谢谢你春天陪我观百花，夏日伴我看夕阳，秋季陪我赏落叶，冬天伴我看雪景。如果没有你，再美的风景都是模糊的，真的谢谢你——眼镜！当我同时戴着耳机耳环口罩眼镜，我的耳朵：要不包包我也帮你提真的要少熬夜玩手机，眼睛真的越来越不好，打开银行APP都看不到钱了。最近发现看东西越来越模糊，于是跟我妈商量，拨款我好重新配付眼镜。我妈看了我一眼说了一句：邋遢鬼，把眼镜擦擦。。。你还别说，这一擦干净眼镜啊，清晰度从360p瞬间变成1080p！摘掉眼镜，就能瞬间给讨厌的人打码啦温馨提示：我们近视眼摘掉眼镜，是真听不清对方在讲什么 其实对于我们戴眼镜的来说，一直很难理解影1视或漫画中“戴眼镜的主人公突然进入认真模式，摘下眼镜开始发大招”这个惯用桥段…因为我们明明一摘眼镜就啥也看不着，只会变得超级弱啊…摘下眼镜专心思考，是人类版本的“切换到低清晰度以提高速度”。长大后，“视力一直很好不用戴眼镜”和“早上能秒起床”这两点，可以算作超能力了。1眼睛是心灵的窗口，近视眼 是心灵的创口诶，一个重大发现：近视的人看不清手机的话，把手机屏幕做成眼镜片材质的就可以不用戴眼镜了！
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