What could go wrong if you do backflips on the school bus? How exactly does a potato cannon become a flamethrower? Are bananaberries real? The answers to these questions and so much more await you inside this hilarious collection of short stories from the life of Chris Loper. It’s a lighthearted mix of '90s nostalgia, teenage hijinks, and mountain adventures, with a few actual life lessons thrown in for good measure. Totally Real Testimonials “I’m so glad I met him AFTER all of the events in this book.” –Chris’s partner “I swear it’s not our fault. Look at our other son! He’s very responsible.” –Chris’s parents “Really makes me look good by comparison.” –Chris’s brother “But ‘Safety’ really IS my middle name!” –Chris’s best friend “No, no it’s not.” –Chris’s best friend’s wife Chris Loper is the author of a humorous memoir titled Wood Floats and Other Brilliant Observations. He is also the creator of BecomingBetter.org, a website devoted to self-improvement that actually works. As a habit coach, he helps busy adults with behavioral change and productivity. Chris also writes a blog about learning for parents and students for Northwest Educational Services, and he is the owner of South Cove Tutoring in Issaquah, WA. We talk a LOT about Optimize and Brian Johnson's Optimize Program. Check it out! Seriously, it changed our lives! Support ZooFit and future projects and stay updated with exciting offers and opportunities: Join the ZooFit Pride on Patreon for cool extra perks and support all ZooFit’s endeavors: https://www.patreon.com/zoofit?fan_landing=true And Follow more of ZooFit online: https://www.zoofit.net/
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