ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley
Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Twenty-Nine
16 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What special announcement is made at the beginning of the Christmas Cocktail Special?
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.
The live show and Big Pod is back in just a few days. Monday the 19th of January. Let's go to Christchurch, shall we? Nope, we've just been to Christchurch. We're going to Auckland. That's better, isn't it? Nod, nod, nod.
Nod, an agreement.
Nod, nod, nod.
I think we're on our last cocktail, and I would say I'm proud of us. We've done well.
Nod, nod.
Moderation.
Nod, nod.
Nod, nod. Nod, nod, nod. What are we doing?
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Chapter 2: What cocktails are featured in this episode?
Nod, nod, nod. Caitlin lives in Auckland and says, Kia ora. Kia ora. Fletchwood and Hayley and the producer girlies, I want to give a big old shout out to my brother James, who's just about to take off his second year calling Edinburgh home.
Very Scottish-themed, these Chrissy cocktail species.
I would say no nation has been represented as strongly as Scotland.
I mean, apart from... And where the fuck is South Africa? Because when we're on the live show, we get a lot of calls from our motherland. Yeah, we do, yeah.
I know. Well, no, they're South African New Zealanders.
Yeah, no, I know, but I mean, like, you know, people from where I come from, where I hark, where I hark.
You hark from the heart, Lance. I hark from Janisburg.
Janisburg, yes, I'm a Cape Town man myself. Oh, no. Don't you hark at me.
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Chapter 3: What humorous stories are shared about travel experiences?
I'm not hark at you. I'm just saying, oh, I miss Janisburg.
Right, you miss it. I miss the gates.
For me, it's the animals, you know. I loved just living so close to so many amazing animals. I know you did.
It's been a big year for James who's been overseas, riding camels in Morocco to see the Icelandic gazes. Gazes? The Icelandic gazes. Geysers.
Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss the representation of nations in their cocktails?
Real fart in the old brain there. I couldn't get it.
Geysers. Like brazier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like geysers. Gay on the mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a backyard fire in a gay person's house as a geyser.
Hold on a god damn. Caitlin says to see the Icelandic geysers before they've all melted. She's talking about glaciers. Yeah, she is. You fucked that up. A geyser doesn't melt, it squirts hot water.
You fucked that up, Caitlin. You really fucked that up.
But maybe that's why, because they're so hot they're melting the glaciers.
Maybe.
The geysers and the glaciers.
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Chapter 5: What funny mix-up occurs regarding geysers and glaciers?
Yeah. Good luck dealing with that. Spending a week in Sydney shopping, eating, and swimming in all the northern beaches. Reincarnation a goose. Reincarnation a goose because it'll be cute enough to give zero fucks and honk at shit when necessary.
Cute. Honk.
Okay, so to whoever that was to.
I just think we say to whom it may concern. To whom it may concern. Move on.
To whom it may concern. Merry Christmas to the whole FEH family. This is the highlight of my day listening to you guys. Teagan. Teagan. Teagan in Auckland. Teagan. Teagan.
It's Teagan. All right, get it right.
Teagan. I moved back to New Zealand this year and miss my best friend in London so much. We both listen to you and it's a fun way to stay connected even though she listens a week behind because she doesn't want to run out of your eps. She's leaving herself a buffer. It's good to have a buffer, because if you want two, you can have two. You can indulge. Clever girl.
I was catching up with a friend and absolutely put my foot in it. This was the juiciest moment of the year. So she was telling me how she had a summer fling with an older guy, to which I said, yeah, but everyone you date is an older man. Come on then, tell me his age. She just had her hand over her mouth and was like, no, Tiggs, this one is old. I said, yeah, but how old?
Like, ready to roll into the grave? She laughed and said, I'm going to his funeral on Wednesday.
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