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ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -28th Feb 2026

27 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.352 - 8.79 Vaughan

from the ZM Podcast Network. It's Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.

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8.91 - 30.898 Hayley

Got a little bit of a critique for the gastroenterology, the clinic I go to for my colonoscopies. Oh yeah, you had your last one, that went well. Went well, one polyp this year, that's bloody good news for me and it's gone, so we'll see. But you know, you do the prep, you do a two to three day of low fibre eating, you kind of eat F all because it's boring and yuck.

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30.878 - 32.803 Hayley

And then you do one whole day of not eating.

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Chapter 2: What critique does Hayley have about her gastroenterology clinic?

32.824 - 39.122 Hayley

So when you arrive in the morning for your colonoscopy, hungry. Like, Fletch, I can't even imagine you in this day and age.

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39.142 - 43.875 Fletch

Oh, I would be a vicious little bitch. Chuck in hangry with violent, unpredictable diarrhea that you've

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44.935 - 57.07 Hayley

Down south? Yeah. So I was definitely like gurgling and I just wanted everything to like move along so I could go to sleep, wake up and have that lovely little, they make a sandwich, ham egg. Okay. You know what I mean? Ham egg and white bread.

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Chapter 3: What was the outcome of Hayley's recent colonoscopy?

57.912 - 67.023 Hayley

Anyway, so I get into the reception area, sign in and then I sit down and they're like, there's a little bit of white because I was early one and two that, you know, you're in a line of people getting their anuses.

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67.043 - 73.017 Vaughan

Do they wash the hose in between or use a different one? Give it a wipe. Spitting white.

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Chapter 4: What is the preparation process for a colonoscopy like?

73.157 - 77.025 Vaughan

Right. What is it that they put up there? Is it like a hose? It's like a little camera.

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77.767 - 88.128 Hayley

Camera on a flexible thing. And then they open you a little bit. They blow air into you, which is why you fart. If they're like, man, you need to remove things. They fill you up.

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88.288 - 96.506 Vaughan

They fill you up. But then how do they, do they sterilize or something? They pop it in a dishwasher. They pop it in the staff room dishwasher.

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96.606 - 108.128 Hayley

Yeah, yeah. I think just a wipe on the slacks. You know when you use a knife, the bread knife? and you cut bread, and you don't actually even need to wash it.

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108.168 - 113.312 Fletch

No, it's the same with if you use flour in a bowl, and it's only for flour, and then you just bang it upside down in the sink.

113.553 - 114.233 Hayley

She's all good.

114.253 - 115.795 Fletch

Give it a blow, and then she goes back in the door.

115.815 - 117.796 Vaughan

And you can't see the flour, so you're like, oh, it's clean.

117.916 - 118.777 Hayley

Yeah, it's clean.

Chapter 5: What humorous observations does Hayley make about the waiting room?

141.775 - 142.598 Hayley

All of them were food.

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143.35 - 150.583 Hayley

Dish magazine. Cuisine magazine. Like, all of them. Cakes. Roasts. One of them was curries and dips.

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150.623 - 153.889 Vaughan

I was like... Everything you want to eat at that very moment.

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153.989 - 165.409 Hayley

That felt... One, it felt intentional. And two, it felt very cruel. It was absolutely horrible. But then you're just passing the time and they say, like, please don't use your phones in here because obviously there's people...

165.389 - 191.059 Hayley

in there that made me don't want to be like photographed or videoed get in there oh yeah bums looked at bums contained a lot of shame still yeah it's crazy year of the arts been and gone and we still celebrate but that they had just food books and it was really awful and i just sat there dribbling and drooling over it so what would you just prefer some woman's weeklies yeah i want to catch up on some shorty street goss yep see what jj and manu are doing doing some crosswords yeah do some crosswords was it that recent

191.765 - 194.009 Fletch

Like the magazines are always famously old.

194.029 - 204.768 Hayley

No, no, no, they weren't too bad. The oldest one was a Christmas food thing and it had like a trifle. That's pretty recent. So it was pretty recent. That was the oldest one. No, they're fresh mags, but they were all food.

204.788 - 206.471 Vaughan

Well, good feedback, good criticism.

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