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Chapter 1: What special occasion is celebrated in this episode?
Happy birthday to Claudia. Claudia. Yeah, make it 60. Happy birthday to you. I said 60. Happy birthday, dear Claudia. You're sexy. Happy birthday to you. To you. Wow. That was lovely. Thank you. Not on my face. Happy birthday. What? What did you say? You heard. Happy birthday, Claudia. Happy birthday. Hey, Claudia. Hey, Claudia. Happy birthday. Enough of this weird shit. Oh, yes, the present.
I'm going to walk out there and drop it there, but then wait to open it until I get back on my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't just think you can just open and enjoy your birthday present. Not on this show. Do I need to close this? I'll close them just in case. I'd make the hands a bit smaller. Open your eyes. Oh, it's lunch. Okay, don't move. Oh, is it noodles? And don't talk. Maybe.
Hold it very carefully. I am holding it very carefully. All right, breeze back. Okay, I'm ready. First impression, it looks like lunch. Just in a black paper bag. It's a present bag, though. Sorry, what the fuck? It's a Nintendo Switch.
Chapter 2: What unique gifts are shared during the birthday celebration?
Yay. That's a whole ass Nintendo Switch. Yeah. Yeah. It's refurbished. So it is secondhand, but it's refurbished, fully like cleaned up, redone. So it's nice and ready to go for you. It's not stolen. This is not stolen. I can't guarantee that. No, they would check that when they refurbish it. Yeah, I hope so. What the hell? Thank you. This is so expensive. It's cool, eh? We got him. It's cool.
What the fuck? I don't know what to do. Plug it into the TV that we got you last year. Claudia gets the best presents on this show. She got a TV and then a Nintendo Switch. Oh my God, it's already charged. Oh yeah, I charged it for you. That's her. That's her all day. You didn't charge it for me. I did charge a couple. Does it come with any games? I got it like a month ago.
I think there might be a couple of games on it. Where do you stick the games? Up your ass. You load the games onto it. From what? What's this? From the internet. But then there's also ones where you can put the games in it. Are they CDs or cartridges? They're like little tiny little cartridges. Damn, it's got even the controller. A little card. Look at these thingies.
Oh yeah, so it's got all the bits. It's got remotes. It's got the actual... Can you do Wii Sports Resort on the Nintendo DS? No.
Chapter 3: How does Claudia react to receiving a Nintendo Switch?
It's got the cord. It's also got the thing where you can connect it to your TV if you want. Which some switches, like specially refurbished ones, don't come with that. But I wanted you to get one with that. What does this thing do? That's the charger. No, but that's the connection. That's the thing that connects it to the TV.
So you can play it on its own or you can connect it to your TV and play it on the TV. Whoa, I'm not listening anymore. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good's the gift? Like a 9.8. Hey! Always room for improvement. Always room for improvement. What the hell? Thank you so much. Well, happy birthday. We love you. This is crazy. What, what, what? Wow, I'm actually gobsmacked. Whose birthday is next? Ella!
Don't make it about me, but okay. I want a rag doll. Oh, okay. The cat. We can't get you a cat. You want us to get you a purebred cat for your birthday? It's not about me. It's about Claudia. We'll keep an eye out for a refurbished one. A refurbished cat? Oh, happy birthday. Now we all go around the room and say one thing we love about Claudia.
Chapter 4: What funny moments occur while discussing birthday gifts?
And then something you find annoying. Oh, thanks, Georgia.
she's running away i'd rather just do the annoying part i've already do that do that my annoying bet would be claudia making me do this same i didn't make you do what the tradition the love you and annoying but no i already said i love you so you should have taken that what did you say we love you claudia happy birthday that you are i said it first rewind the podcast um can i just say you've got good fashion ella ella wanted to get you something boring for the gift
What did you want to get her? Money towards a camera she wants, which I thought was thoughtful too. Was it to cover the entire $2,000 camera? No. I scrolled up in our chat because you know how we've all got individual chats. We've got chats that don't include one of us. Yeah. So there's a chat without Claudia, a chat without Ella, a chat without Brie. Do you have a chat without me?
Yeah, it's how I organized your Nintendo Switch DS. I assumed that was not active. I scrolled to the top to see what the first gift that we organized for Claudia was. Yeah. Does anyone remember? No. Was it my pink suit? We repaid Claudia for the suit that she purchased for herself for the radio awards. She did love that. I did love that, yeah.
We just reimbursed her for something she'd already bought. She loved that, though. I think you also got me America dollars one time. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good. You've got great gifts. Yeah. I'd say you've probably got the best gifts. Easy to shop for when you have nothing, unlike Clint. Is that a euphemism? Could be. And I think we don't...
Would you say easy to shop for when you've got what? When you've got nothing. Yeah, Klunk's the hardest to buy for. Yeah, literally. If you want it, you get it. Fair enough. No, there was that year where I had a home gym and that made it quite easy for you guys to get me things. I'll take up a new hobby before my birthday. That's a great idea. I think I'm going to get into cooking. Oh, Christ.
I've been trying to push you to get into cooking for years. You should have seen my lunch today. You would have been really impressed. I didn't see it. I know. I ate it before I saw you. But I've made three of them, so I'll be having it again tomorrow. What's in it? Chicken. Shock horror. But chicken thigh cutlets instead of chicken breasts that I normally have. Was it dry? No.
That's the beauty of chicken thighs. I found out you can't overcook them. Chicken thighs weird me out. Do they? It's because they've got the weird coloured bits in it. I know they're the juicier cut and they're this and that, but I can't get past it. I cooked it in tomato with celery and onion and black beans. And I served it on quinoa. Oh, yeah. You lost me at quinoa. Oh, you don't like quinoa?
Not really. I'm a fan. I like polenta more than I like quinoa. Well, anyway, it was pretty adventurous for me. Why? Because you had salt and pepper on it? Well, no, because I had quinoa instead of rice. Can you make us lunch one day? You don't want that. I'm okay with not. I'm good. Yeah. You don't want that. What are you doing tonight, Claudia? I'm going to the movies. What are you going to see?
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Chapter 5: What traditions are followed when celebrating Claudia's birthday?
He's actually quite a comical character in New Zealand. But good for going to movies together. He doesn't talk throughout them.
Chapter 6: What do the hosts say they love and find annoying about Claudia?
So what movie are you going to say? Scary movie. Oh, sick. Yeah. I thought you were going to say... What? What was that? What's the Jesus movie that Mel Gibson made? Redemption of the Christ. No, no, no. That's not what it's called. What is it called? Life of Christ. No, what is it? Life of Brian. Something of the Christ. Monty Python's Life of Brian. This is a good joke, Brie.
Passion of the Christ. Passion of the Christ. That was also the name of Ella's childhood. Hallelujah. Well, happy birthday, Claudia. Hey, thanks, guys. This is an incredible gift, and I will use it most days, I assume. In the morning. Wait, I can get that game I wanted now. What game? Tomodachi Life, where you get to make little me characters, and I can make the Brinkley show. Can you do that?
She's going to be going to movies by herself a long time. I'm going to make you guys fall in love. Yeah, make them kiss. A Bree and Clint baby. I can do weird shit with you guys. It's fucking weird. Yes. I love my birthday. Happy birthday, Chloe. Thank you. Funny. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM.