这个春节，我经历了N次相亲。为什么说我命中带苦呢，因为我不知道为啥相亲总会遇到奇葩，现在只有后悔，后悔一开始我就不该相信介绍人那张嘴。Round 1大闺女啊，也就是你吧。换了其他人我都不会把这么好的人出手，相貌英俊，身材壮实，人更优秀，小学时候还当过班干部呢，你可要抓住这次机会，你的终身幸福就看这次相亲了！我看着亲戚那么热情，就好好精心打扮了一下，还照镜子告诉自己加油，要展示最好的自己！我觉得按照介绍人的描述，应该是个阳光大男孩，心里还有点儿小激动。然而，见面，是个地中海酒糟鼻大叔！然后我说：你好。空气就寂静了，寂静十分钟以后，他问我：你当过班干部吗？我说：没有。他说：难怪单身这么久，条件比我的确是差了那么一点，不过不用自卑，我这个人很包容的，我不会看不起你的！纳尼？我咋的了？你看不起我？然后他说：我这个人生活很有情趣的，喜欢来一点角色扮演，你不会介意吧？明天晚上见面你就演环卫工人吧！当时我特别想找个大师把他给我超度了！
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