungry or both really tired. And then like the tiniest thing sets us off.
And when we're both really tired, neither of us know how to communicate to get ourselves out of it. Yeah. Awful situation. It's not good, eh? Our fights are never about anything important. Never anything serious. We've had one decent fight that I can think of and it was over parenting. Oh. Yeah. Interesting. And just not communicating. Yeah. Us not communicating.
I feel like that's pretty common to have disagreements about parenting. Yeah, it's just so heightened when you've got little kids too. You're so tired. Was that the fight you told me about where you wanted... Here we go. Where she didn't want to smack your children and you wanted to be a smacking family? Show of hands in the room, who got smacked as a kid? Me. Not me. What is the only one?
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Chapter 4: What humorous discussion arose about getting vaccinated?
So mouthy. I'm well-rounded.
I'm well adjusted maybe you need a smacking in your mouth really you never got smacked as a kid nah the worst that happened to me was mum was really good with like a tea towel flick and she was playing around and she got me real she done a doozy on me I don't know if there's a language barrier here thing for people overseas but by smack we mean like a whack on the bum cheek from your parents what would they what do they call it I don't know but if you say smack I don't know we got listeners all over the world they were like oh yeah they used to get smacked in the face a smack on the bum yeah a tap on the bum
What about the wooden spoon? To be honest. A spank. A spank. I hit the wooden spoon. I hit it. Don't make it raunchy. Oh, no, I've been spanked. I didn't know we were talking about that. I hated when I transitioned from getting smacked on the bum to getting smacked on the hand. Did you guys ever make that transition? No, I was straight bummed. How naughty were you guys? Bum and hand.
I was pretty naughty. Stick to the bum. I was not. I was a goody two-shoes. The hand hurts so much more because there's no meat on the hand. No. Quite a lot of meat on the bum. But one time, mum did it. On my bum anyway. Saddlebag ass. We used to put books down our pants when we knew we were about to get smacked. Oh, that's so smart. That's hilarious.
One time mum smacked my hand and I go, that didn't hurt. Yeah, that's a classic. And then she did it harder. My mum said to me, she's like, I knew the exact, I can remember the exact moment where I knew I couldn't smack you anymore. And she hit me and I went, is that all you got? No, no, she does it different. She hit you and you went, thank you. Oh, cool. Do it harder. Harder. Thanks, Mum.
Come on, Mummy. Yeah, and she's like, I can't do this anymore. Give me everything you've got. And Bree said, you can't stop there. Oh, my God, guys. That's weird. Why are you making it weird? That is fucking weird. I don't know why I'm making it weird, actually. One time I got... Is this what you and Lucy had a fight over? Yeah. You're making it weird. Yeah. Not making...
Stop making the parenting weird. Sorry, Ella, you were saying? Go, Ella. It's all right. One time I thought a head, had the wooden spoon, and then mum went to go find it. And she was like, where's the spoon? Oh, no. In my experience, the only households I've ever known to actually have and use a wooden spoon, Christian households. What? I think it was... Mum would change a lot now.
They meant for baking and I was like, what? No, no, no, for smacking reasons. I don't know anything about this world. Tell me if I'm wrong. It would be hung on the wall so it was always visible.
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Chapter 5: How do Bree and Clint handle disagreements in their relationships?
So no matter what you were doing, where you were playing, what you were up to, you were under the ever watchful eye of the wooden spoon. Are you guys all good? Not my house. That's not my house. I grew up in a very Christian household and we didn't have that. But my dad... No, you're semi-Christian. Huh? You're dead, not your mum. Not my mum, but my dad is full Christian.
Yeah, I know, but your mum's like... I think Christian or Catholic. Catholic. Same thing, isn't it? Yeah, Christianity. He was, but your mum was like, don't worry about it. So my mum, yeah, my mum's like, you're all good. She's like, amen, wink. My mum had to change to Catholicism so she could marry my dad. That's how intense it was. My dad, I definitely remember.
I had to change to Piscatorianism to marry my wife. You should have seen, girls, before you got here, we were talking about it at lunch today, Clint used to peddle this bullshit that he was a pescatarian and I did not buy one bit of it. It was half appeasing my wife. Not appeasing, but just trying to make her happy. Not that she's not happy, but you know what I mean.
Trying to do the right thing for her. And half just virtue signalling bullshit. And I was like, yeah, it's for the planet. It was so annoying. Okay, sorry that I'm not contributing to greenhouse gases. Were you sneaking burgers on the side? Whenever we'd go to my wife's house in Whangamata, Dad would be like, you need a steak. And I'm not taking no for an answer.
I was like, oh, fuck you, I need a steak so bad. No, please don't. Would you hide it or would you eat it in front of her? Oh, you hit it, didn't you? No, no, no. She wasn't like Ella's husband. She didn't force me. What about that day? Because Clint, when we'd go to the pub on Fridays, he'd get the fish all the time. And then this one day he was like, I'm going to get chicken wings.
And he got this huge bowl of chicken wings. The body wants what the body wants. I've never seen someone inhale. Like a dog. Hey, we've all had our vegan period. We've all had our foibles. I went vegan for a couple of years.
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Chapter 6: What were Bree and Clint's experiences with childhood discipline?
You said you lost your period when you went vegan. Pretty much. It was at one point I was like, shit. Your body was like, I need the nutrients. I've got no blood to release. Your vegan period.
all right guys i gotta go because i'm going to look at some wedding venues so let's get this more than that i want to go so you're getting married did i not tell you do you have a partner i like to i like to keep things pretty private you're gonna tell me you got a baby on the way next You're going to spank that baby? You're not going to believe the news I have for you on Monday. Holy shit.
See you guys next week. That was weird. They're still making it weird. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go Harder, mummy, harder. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.