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嘿嘿，问候到手机边最亲爱的，你还好吗？欢迎收听笑话，不断欢乐不停的段子来了，我是想你不行，行走的电冰箱的主播采采呀。今天是国际北极熊日“大熊，大熊，你为什么这么伤心？”海豹拍着北极熊的肩膀问道。北极熊哭泣道：“全球变暖，海平面上升，要出事了……”海豹若有所思：“你是担心冰4川减少？阳光辐射？还是鱼类深游，饭不够吃？”北极熊抹了一把泪说：“都不是，今天媳妇突然问我，冰川化了的话，我和你妈同时掉进水里，你先救谁？”说有一只北极熊，因为雪地太刺眼了，必须要戴墨镜才能看东西， 可是他找不到墨镜，于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找，爬呀爬呀，把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜，对着镜子一照，这才发现：哦，原来我是一只熊猫北极熊没见过熊猫，刚到动物园遇见熊猫就喊：“告诉大哥，谁把你打成这样的。”
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