真正喜欢你的人不在乎你有对象！
08 May 2024
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婉拒是这个意思啊！
08 May 2024
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老妈的召唤术！
08 May 2024
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姐姐烫这个头好看吗？
08 May 2024
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说以小明同学到底去哪了？
07 May 2024
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这么大的小朋友啊！
07 May 2024
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你在家夸自己有什么用啊？
07 May 2024
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踩到脚了该说什么呀？
07 May 2024
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甄嬛传和还珠格格是有关系的！
06 May 2024
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可能就是走个程序
06 May 2024
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优秀的人还有烦恼？
06 May 2024
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坚决不能吃亏
06 May 2024
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大学真的是玄幻恐怖故事最多的地方！
05 May 2024
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应该是找错窗口了！
05 May 2024
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电脑慢怎么办？
05 May 2024
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原来是用来要债！
05 May 2024
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穿越小说的穿越原因都升级了！
04 May 2024
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睡不着的时候怎么办？
04 May 2024
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你看你把阿姨吓的！
04 May 2024
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穷亲戚真可怕
04 May 2024
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喜欢的女孩都有这个特征！
03 May 2024
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大侠的钱都是哪来的？
03 May 2024
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那我是什么按键？
03 May 2024
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蝙蝠为什么撞人？
03 May 2024
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杀出重围的一定是东北话！
03 May 2024
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你现在什么感觉？
02 May 2024
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塌房和塌房也不一样！
02 May 2024
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没必要再来找补一遍，谢谢！
02 May 2024
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你在家吗？怎么回？
02 May 2024
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大妈你是不是太诚实了？
01 May 2024
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时不时已经没有像我一样实诚的人了？
01 May 2024
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孩子为啥不想让家长接？
01 May 2024
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一句话夸了四个人
01 May 2024
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大过节的你这样太不吉利了！
30 Apr 2024
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所以我劝你也别试！
30 Apr 2024
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这是和乞丐学成开始营业了！
30 Apr 2024
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我说的干净不是这个干净啊！
30 Apr 2024
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崇祯皇帝跟我一样是个学渣！
29 Apr 2024
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怎么才能搞到610万？
29 Apr 2024
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大妈我感觉你是在侮辱我！
29 Apr 2024
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吃一碗米线等于三个塑料袋！
29 Apr 2024
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面试的被被面试的安慰了！
28 Apr 2024
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麻辣烫其实挺健康！
28 Apr 2024
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我们小区也有三大男高音！
28 Apr 2024
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怎么中间少一岁
28 Apr 2024
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后半截不用说
27 Apr 2024
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关于起司面包的一个真理！
27 Apr 2024
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是王重阳啊！就是王重阳！
27 Apr 2024
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非得有个洞呗
27 Apr 2024
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星期五你有空吗
26 Apr 2024
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朋友不高兴怎么劝？
26 Apr 2024
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这就是多此一举！
26 Apr 2024
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甲方送个体重秤是什么意思？
26 Apr 2024
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这个路标什么意思呀？
25 Apr 2024
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性格开朗的原因？
25 Apr 2024
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刀子嘴豆腐心主要表现在
25 Apr 2024
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你真以为是点菜吗？
25 Apr 2024
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你去吓唬吓唬他！
24 Apr 2024
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钱多事儿少还不好？
24 Apr 2024
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妹子是个实在人
24 Apr 2024
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学点防身术有必要啊！
24 Apr 2024
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国足进不来8强就不结婚！
23 Apr 2024
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喝酒的人有多会瞎掰？
23 Apr 2024
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黑成了歪果仁！
23 Apr 2024
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看来二胎三胎有必要啊！
23 Apr 2024
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黄牛的工作原理！
22 Apr 2024
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清华北大再向你招手！
22 Apr 2024
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你家WiFi密码是啥？
22 Apr 2024
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所以还是坐着吧！
22 Apr 2024
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你这种求保佑能灵吗？
21 Apr 2024
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GPT咋还卖茶叶呢？
21 Apr 2024
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年轻人词语太匮乏了！
21 Apr 2024
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开车都忘了
21 Apr 2024
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单杠和双杠原来是干这个用的？
20 Apr 2024
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年轻人的迷之自信！
20 Apr 2024
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你这甲状腺都把医生气笑了
20 Apr 2024
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喝酒有好处啊！
20 Apr 2024
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谁和我现在的状态一样？
19 Apr 2024
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我有多少钱你们真不知道吗？
19 Apr 2024
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真的是百依百顺的女友！
19 Apr 2024
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不就是硬币吗？
19 Apr 2024
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没考上清北是有原因的！
18 Apr 2024
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欢喜本人确实这么说过！
18 Apr 2024
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假如地球升温到150度
18 Apr 2024
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美颜技术应该还能更上一层楼
17 Apr 2024
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谁让你叠加了呀？
17 Apr 2024
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喝红酒四个月会怎么样？
17 Apr 2024
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为什么不能把闺蜜介绍给哥哥？
16 Apr 2024
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瘦子确实显高！
16 Apr 2024
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工作中还能有快乐的回忆？
16 Apr 2024
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这空姐为啥这么吓人呢？
15 Apr 2024
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怎么才能每天开心？
15 Apr 2024
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爸妈的理解好像有误
15 Apr 2024
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按摩椅为啥不能调身高？
14 Apr 2024
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你怎么没睡醒就来上班了？
14 Apr 2024
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没有考上清北是有原因的！
14 Apr 2024
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别人夸赞的时候，要注意表情管理！
13 Apr 2024
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古代的女子就懂得搭配了！
13 Apr 2024
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跳伞的伞坏了咋办？
13 Apr 2024
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排骨多钱啊？
13 Apr 2024
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