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段子来了

段子来了丨数学老师:过程呢?化学老师:反应呢?23.3.26(采采)

26 Mar 2023

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宿舍没有风扇,不通风,一间屋还挤了8个人。大家都热的恨不得把内衣都脱掉的时候,只见宿舍长坐在上铺裹着大棉被,连头都没漏出来。正当大家议论宿舍长是不是热傻了的时候,只见他猛的掀开被子巨自豪的说:你们看,这样盖会儿被子,再掀开不就凉快了?室友对我很好,好到哪种程度呢,衣服收下来给我叠的整整齐齐的放衣柜里,等我拿出来穿的时候还是湿的!半夜我睡不着,我舍友很关照我,嘎吱嘎吱得摇床哄我入睡。就刚刚,我钱不见了,在宿舍翻了个底朝天……依然找不到!我同学躺在床上悠悠的说:说不定掉地上了,你扫下地,说不定扫的出来……于是乎,我扫了,还是没找到,看着干干净净的寝室,我发现了点问题……上学时在宿舍抓了只老鼠,商量着怎样处死它。有人说喂它干豆子,然后灌水,撑死它。还有人说拿鞭炮捆它身上点燃炸死它。意见无法统一,僵持不下时一哥们咬着牙说:“让它吃点咱食堂的饭,恶心死它。”

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