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ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Christmas Cocktail Special '25- Episode Twenty-Nine

16 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What special announcement is made at the beginning of the Christmas Cocktail Special?

1.212 - 8.122 Vaughan

Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.

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8.303 - 21.022 Fletch

The live show and Big Pod is back in just a few days. Monday the 19th of January. Let's go to Christchurch, shall we? Nope, we've just been to Christchurch. We're going to Auckland. That's better, isn't it? Nod, nod, nod.

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21.042 - 21.723 Vaughan

Nod, an agreement.

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21.743 - 22.444 Fletch

Nod, nod, nod.

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22.424 - 25.928 Vaughan

I think we're on our last cocktail, and I would say I'm proud of us. We've done well.

25.948 - 26.489 Fletch

Nod, nod.

26.509 - 27.129 Vaughan

Moderation.

27.41 - 28.251 Fletch

Nod, nod.

28.271 - 30.693 Vaughan

Nod, nod. Nod, nod, nod. What are we doing?

Chapter 2: What cocktails are featured in this episode?

37.781 - 50.035 Fletch

Nod, nod, nod. Caitlin lives in Auckland and says, Kia ora. Kia ora. Fletchwood and Hayley and the producer girlies, I want to give a big old shout out to my brother James, who's just about to take off his second year calling Edinburgh home.

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50.369 - 53.654 Vaughan

Very Scottish-themed, these Chrissy cocktail species.

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53.674 - 56.579 Fletch

I would say no nation has been represented as strongly as Scotland.

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56.679 - 64.091 Vaughan

I mean, apart from... And where the fuck is South Africa? Because when we're on the live show, we get a lot of calls from our motherland. Yeah, we do, yeah.

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64.172 - 66.876 Fletch

I know. Well, no, they're South African New Zealanders.

66.974 - 72.783 Vaughan

Yeah, no, I know, but I mean, like, you know, people from where I come from, where I hark, where I hark.

72.883 - 77.79 Fletch

You hark from the heart, Lance. I hark from Janisburg.

77.81 - 82.236 Vaughan

Janisburg, yes, I'm a Cape Town man myself. Oh, no. Don't you hark at me.

Chapter 3: What humorous stories are shared about travel experiences?

82.817 - 87.845 Vaughan

I'm not hark at you. I'm just saying, oh, I miss Janisburg.

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87.865 - 90.889 Fletch

Right, you miss it. I miss the gates.

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90.869 - 100.368 Vaughan

For me, it's the animals, you know. I loved just living so close to so many amazing animals. I know you did.

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100.448 - 109.923 Fletch

It's been a big year for James who's been overseas, riding camels in Morocco to see the Icelandic gazes. Gazes? The Icelandic gazes. Geysers.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss the representation of nations in their cocktails?

111.126 - 113.572 Fletch

Real fart in the old brain there. I couldn't get it.

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113.592 - 117.181 Vaughan

Geysers. Like brazier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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117.202 - 120.51 Fletch

Like geysers. Gay on the mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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120.831 - 124.64 Vaughan

It's like a backyard fire in a gay person's house as a geyser.

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124.68 - 135.414 Fletch

Hold on a god damn. Caitlin says to see the Icelandic geysers before they've all melted. She's talking about glaciers. Yeah, she is. You fucked that up. A geyser doesn't melt, it squirts hot water.

135.534 - 137.717 Vaughan

You fucked that up, Caitlin. You really fucked that up.

137.737 - 141.621 Fletch

But maybe that's why, because they're so hot they're melting the glaciers.

141.922 - 142.262 Vaughan

Maybe.

142.282 - 143.624 Fletch

The geysers and the glaciers.

Chapter 5: What funny mix-up occurs regarding geysers and glaciers?

235.728 - 247.894 Fletch

Yeah. Good luck dealing with that. Spending a week in Sydney shopping, eating, and swimming in all the northern beaches. Reincarnation a goose. Reincarnation a goose because it'll be cute enough to give zero fucks and honk at shit when necessary.

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247.874 - 249.296 Vaughan

Cute. Honk.

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249.316 - 251.979 Fletch

Okay, so to whoever that was to.

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252.299 - 255.723 Vaughan

I just think we say to whom it may concern. To whom it may concern. Move on.

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255.903 - 264.032 Fletch

To whom it may concern. Merry Christmas to the whole FEH family. This is the highlight of my day listening to you guys. Teagan. Teagan. Teagan in Auckland. Teagan. Teagan.

264.253 - 266.155 Vaughan

It's Teagan. All right, get it right.

266.255 - 282.124 Fletch

Teagan. I moved back to New Zealand this year and miss my best friend in London so much. We both listen to you and it's a fun way to stay connected even though she listens a week behind because she doesn't want to run out of your eps. She's leaving herself a buffer. It's good to have a buffer, because if you want two, you can have two. You can indulge. Clever girl.

282.144 - 300.786 Fletch

I was catching up with a friend and absolutely put my foot in it. This was the juiciest moment of the year. So she was telling me how she had a summer fling with an older guy, to which I said, yeah, but everyone you date is an older man. Come on then, tell me his age. She just had her hand over her mouth and was like, no, Tiggs, this one is old. I said, yeah, but how old?

301.227 - 305.792 Fletch

Like, ready to roll into the grave? She laughed and said, I'm going to his funeral on Wednesday.

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