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Chapter 1: What unexpected event happened to Clint during his boys' weekend?
Cause there ain't no party like the pre-party And after the party's the after party At the parking lot party
What up everybody, welcome to the after party. Guys, I forgot to mention it, I had my privacy invaded over the weekend. Strip search. Close. Did you see me outside your house? In the realms of what I'm talking about though, we were at the beach on the weekend, had a boys weekend away. I was peeing in a sand dune, it was a very secluded part of the beach.
And as I was peeing, a drone flew up towards me and was clearly filming me peeing in the sand dunes. And it wasn't one of your friends?
Chapter 2: What humorous incident involving a drone occurred at the beach?
No, it was, and he was being funny, but at the time I didn't realise that. And what do you do? I was mid-flow, and this drone just poppers in directly in front of me. All I could do... You piss on it. Yeah, you try and piss on it. But I wasn't so worried about it. I was more worried about my willy being on camera, and so I'm trying to hide what's going on from the drone.
Meanwhile, I cannot stop the flow, and so it was bizarre. Yeah. That's just the most vulnerable moment that they can get you in.
Chapter 3: How did Clint handle the drone filming him in a vulnerable moment?
Yeah, yeah. Was it HD? Yeah, it was actually. Huge dick.
And I assume your pants were around your ankles.
No, no, no, no. No, I'd lifted the leg of my shorts. At the bottom leg of my shorts. What the hell, Claire?
Oh, yeah, boys can do that. Don't ask questions.
So did you go, because you got to your friend's place at nine, you said? PM, yeah. So 9pm, did you start drinking then or was that for the next day? Oh no, start drinking then. Wow. You've got to catch up. And then when did you go to bed? You've got to have a little settler on the first night. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What activities did Clint and his friends engage in during the weekend?
Not quite first night fever though. No. Probably bed about 1am. Oh, okay. Big one. Big one for the big boys weekend. Big boys, big boys. Did you play big boy games? Yeah, who won? We played big boy games. My friend Lammy won. Cool. Yeah, it was good.
Nice. Was there pie eating?
No, no pie eating this time, which is my specialty category.
What did you guys make for dinners? I'm always interested when men are left to fend for themselves what they make.
I mean, burgers. So we had a food committee who organized the food beforehand. Burgers. Burgers on the first night. Yep. But pre-prepared. So he did like two trays of 12 burgers. Yeah. and cook them in bulk, and then tinfoil them up, and then put them in the oven when we get there. So there was no cooking on.
Wait, so he did it at home?
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
The day before. He did the same thing for both breakfasts. He made like egg and bacon muffins, McMuffins. Yeah. Individually wrapped in tinfoil, and then we threw all of those in the oven in the morning. Is he single? No, he's married with kids. Oh, never mind.
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Chapter 5: What cooking arrangements were made for meals during the boys' weekend?
No, not me. Yeah, no, he was pissed off because we got pizzas on the Saturday night. Because he goes, why didn't you consult the food committee? And we're like, there's no dinner. And he goes, there is dinner. What? And he opened the fridge and there was a kilo of shaved ham, two bags of coleslaw mix, and there was meant to be two dozen of the cheese buns. Oh, my God.
but people had been eating the buns all weekend, so there were no buns left. So all there was for dinner was ham and coleslaw.
Honestly. He tried.
And if we had had those buns, those would have been our only vegetables for the weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, we didn't have vegetables. We had wedges.
That's not vegetables. It is baffling to me. And then you guys wonder why us ladies, when a man can cook why it's so hot, like Hercules Noble.
But he is hot.
Yeah, he's hot already. But then adding in the element of how good of a cook he is.
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Chapter 6: What humorous food mishap occurred on the second night?
Thank you.
See, you can do it.
Yeah. You can dream it. You can do it. Clint. Yes. I also cooked dinner last night. Did you? Yeah. See, Ella doesn't cook either. No. No, she doesn't.
So that's funny that you brought it up. But you have about 15 years on, Ella.
I thought it was 30. How many years is it? It's 14. 14. It's only 14.
14, 15.
Nice. What'd you cook? Ah, frankfurters. Fuck yeah. Frankfurters? Wait, vegan frankfurters? Yeah. How do you cook them? You just put them in the pan. And it was quite easy. You mean a sausage? She just fried some vegan sausages. No, they were long vegan frankfurters. What, you just had sausages? And bread. Brooke from the night show, she did a terrible cut on the bread, but it worked.
And then we had vegan cheese and onion and mustard. It worked. I did well. Vegan cheese, onion, mustard. Were they in buns? Yep. Okay. Yep. It was really good, and I actually enjoyed cooking, so I might do it again.
Nice.
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