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段子来了

段子来了丨 我和段子成双对,做梦捧着月饼睡 80923(采采)

22 Sep 2018

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1、八戒郁闷的自言自语道:“近水楼台先得月,玉兔那厮整天在嫦娥旁,唉!” 悟空道:“呆子放心吧,兔子不吃窝边草。”2、嫦娥问玉兔中秋节什么好吃, 玉兔说月饼。 嫦娥说:吃了几千年,早吃腻了。 玉兔:那你说什么好吃. 嫦娥:你听说过红烧兔肉吗。3、你喜欢吃什么馅的月饼?我喜欢吃皮,因为皮一下,很开心~~4、我让我妈去买月饼,结果我妈说没吃过是吧,你是不知道现在有多贵,等八月十六妈妈给你买最好的!5、一对情侣买了块月饼一起吃,女生吃了3/7,男生吃了4/7,男生比女生多出4.5元,请问这块月饼多少钱。。。据说屌丝的答案是31.5,非屌丝的答案是4.5。这期分享一些中秋段子+订阅节目丶不迷路 ↗【多多点赞丶会变好看】公众微信:采采,微博@1053采采

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