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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
We'll be right back. from the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Big Pod.
Thanks to Animates. Making happy happen for pets. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley, happy first day of winter, everybody. It's what happened. I think we just skipped autumn and we just started straight at winter. I knew people yesterday with fires on in Christchurch, in the South Island. That is insanity. There is a place right now in New Zealand that is minus 2.1 degrees. It is the 3rd of March. What?
I'm cold. I've forgotten how to do cold, so I didn't bring a jumper.
Auckland right now, 9.3, but feels like 7. Christchurch feeling like 5 at the moment with 8 degrees. Yesterday, our friend in Wellington had the weather report that it was 11, but felt like negative 1. Yeah, currently 8.2, but feels like 4. It's the feels like. It's the feels like that gets you. Yeah. Feels like that gets you.
So, yeah.
Jumper. Happy first day of winter, everybody. That's so great. Because I was sort of waiting for the first day of summer to arrive. Ah, well. Also, very soon, can we talk about Jim Carrey and this whole face situation? And there's conspiracies.
Yeah.
And now someone's come up being like, twas I. Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing's just bizarre, and if you haven't seen it, I'll give you all the details. Top six as well. Yeah, there's been a real reckoning in the fact that the first three seconds of any TikTok ad has to pretty much say the product, because that's all that people are getting before they flick it through to the next one.
That's the thing, when you're flicking through, if it doesn't get your attention, you're on to the next thing, right? So I've written some three-second ads for some pretty big companies. And it's my pleasure to do so. He's a marketing genius. It really is. It really is. Next on the show, Burger King in the US are trialling out something. Oh, yeah. Pineapple?
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of Burger King's AI employee monitoring?
It's nothing called beeswax if I'm at the beach. It's high tide. Summer's nearly gone. I'm making the most of it. You are the worst person I could imagine being tracked 24-7. Is my mahi done? It will be. I'm just making the most of high time. Sometimes I'll open my fine friends to see how far away my daughter is from getting dropped off by the boss after school.
And it'll be like, Hayley's in Timbuktu. I'm like, where is she? She's always in weird places, isn't she? She's always in weird parts of Auckland.
I'm just up to things.
Hayley's in Sandringham. It's like, what business does Hayley have in Sandringham? Packing up some taxidermy, probably. That's none of your business what I'm doing in Sandringham. I know it's none of my business. What are you doing in Sandringham? The Fletchborn and Hayley Big Pod. So Jim Carrey was honoured at the 51st Caesar Awards in Paris for his, like, career, basically.
Long career, services to the arts, that kind of thing. And it got people talking because when he turned up, he had a different face. Like, real different. How old is he now? 63. 64?
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. So yes, your face does look different for sure. But if you're a Hollywood star, it probably looks different, not because of ageing, but because of what you've done to it with a surgeon.
He looks like he's had some kind of cheek filler.
The shape of his eyes is different, rounder rather than like almond shaped. In some images, it looks like his eyes are a completely different colour. Right. He also was speaking slightly differently. I know he was nervous and he did his speech entirely in French and he'd worked on it for months. He's French-Canadian. He is Canadian, right? So he would have learned French as part of it.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Jim Carrey's new appearance?
You'll recognise it.
What do they call that thing? A Sonic ID. A Sonic ID. So he's doing Netflix. Very famous Sonic ID. So his new album comes out Friday. On Sunday, there will be a live streaming of him playing the album. Not a live streaming, sorry. He's recording it on the Friday after the album comes out. Sunday, that'll be streaming from Netflix.
Oh, wow. Okay.
So it's literally a quick turnaround. He records this whole show in Manchester, Co-op Arena in Manchester. So will the public be there as well? Yeah, I imagine getting a ticket to that. It'll be like a listening party directly with him. Amazing. He's playing his whole new album, Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally, which, yeah, is out Friday.
And then it's going to be beamed worldwide on Sunday. Do we know how much Netflix paid for that? Because that would have cost them a fortune shortly. Like, I don't know. There's no reports?
