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段子来了

段子来了丨车到山前必有路,胖到极限就会瘦 23.5.10(采采)

10 May 2023

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日照香炉生紫烟,两顿火锅似神仙曾经沧海难为水,鱼香肉丝配鸡腿人生若只如初见,来碗番茄牛肉面山有木兮木有枝,脆皮烤鸭吃不吃孤山寺北贾亭西,真的好想吃炸鸡人比黄花瘦,犹记红烧肉吃乎,胖也,不吃,馋也食人族叫外卖苦等三小时因无骑手接单只得退款吃得越多就越撑,吃的越撑吃得越少,所以吃的越多吃得越少既然车到山前必有路,那么胖到极限就会瘦都说船到桥头自然直,我看了看自己体重,这能撑到桥头?生活不仅要吃甜头 还要吃肉人生如戏,黄梅戏,又黄又没戏谁敢把我看扁,我就把谁捏圆信我者得永生,不信我者永不超生胖子只有两条出路,要不就让身材变好,要不就让心态变好我的生活状态:随随便便 得过且过 放1松心态 关注自我 不设目标 忽略结果 赚少花少 赚多花多 你不同意 就算我错 

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