No, of how much they paid.
You're not going to find that out, really, are you? Fullwell Entertainment's producing the show. No, I can't see how much it is. He's definitely recording it after the album releases on Friday. No, if it's on Netflix, it'll be in the bag already. It'll be in the bag. No, that's a live show on Friday. Oh, really?
Yeah.
And they're going to turn it around that quickly.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of wearing hats for men?
I reckon even if they turn up and you were like, take off your shoes and it's a boat shoe, I reckon leave them on and scram. No, I think take off the boat shoe or loafer and take off the sock head at the same time. Somebody said they saw a guy without a hat. Ick. What do you mean? Like you two, that they always wore a hat and then they took the hat off and suddenly they were ick?
No, this person, it's a simple short sentence. They saw a guy without a hat and it was their ick.
So all men have to wear hats all the time?
Okay, that's ridiculous. I didn't know that. Well, great for you guys because you do wear hats all the time.
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Olivia Deen. One of the artists that the British Heart Foundation has said featured at the Brit Awards and also has a song that is the right rhythm for CPR.
Oh, here we go.
That's right, on the chest. Where do we breathe in? Because that changed. It used to be five pumps and a breath. And now I think it's more pumps before the breath.
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Chapter 5: How has CPR music changed recently?
Don't ask me. I haven't done the first day.
Can you guys sort it out? Because if I faint, like, who's doing it?
I don't want to put my mouth on your mouth. You're always telling us what you're doing with your mouth. Yeah, no offence. I don't want to do that. Come on. Come on. You guys are busy with your mouths. You know? I'm dying on the floor. Hey. Please don't speak from my mouth. Don't insult my mouth. How many chest pumps before a breath? Because this changes. This changes, I feel, in CPR.
Here's another Brit nominee that was. Okay, this is good. So if somebody needs the chest compressions.
But not in that middle bit.
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Chapter 6: What are the benefits of secretly getting married?
Don't do it. I would like a breath. Adults and children in CPR, 30 chest compressions followed by two rescue breaths. It's a 30 to 2 ratio. Yeah, okay. Wow. A lot of people texting and knowing that. 30 to 2, so that's good. The 30 to 2 ratio. 30 to 2 no matter who. That's the... Oh, this is good.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Okay, so this is another song. It's good after the, because the Brit Awards have just happened and they've come out with this. It's good marketing from them.
Actually really good.
To see what they've done. Yeah, all Brits so far, innit? And then this one as well. This is Miles Smith's Nice To Meet You. Oh, that's good to know. That's good to know. Just imagine someone being like, oh my God, they're fainted. I've just got to pull up the song.
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Chapter 7: Why do people waste gift vouchers?
Then they open Instagram and they're hitting the reels and they're like. I had something to do here. Yeah. And then it's like you walk into a room and figure out why you're there. And then the person's on the floor and you're like, can you remember what I had to do? Oh, I was opening up the thing to get the right song for the CBR rhythm. I mean, as long as it's in your head, right?
If it's one of your favourite songs, you know it's a good rhythm.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Lewis Capaldi wouldn't be in there. Bit slow. Bit slow. Bit slow. You want to be sitting between, what is it, 100 and 120? Gorgeous. Yeah. I'm still not doing the mouth thing on you. No offence. Well, I'm dying. You've got to mouth me. What if I get a glad rap tune? Would you do the mouth-to-mouth on Hayley? Would you mouth me, Georgia? Really? Georgia would mouth you.
Really?
Shannon and Carwin would mouth me. She's been married for a year now. She's had some excitement. Shannon's desperate to mouth me. Look at her. I'm not even dying. Shannon, put your tongue back in.
That's not appropriate. I can't believe you guys wouldn't. I'd mouth you. Genuine friends. Remember that.
I'd glad rap tube you. Oh, you know, lots of first aid kits have the mouth condoms. Oh, feel it.
I don't even get cold sores. I brush my teeth twice a day.
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